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Posted: 10/6/2004 10:12:33 AM EDT
Do you put on your pants one leg at a time, or does your wife only buy you skirts?
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:13:38 AM EDT
I hold them up and jump into them both legs at once!
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:13:58 AM EDT
After I get tenure, I'm going to work with no pants.

Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:20:51 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 10:22:04 AM EDT by Hokie]
One leg at a time, until I get all three in there.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:23:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:23:48 AM EDT
pants?
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:31:59 AM EDT
I put them on one leg at a time like everyone else. Then I make gold records.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:38:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pen:
I hold them up and jump into them both legs at once!



+1
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:41:01 AM EDT
I just wear a penis warmer.

It is a leg warmer from the 80's. It is a little short for my Catholic penis, but it does the job.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:41:12 AM EDT
You mean you guys don't pull them on over your head??? Have I been doing it wrong all these years???!!!
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 5:25:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Brohawk:
You mean you guys don't pull them on over your head??? Have I been doing it wrong all these years???!!!



You only need to do that when you're wearing your ass for a hat.

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