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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:44:48 PM EDT
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Just watch tombstone, young guns, and young guns II.
If it catches your ear, I've probably used it before..... |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:45:28 PM EDT
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"Senator Kerry has had so many different opinions on Iraq, he could probably spend 90 minutes debating himself!"
- Dubbya |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:46:33 PM EDT
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What fucking Indians?...... George Custer
Wanna see something Funny?..... WAVE |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:49:10 PM EDT
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Almost forgot one of my most favorite ever.
Said by my FirstSGT when one of my team members was pushing for Airborne School... Son there are only 2 things that fall out of the sky. Birdshit and idiots. Which one are you? 
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:51:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:52:03 PM EDT
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You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:59:05 PM EDT
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Hmmm... along the lines of what I was thinking... but what about some more eloquent quotes... like by Samuel Adams, Thomas Paine, Petrarch, Shakespeare, Caesar... lol...
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:00:48 PM EDT
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Oh, Oh, here's one... "Give me liberty or give me death" |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:02:39 PM EDT
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I'm Rick James, Bitch!
Stuff her in the pooper and post pics! I like PIE! I find all of those to be entertaining and quite useful, as well as thoughtfully colorful in daily conversation. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:03:15 PM EDT
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That would be, "Hey, Hold my beer and watch this..." 
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:03:46 PM EDT
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hey honey, are those your legs, or are you ridin' a chicken?
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:04:32 PM EDT
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Actually i Used
I LIKE PIE today. had a test in a class i am taking. had no clue on one answer. The instructor took it as a correct answer. He must be a closet arfcommer
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:05:25 PM EDT
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"I'm a mushroom cloud laying moutherfucker, motherfucker!" - Jules
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:05:34 PM EDT
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 OH SHIT i gotta remember that one! |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:06:09 PM EDT
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Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee (Tom Cruise): I think I'm entitled to them. Jessep: You want answers? Kaffee: I want the truth! Jessep: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!Kaffee: Did you order the code red? Jessep: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do. Kaffee: Did you order the code red? Jessep: You're goddamn right I did!! |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:09:30 PM EDT
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"The truest measure of a mans success in life is how happy his wife is."
My grand dad "Corporal, you do the work of three men around here. Moe, Larry, and Curly." My 1stSgt "Man, if you need all of that crap on a motorcyle, why don't you just kick the windshield out of a Caddillac." WOP " The people that do not keep and bear arms live at the mercy and convenience of the people that do" Maddogkiller "You gonna eat that?" Jeffrey Duhmer to Lorraina Bobbit |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:10:13 PM EDT
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You realize he was a bag guy right? |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:10:27 PM EDT
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"The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth."
"I would like to take you seriously, but that would be an insult to your intelligence." "No matter where you go...there you are." |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:20:19 PM EDT
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"You never know what's hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way." (When asked how he would choose to die)
-- John Fitzgerald Kennedy (1917-63), 35th US President, Democrat, politician |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:21:39 PM EDT
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Those that would trade necessary freedom for temoprary safety deserve neither freedom or safety. BF
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:24:19 PM EDT
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You mean Tom Cruise right?...as a bad guy?... Oh I like my sig line...... |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:25:35 PM EDT
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I LOVE that QUOTE from "A Few Good Men"!!!
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:28:40 PM EDT
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Funny, no. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:31:39 PM EDT
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"Now, the so-called assault weapons ban — weak and evadable as it is — is due to expire. This will make it possible for gunmakers to return their products to their full monty of killing power: more bullets per clip, more thrust per squeeze."
Newsday's Paul Vitello |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:34:47 PM EDT
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My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004), Said during a radio microphone test, 1984 (See there was a Defcon 1  )Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born. Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004) Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004) |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:38:49 PM EDT
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"There are in every generation those who shrink from the ultimate sacrifice, but there are in every generation those who make it with joy and laughter and these are the salt of the generations."
Padraig H. Pearse |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:39:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:42:00 PM EDT
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"We can't be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans."
-- William Jefferson Clinton, USA Today, March 11, 1993. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:43:17 PM EDT
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Bad guy? Are you serious? Do you need a hug? He was a liar, but a bad guy? Well, if he was bad at least he wasn't a pussy nor did he tolerate those who were. I can't stand to work along side cowards or pussies. I am glad I work in a field in which you can be terminated from employment for being a coward. It's happened several times and we rejoice when it does. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:47:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:11:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:37:09 PM EDT
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Just a few from around the club office at my college
old lady: "i'm not a zombie, i'm not a zombie!" young man, with sharp stick: "thats just what a zombie might say!!" --george talking about dreams it's like the lord of the flies, only with spaceships and mecha george: "how do you know the nature of god" tim: "he tells me his nature every time I put on my socks" "they had little hearts on their butts" "i am sorry, i wasn't staring at the carebear butts" "do you have a car?" "yes, but if i did, i wouldn't use it" "that was the night that the danishes were laughing at me" -tim "This invincible large wheel cheese was not terrifying for it's look, size, nor it's temperamental personality, but rather for it's horrid voice, of which could curdle the blood, cause mass hemorrhaging, and small animals to find shelter." "if it weren't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college" "pocky is a gateway drug... pocky leads to girlscout cookies girlscout cookies lead to suffering suffering lead to anger anger leads to hate hate leads to .... the darkside" "feelings aren't physical, you can't feel them" - seth "I don't like student loans, you have to pay them back" Dana to Adam~ "Sweet! You are such a loser! You didn't hear it, you're great." George to Dana~ "how many times have you juggled goat tumors? leave it to the experts" Tom: Are you going to explode? Dave: I don't know. You'd better run away, just in case. "Of all the things I lost, I miss your mind the most" ~Adam "it's all sticky, what have you been doing with it?" ~Dana George ~ You can get out of lab by killing people, too. That happened in my class last night. George ~ I was thinking today. Jenni ~ Wow! Oh my God! Matt ~ George was thinking. Fav. movie quotes Rack slide on glock "This is me breathing" "Behold like a wild ass in the desert go I forth to my work" "Oltman... Oltman I'm standing were my livingroom used to be and its not here. It's an Ultimart! You can never go home agian Oltman! But I guess you can shop there." "Why are you trying to kill me?" "It's not me! Why does everyone think it's personal?" "I should have brought my gun" "What!" "This should be fun" "I killed the President of Paraguae with a fork. How have you been?" |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:45:09 PM EDT
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One of my favorite quotes comes from someone right here on these boards.
