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Posted: 1/18/2015 12:23:43 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/18/2015 12:30:37 AM EST by rfm05]
http://deadspin.com/pga-golfer-robert-allenby-allegedly-kidnapped-beaten-i-1680211191

Australian golfer Robert Allenby says an unknown assailant kidnapped him from a Hawaii wine bar Friday night and proceeded to beat and rob him before dropping the PGA pro seven miles away in a park.

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Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:25:13 AM EST
10,000 posts and you can't use quotes or hotlinks?
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:28:59 AM EST
So he got robbed by the tranny hooker he picked up and decided a kidnapping/assault story sounded better.

Makes sense I guess.

Whats his screen name?


Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:30:14 AM EST
What fore?
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:30:42 AM EST
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What fore?
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A hole in one....
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:31:37 AM EST
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Originally Posted By 3O8junkie:
So he got robbed by the tranny hooker he picked up and decided a kidnapping/assault story sounded better.

Makes sense I guess.

Whats his screen name?



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I'm gonna go with that he rolled into the wrong part of town to buy some coke and got rolled for his efforts.



Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:32:41 AM EST
Hooked his drive, mate.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:34:22 AM EST
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I'm gonna go with that he rolled into the wrong part of town to buy some coke and got rolled for his efforts.



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Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
Originally Posted By 3O8junkie:
So he got robbed by the tranny hooker he picked up and decided a kidnapping/assault story sounded better.

Makes sense I guess.

Whats his screen name?







I'm gonna go with that he rolled into the wrong part of town to buy some coke and got rolled for his efforts.



It will be interesting to see if the video surveillance backs his story or not.

Kinda fishy that two people were supposedly with him and saw nothing of the kidnapping.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:35:28 AM EST
I'll take "Lame Excuses" for$1000, Alex.

Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:37:54 AM EST
So next time someone says golfers are every bit as athletic as hockey players...

... but then again, some of the islanders are big, big motherfuckers.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:38:00 AM EST
Yeah i think theres a bit more to the story.

More like he got wasted, tried to score some weed or coke from a local and then got robbed and aas whooped.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:42:04 AM EST
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Originally Posted By LePew:
I'll take "Lame Excuses" for$1000, Alex.

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More like "Crazy Tranny Prostitutes" for the Daily Double
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:59:45 AM EST
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More like "Crazy Tranny Prostitutes" for the Daily Double
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Originally Posted By LSUTigersFan:
Originally Posted By LePew:
I'll take "Lame Excuses" for$1000, Alex.



More like "Crazy Tranny Prostitutes" for the Daily Double
Like a scooter amirite?


Link Posted: 1/18/2015 1:03:06 AM EST
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More like "Crazy Tranny Prostitutes" for the Daily Double
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Originally Posted By LSUTigersFan:
Originally Posted By LePew:
I'll take "Lame Excuses" for$1000, Alex.



More like "Crazy Tranny Prostitutes" for the Daily Double


You win
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 2:48:51 AM EST
Remaining silent might be the better option.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 2:55:13 AM EST
I say he got twisted drunk. So drunk when he was trying to dive head first into a curb/sidewalk/road. Or he was just trying really hard to hook up with a local honey only to find out her boyfriend was just around the corner.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:40:24 AM EST
Looks to me like he made the cut. Several times.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:52:12 AM EST
The locals made sure he felt the spirit of aloha.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 10:00:46 AM EST
Allenby's a fucking prick.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 10:02:57 AM EST
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