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Posted: 12/9/2002 10:23:01 AM EDT
When I retired from the Navy last week I recieved a couple of "thanks for serving" certificates. One was from The President and one was from Gray Davis of Kalifornication. I want to return my certificate from Gray Davis with a "nicely" worded letter explaining to him why I will not accept the certificate, communist rat bastard, liberal democRAT, and a few others come to mind. I know what I am going to do, I want to hear your ideas.
Link Posted: 12/9/2002 10:25:27 AM EDT
Send copies of your letter and certificate to as many newspapers as you can. Someone is bound to run with the story. Free publicity is the best publicity...assuming you can handle any adverse reaction that arises.
Link Posted: 12/9/2002 10:26:30 AM EDT
Keep the one from the Pres. And you should send it back to Gray Davis and explain why - that should be real sweet. Send it postage due, as well. -934
Link Posted: 12/9/2002 10:28:05 AM EDT
Wipe your ass with it and send it back
Link Posted: 12/9/2002 10:35:53 AM EDT
That kind of scum has no shame or sense of honor. I would not give the government the 37 cents for the postage. They would probably use the money to do something else to destroy the country.
Link Posted: 12/9/2002 10:43:09 AM EDT
burn a corner of it, and then send it back saying how you tried to burn the whole thing, but soon realized that bullshit didnt burn.
Link Posted: 12/9/2002 10:53:57 AM EDT
A couple of my thoughts as to what to do with the certificate... [img]http://flymeaway.net/images/bin-dog.jpg[/img] [img]http://flymeaway.net/images/copy-anim.gif[/img] ...and then return to sender, postage due. [frag]
Link Posted: 12/9/2002 10:54:51 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TheCommissioner: Send copies of your letter and certificate to as many newspapers as you can. Someone is bound to run with the story. Free publicity is the best publicity...assuming you can handle any adverse reaction that arises.
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That's a really good idea.
Link Posted: 12/9/2002 12:24:04 PM EDT
Gray Davis sucks, but Bush sucks almost as much. Bush would get you killed in a heartbeat if he decided it was in his best interest to do so.
Link Posted: 12/9/2002 12:25:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/9/2002 12:42:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By USNJoe_Retired: When I retired from the Navy last week I recieved a couple of "thanks for serving" certificates. One was from The President and one was from Gray Davis of Kalifornication. I want to return my certificate from Gray Davis with a "nicely" worded letter explaining to him why I will not accept the certificate, communist rat bastard, liberal democRAT, and a few others come to mind. I know what I am going to do, I want to hear your ideas.
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Send it back to him.I'll even pay for the stamp.
Link Posted: 12/9/2002 12:50:04 PM EDT
I'm behind you all the way. The more you can show your content for that piece of turd, the better.
Link Posted: 12/9/2002 12:51:28 PM EDT
Yes, send it back but not before making copies of it for use as targets![50] BTW-congrats on the retirement![beer]
Link Posted: 12/9/2002 2:05:20 PM EDT
When my Dad retired from the Army, he did exactly that. Got a letter from Klinton and promptly sent it back with a few words sprawled on it.
Link Posted: 12/9/2002 2:09:07 PM EDT
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