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Posted: 3/19/2013 3:35:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2013 3:36:51 PM EDT by RhinoG92]
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:36:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:38:52 PM EDT
If they paratroop out of the sky like they did in "Red Dawn," it will be open season.

On a more serious note, that is a really funny video.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:39:52 PM EDT
holy fuck, they still use RPG-2s???

what's with all the yelling and bombastics? their newscasters are frigging hilarious!
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:40:17 PM EDT
All my range targets are immediately being converted to tiny red stars. For practice.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:40:21 PM EDT
They don't even have the logistics to transport their troops over here
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:41:25 PM EDT
N Korea Has a huge Military. Our politicians are fools for not dealing with their threat years ago.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:42:57 PM EDT
Beware, they have mad Photoshop skills.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:43:47 PM EDT
I like how she calls herself "worker peasant"... yet she thinks she is free and the DPRK is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Those people are seriously fucked if the DPRK every initiates shit. If we were to go in there and clean up, those people would have NO idea how to survive afterward.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:44:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
N Korea Has a huge Military. Our politicians are fools for not dealing with their threat years ago.


Their threat to what?
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:44:11 PM EDT
Looks like one of you need to sell them some ammo.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:45:11 PM EDT
Was that supposed to be a comedy?
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:45:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Iamnotanumber5:
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
N Korea Has a huge Military. Our politicians are fools for not dealing with their threat years ago.


Their threat to what?


Their threat of creating Nuclear weapons. Pay attention Bro
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:46:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By gym007:
They don't even have the logistics to transport their troops over here


Did you not watch the movie???
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:46:47 PM EDT
Bring it on fuckers!
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:46:51 PM EDT
Serious brainwashing going on there...

What's with the ivy?
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:46:57 PM EDT
Preparing for a ground war? That's cute.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:47:08 PM EDT
I'll swap em a sammich for a nuke.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:47:23 PM EDT
Those look like Workers Peasant Red Guard units.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:47:34 PM EDT
Fat chicks and old men..
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:47:35 PM EDT
also, I thought they were supposed to be starving in best korea? some of them looked downright porky!
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:48:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MrHunterAZ:
Originally Posted By gym007:
They don't even have the logistics to transport their troops over here


Did you not watch the movie???


The Russians and Chinese could get them over here, and give them modern equipment.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:48:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
N Korea Has a huge Military. Our politicians are fools for not dealing with their threat years ago.


Total force-wise, I believe it's one of the largest military's in the world. Yeah, the individual soldier is a laughing stock, but N. Korea will be no fucking joke if a shooting war breaks out. They have the numbers to run the table for a while. It would be very very ugly for our folks over there.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:48:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Iamnotanumber5:
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
N Korea Has a huge Military. Our politicians are fools for not dealing with their threat years ago.


Their threat to what?


Granted their missiles are crap but boat+nuclear weapon = 911 x 100. Not even Team America can save us then.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:48:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2013 3:50:25 PM EDT by 2K12SS]
Gotta love American propaganda.

Countries left without ROTHSCHILD Central Bank!

Cuba
North Korea
Iran

In 2000 there were seven

Afghanistan
Iraq
Sudan
Libya
Cuba
North Korea
Iran

post 223

Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:49:47 PM EDT
Anybody notice the guy pulling the trigger and nothing happening??

Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:49:54 PM EDT
I think I have more 7.62x54r and 7.62x39 in my garage than does the DPRK in that video.

And I don't even have anything that fires 54r.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:50:31 PM EDT
It would be more interesting to interview them after 24 hours of war with the US: "I may have been somewhat hyperbolic in my appraisal"
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:50:44 PM EDT
They just want our snow and birds to eat
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:51:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 2K12SS:
Gotta love American propaganda.

Countries left without ROTHSCHILD Central Bank!

Cuba
North Korea
Iran

In 2000 there were seven

Afghanistan
Iraq
Sudan
Libya
Cuba
North Korea
Iran

post 223



No tin foil?
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:52:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By PogueMahone:
also, I thought they were supposed to be starving in best korea? some of them looked downright porky!


