Posted: 12/26/2002 10:56:49 AM EDT
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Okay was thinking some after reading another thread and here's the question. Consider this. Why would a female co-worker tell my wife, who she(coworker) "felt awkward talking to" when introduced, that I call her in the evenings after work when she(my wife) is out or working? Why would said woman tell my wife that I tell her that we do not have a good sex life? None of this true at all! Why would she take a friendy gesture of an E-Card(she was feeling upsetover work) and make it seem to my wife that I was sending this romantically? She had to know it would get me in the dog house? I think I know the answer but I want to see what the unbiased and objective crowd has to say. I will post details as they become relevant. |
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Quoted: This is a real easy one. Some women are psycho bitches who will cause trouble anytime they get a chance. Just because they can, thats why! Yes, yes, I've known of this [i]rare[/i] breed of woman personally - but what are the odds that random men from a internet forum group could have possibly been in contact with another one of these in a single lifetime!?!? Somebody call a scientist! |
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Here's what's going on. First, chicky is hot! Second we flirt a lot at work but I am just having fun. So wife comes to the office Xmas party on her break. I introduce chicky to wife. Chicky looks mortified! Doesn't say a word and walk away. Wife goes back to work and chicky comes over apologizes and say she didn't know what to say. I'm like why? So we are all drinkin getting loose and decide to go to local bar. On the way I stop at ATM for cash. Chicky runs up to get cash also. She starts talking about how she didn't know what to say. So I figure I'll provoke her into revealing what she is thinking and I say "you should have said hi I wanna fuck your husband!" She smiles and acts like she didn't understand what I said, goes on about how's she's dying to date some guy we work with. I'm like go for it! I pick up wife and head to the bar. After a few shots she and wife are now buddied up talking. So wife goes to restroom chicky comes over starts about how my wife loves me and how happy she is with me etc. I'm like, yeah? I know? And your point is? We get a bit more drunk chicky flags me over says she can't believe how good looking my wife is in a tone expressing some question so I say hey you're a beautiful girl and if I was single I'd be on you like white on rice. So she gets all smiley etc. Anyway we are all pretty loaded and it's time to go. So I could tell wife was pissed at something but didn't know what. So in my car we go wife is driving, chicky behind her, me in passenger seat and buddy behind me. Chicky playing kiddie flirt games in car for the drive(20 mins or so) back to the office. Smacking me and throwing paper at me you know the drill. I'm like "I'm fucking dead meat!" I try to ignore her but she has brass balls starts hitting me with a Barbie Doll my kid left in the car. So I can see wife is bent. We get to office wife speeds off with out a word leaves me to drive my work truck home. So chicky comes over as we walk to our vehicles and hugs me and says bye. Plants a kiss on me. Longer than normal but to short to fully be considered a "kiss". I get in my truck start it up and run it to warm it up. Chicky comes over I open the door, chicky starts hugging and a peck on the lips, then another one and next thing I know my tongue is in her mouth and at that point we both just back away and leave. I get home wife is fuming tells the story posted above that chicky told her. Wife is like that girl likes you and wants to get between us or she is just crazy. So I don't dare tell about the toungue episode. Well Monday rolls around and I figure I'll email chicky and take all the blame and apologize for overstepping the boundaries etc and just nip this in the bud. She replies, "everything is cool, thanx!" So I'm feeling like I just crossed into the Twilight Zone here. So today we are talking about what each of got for Xmas. I aks if she got any new perfume(she always has great perfume on and lets me sample from her wrists discreetly) she says yes I forget the name but that she will wear it for me tomorrow. I say great(sarcasm), I'll have something to think about all day. She smiles and starts talking about how she like some dude we work with. I've met all types and this one seems to have her head on straight but this is just something i've never dealt with. Maybe being married has dulled my perceptiveness? |
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[b]Dude she is a horny single chick..you are taken, that bothers her -- because you are obviously good looking to her. I repeat she is single. Wants a sex life like you have. Her emotions are fueled by her sex drive. She loves to flirt with you.[/b] When you are married, good looking (nice to you) single women are [size=5]BAD[/size=5] Women like this can really F*CK YOU UP! |
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Women like this can really F*CK YOU UP! Yeah that's for sure. Dude this is my curse. In the past 3 months I have ran into a girl I used to dated that was smokin hot and had to make a quick exit less I get into a adulterous situation. I have my daughter's crazy mom trying to seduce me. My wife's hottie friend(I used to bang regularly, prewife) has been sniffing around. Wild stuff. My dad told me marriage is a test of will and commitment. He was sure ass right about that! |
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Quoted: Maybe being married has dulled my perceptiveness? I'm sorry guys. I had a little too much to drink at lunch and my sarcasm level is way too low. Could someone take over on this one for me? Thanks. No, it has not dulled it--you have become brain dead. You have suffocated from having your head inserted into your anal orifice for too long. Remove it and go home to your wife, and hope she still recognizes you with the brown streaks in your hair. [stick] That okay, Dolomite? [;)] |
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OK....... Coming from a Women.... and not..... a girl child... 1. Most.. women are evil, nasty, vial, filthy creatures, who have no respect for themselves or others. 2. Women as a whole..... are suppose to be collectors and gatherers... but time was lost in the women movement and the beotches have lost their place and try to tske control of everything...... 3. they have nothing better to do than to dig into affairs that are none of their business, are not true, and have no bearing on their hearth or home..... but.. alas they are bored to tears..so they have an undeniable drive to dig into other peoples affairs. 4. You can tell if a women truly loves you.. if 1. they tell the offending women to find something to do..OR.... bitches at you about some dumbass rumor. Or 2.. laughs at the offending women and asks her. " who did he piss off now?" Blow this Beotch into the highlands and get right with your women. |
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Quoted: Quoted: This is a real easy one. Some women are psycho bitches who will cause trouble anytime they get a chance. Just because they can, thats why! Ding ding ding!! We have a winner! WOW! I retract that statement. You are one of the psycho bitches who will cause trouble anytime they get a chance. You want to know why the girl told your wife that? Because it was true. You are a married man and have no right doing what you did. Why the HELL are you asking her if she got any perfume for Christmas? May I remind you once again that you are married. You're the instigator of this whole episode. I'm sorry but your stupidity is mind numbing. I am at a loss for words. Your wife has every right to be suspicious. I give you six months before you are divorced. GOOD LUCK! I really used to think that gun owners where conservative people would high morals and standards. I guess that's just not the case in all instances. |
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