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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:12:15 AM EDT
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So the idiot says, "Don't bother to wrap it...I'll eat it here".
---- Guess the movie |
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:14:26 AM EDT
[#2]
"This is a hardware store!"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:15:07 AM EDT
[#3]
Dam
ByteTheBullet (-: |
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:15:20 AM EDT
[#4]
"BAM!...Right in her mouth!"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:15:42 AM EDT
[#5]
" So the sailor says OK then, how about a little head?"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:16:25 AM EDT
[#6]
"Thanks...I just peeled the scabs off."
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:19:35 AM EDT
[#7]
"well, if 8" isn't good enough for you I'm leaving".
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:19:54 AM EDT
[#8]
"What do you think I am a friggin' fireman"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:20:09 AM EDT
[#9]
Texashark!
 j/k
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:20:31 AM EDT
[#10]
"with a pitchfork!"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:21:04 AM EDT
[#11]
"Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your hole weak."
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:23:56 AM EDT
[#12]
"Here's your Christmas tree, Santa. Where would you like me to stick it?"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:25:10 AM EDT
[#13]
"....He needed the money."
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:25:13 AM EDT
[#14]
Velcro on the bottom of the pool.....
Booger on the dashboard... Eileen. Irene. |
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:25:49 AM EDT
[#15]
So I kicked her in the mouth and broke his dick!
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:34:19 AM EDT
[#16]
So the aardvark says "Seven."
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:36:14 AM EDT
[#17]
"Rectum? DAMN NEAR KILLED EM!"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:36:48 AM EDT
[#18]
"No, because snakes don't have legs"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:37:03 AM EDT
[#19]
AHHHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:38:39 AM EDT
[#20]
"so I put it in her butt."
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:39:09 AM EDT
[#21]
"OK I'll try it but you can't hit me over the head with a beer bottle."
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:39:52 AM EDT
[#22]
Damn, now I want to hear some of these jokes.
I know some of the ones from the punchlines, but others... |
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:40:37 AM EDT
[#23]
"I sit around all day watching porn and eating Cheetos."
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:40:56 AM EDT
[#24]
What you mean "In Wrong Hole"?
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:41:14 AM EDT
[#25]
"One ducks"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:41:46 AM EDT
[#26]
"Damn superman your a mean son of a bitch when you've been drinking"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:42:25 AM EDT
[#27]
..... so I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth!
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:42:30 AM EDT
[#28]
So that night he put his bowling ball in the toilet.
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:43:15 AM EDT
[#29]
"getting blood on your clown costume"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:44:39 AM EDT
[#30]
"I don't know," said the Invisible Man, "but my ass is killing me."
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:45:33 AM EDT
[#31]
"a good start"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:45:48 AM EDT
[#32]
We're gonna get that one for breaking and entering and the one for leaving the scene.
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:45:59 AM EDT
[#33]
" Thats OK, I'm riding my Harley".
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:47:04 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:47:30 AM EDT
[#35]
I said I need a pair of plyers, in the box, under the seat!
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:47:51 AM EDT
[#36]
"Thats interesting, but I wish you would remove my panty hose"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:48:47 AM EDT
[#37]
5! One to hold the light bulb, and four to turn the ladder.
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:50:09 AM EDT
[#38]
I'm not sick, but the guy before you was.....
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:55:42 AM EDT
[#39]
....its$20,same as in town.
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:56:19 AM EDT
[#40]
"Excuse me,
Do you have any Duck Food?" |
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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:56:56 AM EDT
[#41]
"If it weren't for my Horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college"
"the last one trips and says 'OH @*&#!'" |
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Posted: 8/3/2005 10:02:10 AM EDT
[#42]
......if Tina has to stick her ass in it, I'm gonna gargle with it first
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Posted: 8/3/2005 10:25:49 AM EDT
[#43]
"One is a good year, the other is a fucking great year"
"He wasn't kissing me, he was whispering in my ear wondering if we had any vasolene. I told him it was under the sink. Stay strong honey I love you too!" |
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Posted: 8/3/2005 10:26:27 AM EDT
[#44]
That dog would bite you.
The moral of the story: Don't F____ with Uncle Frank when he's been drinking. The Aristocrats. R. |
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Posted: 8/3/2005 11:00:41 AM EDT
[#45]
That's all right, if ten didn't get the taste out of my mouth, two more wouldn't help.
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Posted: 8/3/2005 11:02:39 AM EDT
[#46]
ARRRRRR, it drives me nuts
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Posted: 8/3/2005 11:07:40 AM EDT
[#47]
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Because their husbands have Hallo-weenies |
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Posted: 8/3/2005 11:07:47 AM EDT
[#48]
To get to the other side.
Oh come on, someone was bound to say it eventually. |
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Posted: 8/3/2005 11:11:42 AM EDT
[#49]
" ..........looks like you blew a seal ! "
Man Show Chimp skits |
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Posted: 8/3/2005 11:15:14 AM EDT
[#50]
Three, one to change the lightbulb,
and two to say "dude, you look totally ripped" |
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