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Posted: 10/6/2004 10:12:33 AM EDT
Do you put on your pants one leg at a time, or does your wife only buy you skirts?
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:13:38 AM EDT
[#1]
I hold them up and jump into them both legs at once!
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:13:58 AM EDT
[#2]
After I get tenure, I'm going to work with no pants.




Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:20:51 AM EDT
[#3]
One leg at a time, until I get all three in there.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:23:46 AM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:23:48 AM EDT
[#5]
pants?
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:31:59 AM EDT
[#6]
I put them on one leg at a time like everyone else.  Then I make gold records.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:38:58 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
I hold them up and jump into them both legs at once!



+1
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:41:01 AM EDT
[#8]
I just wear a penis warmer.

It is a leg warmer from the 80's.  It is a little short for my Catholic penis, but it does the job.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:41:12 AM EDT
[#9]
You mean you guys don't pull them on over your head???  Have I been doing it wrong all these years???!!!
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 5:25:35 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
You mean you guys don't pull them on over your head???  Have I been doing it wrong all these years???!!!



You only need to do that when you're wearing your ass for a hat.  

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