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AR15.COM
8/19/2004 7:06:10 PM EDT
Why do birds suddenly appear?
8/19/2004 7:06:56 PM EDT
[#1]
Do you mean when I am near?

Close to you?

Close to me?


SGatr15
8/19/2004 7:07:15 PM EDT
[#2]
Why do farts sound so funny?
8/19/2004 7:08:32 PM EDT
[#3]
maybe because birds are claimed to be the modern day dinosaurs?
8/19/2004 7:08:41 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Why do farts sound so funny?



as a warning
8/19/2004 7:08:46 PM EDT
[#5]
How many boards would the Mongols hoard, if the Mongol hordes got bored?

(Stolen from Calvin and Hobbes)
8/19/2004 7:09:22 PM EDT
[#6]
What's the angular airspeed velocity of a Swallow?
8/19/2004 7:09:30 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
How many boards would the Mongols hoard, if the Mongol hordes got bored?

(Stolen from Calvin and Hobbes)



Dammit man, you're going to make my head hurt.  My ankle hurts bad enough...
8/19/2004 8:04:48 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
What's the angular airspeed velocity of a Swallow?



It depends on whether he's carrying coconuts or not.
8/19/2004 8:17:58 PM EDT
[#9]
They just long to be close to you.........
8/19/2004 8:22:26 PM EDT
[#10]
I'm in carpenter hell
8/19/2004 8:23:07 PM EDT
[#11]
...On the day that you were born

The Angles looked down from Heaven....
And threw up.
8/20/2004 4:04:34 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
What's the angular airspeed velocity of a Swallow?



African or European?
8/20/2004 4:06:35 AM EDT
[#13]
Wow, only four people think I'm a putz...I gotta start working harder.
8/20/2004 11:53:51 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Why do farts sound so funny?



as a warning


8/20/2004 11:55:21 AM EDT
[#15]
Indication of..

A TRAP!!!
8/20/2004 11:57:52 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What's the angular airspeed velocity of a Swallow?



African or European?



Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
8/20/2004 11:58:33 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
What's the angular airspeed velocity of a Swallow?




Depends on who is swallowing....
8/20/2004 12:00:02 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
What's the angular airspeed velocity of a Swallow?



African or European?



Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?



They could grasp it by the husk.
8/20/2004 12:03:28 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
Indication of..

A TRAP!!!
img28.exs.cx/img28/4176/ackbar-trap1.jpg



NOOOOO! Not here! We already have Pie, IBTL, and Stick it in Her Pooper and Post Pics!
8/20/2004 12:08:44 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Indication of..

A TRAP!!!
img28.exs.cx/img28/4176/ackbar-trap1.jpg



NOOOOO! Not here! We already have Pie, IBTL, and Stick it in Her Pooper and Post Pics!



Where I go Ackbar is sure to follow, giving the opportunity.
8/20/2004 12:10:57 PM EDT
[#21]
8/20/2004 12:11:42 PM EDT
[#22]


Bye Bye Now.

8/20/2004 12:12:39 PM EDT
[#23]
It's the leading edge of your asshole breaking the sound barrier!

8/20/2004 12:12:40 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Indication of..

A TRAP!!!
img28.exs.cx/img28/4176/ackbar-trap1.jpg



NOOOOO! Not here! We already have Pie, IBTL, and Stick it in Her Pooper and Post Pics!



Where I go Ackbar is sure to follow, giving the opportunity.



But where's Porkins?
8/20/2004 12:17:57 PM EDT
[#25]
[ 13 ]  Because that's just what birds do  [ 20.97% ]
[ 12 ]  Birds are the spawn of satan  [ 19.35% ]
[ 8 ]  necromancer did it  [ 12.9% ]
[ 6 ]  Imbroglio did it  [ 9.68% ]
[ 6 ]  Burley is a putz  [ 9.68% ]

I'm not saying how I voted


GM
8/20/2004 12:20:55 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Indication of..

A TRAP!!!
img28.exs.cx/img28/4176/ackbar-trap1.jpg



NOOOOO! Not here! We already have Pie, IBTL, and Stick it in Her Pooper and Post Pics!



Where I go Ackbar is sure to follow, giving the opportunity.



But where's Porkins?



He died...
8/20/2004 12:26:12 PM EDT
[#27]
The birds suddenly appear because I just washed my truck.

Lock & load...prepare to repel aerial attack
8/20/2004 12:44:41 PM EDT
[#28]
Burley, sgtar, y'old farts. Damn you to heck. I'm going to have that song in my head ALL DAY.

na, na-na na na...
8/20/2004 12:48:06 PM EDT
[#29]
i think the proper question is why does bird shit mysteriously appear on my car after i wash it. Even when no flying rats are in the area.