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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:23:43 AM EDT
http://deadspin.com/pga-golfer-robert-allenby-allegedly-kidnapped-beaten-i-1680211191





Australian
golfer Robert Allenby says an unknown assailant kidnapped him from a
Hawaii wine bar Friday night and proceeded to beat and rob him before
dropping the PGA pro seven miles away in a park.

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Link Posted: 1/18/2015 1:25:13 AM EDT
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10,000 posts and you can't use quotes or hotlinks?
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 1:28:59 AM EDT
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So he got robbed by the tranny hooker he picked up and decided a kidnapping/assault story sounded better.



Makes sense I guess.




Whats his screen name?






Link Posted: 1/18/2015 1:30:14 AM EDT
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What fore?
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 1:30:42 AM EDT
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What fore?
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A hole in one....

 
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 1:31:37 AM EDT
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So he got robbed by the tranny hooker he picked up and decided a kidnapping/assault story sounded better.

Makes sense I guess.

Whats his screen name?



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I'm gonna go with that he rolled into the wrong part of town to buy some coke and got rolled for his efforts.



Link Posted: 1/18/2015 1:32:41 AM EDT
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Hooked his drive, mate.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 1:34:22 AM EDT
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So he got robbed by the tranny hooker he picked up and decided a kidnapping/assault story sounded better.



Makes sense I guess.



Whats his screen name?








I'm gonna go with that he rolled into the wrong part of town to buy some coke and got rolled for his efforts.
It will be interesting to see if the video surveillance backs his story or not.

 



Kinda fishy that two people were supposedly with him and saw nothing of the kidnapping.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 1:35:28 AM EDT
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I'll take "Lame Excuses" for$1000, Alex.

Link Posted: 1/18/2015 1:37:54 AM EDT
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So next time someone says golfers are every bit as athletic as hockey players...



... but then again, some of the islanders are big, big motherfuckers.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 1:38:00 AM EDT
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Yeah i think theres a bit more to the story.

More like he got wasted, tried to score some weed or coke from a local and then got robbed and aas whooped.
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I'll take "Lame Excuses" for$1000, Alex.

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More like "Crazy Tranny Prostitutes" for the Daily Double
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I'll take "Lame Excuses" for$1000, Alex.







More like "Crazy Tranny Prostitutes" for the Daily Double
Like a scooter amirite?

 





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More like "Crazy Tranny Prostitutes" for the Daily Double


You win
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 3:48:51 AM EDT
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Remaining silent might be the better option.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 3:55:13 AM EDT
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I say he got twisted drunk.  So drunk when he was trying to dive head first into a curb/sidewalk/road.  Or he was just trying really hard to hook up with a local honey only to find out her boyfriend was just around the corner.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 10:40:24 AM EDT
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Looks to me like he made the cut. Several times.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 10:52:12 AM EDT
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The locals made sure he felt the spirit of aloha.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 11:00:46 AM EDT
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Allenby's a fucking prick.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 11:02:57 AM EDT
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Mele Kalikimaka
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