Someone made a post about the Temper-pedic mattress and they replied... "Sorry, no experience. I did buy a $5 milkshake once, fuckin` good milkshake, dunno if it was worth $5 though" I've said that to so many people and it cracks me up every time. So whoever said it...thank you. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:46:57 PM EDT
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LET'S ROLL
Todd Beamer - Flight 93 |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:47:58 PM EDT
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Thats sort of a Pulp Fiction quote when Vincent was in that resturaunt....I LOVE that movie
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:49:03 PM EDT
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that is a quote from pulp fiction. mike |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:51:35 PM EDT
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My Grandfather's
"I've plowed that field once." "Don't start a fire you can't put out." "I don't care what other people think about me, it's what I think about them that is important." to my grandmother when he put the cows in the front yard to graze it off since he didn't want to waste the time cutting it. "I've got 6 shells in this shotgun and there are 7 of you. The one of you that wants to live, take off running because I'm going to kill the other ones now." to the bunch of drunks that stopped in his driveway, needless to say all volunteered to be the one that lived Mine "Life is like that some days." "You cannot be both a liberal and a Christian. One is the antithesis of the other." to the preacher of the local church that I had joined to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - UIysses, Alfred Tennyson "Traveler tell the Spartans here we lie, obedient to their laws." monument at Thermopolae Again, if the trumpet does not sound a clear call, who will get ready for battle? 1 Corinthians 14:8 wganz ¶ |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:53:02 PM EDT
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"That's a pretty fukkin' good milkshake."
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:58:09 PM EDT
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YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?!
John Glenn when he was told the details of the first rocket launch. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 6:00:11 PM EDT
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"Only the dead have seen the end of war." "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly and bad people will find a way around the laws." The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." -Plato
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than one's fear." "An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." -Robert Heinlein |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 6:01:20 PM EDT
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"I love children, but I don't think I could eat a whole one"
--attributed to Oscar Wilde |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 6:01:50 PM EDT
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"The greatest enemy is war itself"
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Posted: 10/4/2004 6:06:35 PM EDT
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I picked-up this girl last night. At least, I think she was a girl. Lester's a chick name....right?..........
...RIGHT?!?!-Krusty the Clown |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 6:09:55 PM EDT
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"An army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team.
This individuality stuff is a bunch of bullshit." - General George Patton Jr "If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking." - General George Patton Jr May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't. - General George Patton Jr There is only one tactical principle which is not subject to change. It is to use the means at hand to inflict the maximum amount of wound, death, and destruction on the enemy in the minimum amount of time." - General George Patton Jr "Just drive down that road, until you get blown up" - General George Patton, about reconnaissance troops |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 6:12:57 PM EDT
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"No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation. "
-Douglas Macarthur 1880-1964, American Army General in WW II |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 6:14:27 PM EDT
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"I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country"
Nathan Hale, age 21 1776 The story of this young man and the events leading to his excecution is inspiring, especially today. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 6:18:33 PM EDT
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I'm fond of telling my kids and co-workers when they're about to start something: "If you're gonna spur that horse, you'd better be ready to ride it". Don't know ehere I got it, it just sounded good.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 6:19:06 PM EDT
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"Give me Librium of give me meth!"
a whacked-out fisherman in Kodiak, AK. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 6:22:51 PM EDT
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"We are going to take things away from you for the common good." -- Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, San Francisco California, 2004 |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 6:23:18 PM EDT
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Josef Stalin
"The Pope! How many divisions has he got?" Background... www.vision.org/jrnl/0009/pope.html "As war clouds gathered over Western Europe in 1935, French foreign minister Pierre Laval sought Joseph Stalin's help. The fragile French government was attempting to bolster its defenses in the face of the growing German military threat. The support of the French Communist Party (which took orders only from Moscow) and of the Roman Catholic Church was essential. Laval approached Stalin in the hope that he would liberalize his stance toward religion and hence accommodate the church in Russia, thereby influencing the papacy to take a more supportive view of the French defensive moves. Stalin responded derisively, "The pope! How many divisions has he got?" |
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