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Posted: 8/19/2004 6:06:10 PM EST
Why do birds suddenly appear?
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 6:06:56 PM EST
Do you mean when I am near?

Close to you?

Close to me?


SGatr15
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 6:07:15 PM EST
Why do farts sound so funny?
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 6:08:32 PM EST
maybe because birds are claimed to be the modern day dinosaurs?
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 6:08:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
Why do farts sound so funny?



as a warning
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 6:08:46 PM EST
How many boards would the Mongols hoard, if the Mongol hordes got bored?

(Stolen from Calvin and Hobbes)
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 6:09:22 PM EST
What's the angular airspeed velocity of a Swallow?
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 6:09:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By Greenhorn:
How many boards would the Mongols hoard, if the Mongol hordes got bored?

(Stolen from Calvin and Hobbes)



Dammit man, you're going to make my head hurt. My ankle hurts bad enough...
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 7:04:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By eodtech2000:
What's the angular airspeed velocity of a Swallow?



It depends on whether he's carrying coconuts or not.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 7:17:58 PM EST
They just long to be close to you.........
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 7:22:26 PM EST
I'm in carpenter hell
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 7:23:07 PM EST
...On the day that you were born

The Angles looked down from Heaven....

A­nd threw up.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 3:04:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By eodtech2000:
What's the angular airspeed velocity of a Swallow?



African or European?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 3:06:35 AM EST
Wow, only four people think I'm a putz...I gotta start working harder.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:53:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By paenutz:

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
Why do farts sound so funny?



as a warning


Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:55:21 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/20/2004 10:55:55 AM EST by wedge1082]
Indication of..

A TRAP!!!
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:57:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By eodtech2000:
What's the angular airspeed velocity of a Swallow?



African or European?



Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:58:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By eodtech2000:
What's the angular airspeed velocity of a Swallow?




Depends on who is swallowing....
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 11:00:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By eodtech2000:
What's the angular airspeed velocity of a Swallow?



African or European?



Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?



They could grasp it by the husk.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 11:03:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
Indication of..

A TRAP!!!
img28.exs.cx/img28/4176/ackbar-trap1.jpg



NOOOOO! Not here! We already have Pie, IBTL, and Stick it in Her Pooper and Post Pics!
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 11:08:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
Indication of..

A TRAP!!!
img28.exs.cx/img28/4176/ackbar-trap1.jpg



NOOOOO! Not here! We already have Pie, IBTL, and Stick it in Her Pooper and Post Pics!



Where I go Ackbar is sure to follow, giving the opportunity.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 11:10:57 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 11:11:42 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/20/2004 11:13:06 AM EST by Q3131A]


Bye Bye Now.

Link Posted: 8/20/2004 11:12:39 AM EST
It's the leading edge of your asshole breaking the sound barrier!

Link Posted: 8/20/2004 11:12:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
Indication of..

A TRAP!!!
img28.exs.cx/img28/4176/ackbar-trap1.jpg



NOOOOO! Not here! We already have Pie, IBTL, and Stick it in Her Pooper and Post Pics!



Where I go Ackbar is sure to follow, giving the opportunity.



But where's Porkins?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 11:17:57 AM EST
[ 13 ] Because that's just what birds do [ 20.97% ]
[ 12 ] Birds are the spawn of satan [ 19.35% ]
[ 8 ] necromancer did it [ 12.9% ]
[ 6 ] Imbroglio did it [ 9.68% ]
[ 6 ] Burley is a putz [ 9.68% ]

I'm not saying how I voted


GM
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 11:20:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By wedge1082:

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
Indication of..

A TRAP!!!
img28.exs.cx/img28/4176/ackbar-trap1.jpg



NOOOOO! Not here! We already have Pie, IBTL, and Stick it in Her Pooper and Post Pics!



Where I go Ackbar is sure to follow, giving the opportunity.



But where's Porkins?



He died...
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 11:26:12 AM EST
The birds suddenly appear because I just washed my truck.

Lock & load...prepare to repel aerial attack
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 11:44:41 AM EST
Burley, sgtar, y'old farts. Damn you to heck. I'm going to have that song in my head ALL DAY.

na, na-na na na...
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 11:48:06 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/20/2004 11:49:11 AM EST by The_Beer_Slayer]
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