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Posted: 2/16/2012 5:31:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2012 5:31:43 AM EDT by JSmith88]
Now I'm a reasonable guy and I understand people aren't perfect. If your phone goes off during military honors at a funeral please quickly and quietly silence your ringer.

If you choose to answer said phone and then talk during TAPS I reserve the right to break said phone in half, knee you in your assigned reproductive organ, and curb stomp your face as a valuable lesson to others.

Brought to you by your friendly funeral service professional and the letter q.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:46:18 AM EDT
You forgot about ramming the broken phone bits into their ass.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:51:23 AM EDT
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