That's the TV battalion.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:54:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By dsteelman:
Anybody notice the guy pulling the trigger and nothing happening??



There's the guy at the end but also a guy towards the middle of the video with an AK that pulls with no bang. Funny shit. Bang bang, pew pew.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:54:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:55:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2013 3:55:23 PM EDT by Hunter-Killer]
double tap
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:56:10 PM EDT
Please do this.

Would love to get my hands on a couple of those AKs and other toys.
Think I have only seen 1 NK AK47 in the wild.

If (big if) they could make it over here, they would last minutes. Civilians would probably have it wrapped up before our military showed up.

Imagine a squad of those chucklefucks landing in TX or "da hood" just about anywhere.
Then again, they would probably walk into the nearest McDonalds and surrender in exchange for a couple of Big Macs.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:56:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By robplumm:

What's with the ivy?



Great North Korean peasant worker Army train to invade imperialist American Ivy League military headquarters!


Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:56:16 PM EDT
I don't know about anybody else...But I see a successor to the Adolph Hitler raging against something videos.
Subtitles are already there, they just have to be updated.

Do I have any takers?
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:56:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
N Korea Has a huge Military. Our politicians are fools for not dealing with their threat years ago.


Seriously? When Desert Storm was gearing up (my "war") we were constantly told that Iraq had the world's 4th largest army... let's just say the figures didn't paint an accurate picture.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:57:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 2K12SS:
Gotta love American propaganda.

Countries left without ROTHSCHILD Central Bank!

Cuba
North Korea
Iran

In 2000 there were seven

Afghanistan
Iraq
Sudan
Libya
Cuba
North Korea
Iran

post 223



And this is why 13's catch shit
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:58:00 PM EDT
Towards the end of the video there is a shot of the machine guns attempting to fire... The closest "soldier" to the camera kept pulling the trigger, but no bang bang
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:58:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Thunder900:
Originally Posted By MrHunterAZ:
Originally Posted By gym007:
They don't even have the logistics to transport their troops over here


Did you not watch the movie???


The Russians and Chinese could get them over here, and give them modern equipment.

You mean like the GPS jammers the Russians gave to Iraq?


Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:58:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AR45fan:
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
N Korea Has a huge Military. Our politicians are fools for not dealing with their threat years ago.


Seriously? When Desert Storm was gearing up (my "war") we were constantly told that Iraq had the world's 4th largest army... let's just say the figures didn't paint an accurate picture.


Iraq didn't have nukes nor were they anywhere near the brainwashing that dear leader dishes out.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:58:41 PM EDT
Milled AKs and RPDs. Damn, they've invented a time machine and went back to 1955. I knew they were secretly super advanced. I am jealous of the weapons, would want some of them in my person collection. Probably wouldn't be cool jumping out of a plane into a 2013 warzone with them.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:59:21 PM EDT
Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out.



Nuke it from orbit.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:59:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By dsteelman:
Anybody notice the guy pulling the trigger and nothing happening??



Yep, at 1:50. Just keeps squeezing, squeezing......Fucking thing won't go bang.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 4:01:06 PM EDT
nothing to see hear, I'm going to go drink some snow now.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 4:01:28 PM EDT

Why do they all talk like they're constipated?


Link Posted: 3/19/2013 4:01:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By stutzcattle:
Originally Posted By dsteelman:
Anybody notice the guy pulling the trigger and nothing happening??



Yep, at 1:50. Just keeps squeezing, squeezing......Fucking thing won't go bang.


Lol!
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 4:01:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2013 4:14:29 PM EDT by Jdude]
Originally Posted By FP2000H:
If they paratroop out of the sky like they did in "Red Dawn," it will be open season.

On a more serious note, that is a really funny video.


I'd use my vacation days and go on safari.

"Where's Jdude?"
"Called in sick, said he had a massive kill boner. Says he'll be back in a few days."
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 4:02:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MrHunterAZ:

Iraq didn't have nukes nor were they anywhere near the brainwashing that dear leader dishes out.




Yeah, Obama's got the democrats eating out of his hand.



Link Posted: 3/19/2013 4:04:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2013 4:06:44 PM EDT by iNuhBaDNayburhood]
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