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Posted: 6/29/2015 10:44:43 PM EDT
I work in landscaping and sometimes have to make use of these fine portable outdoor facilities. I have seen some funny, weird, and downright mean things scribbled on the walls over the years, but have never felt compelled to share any of it until now. I found this gem and can only imagine the outstanding citizen that graced the wall with his wit.



In the future I plan to keep track of any more noteworthy crapper art to share.
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tag
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Mexican Space Shuttle
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Someone has to post: Here I sit, all broken-hearted...
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.....tried to shit but only farted...
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Originally Posted By terdferguson:
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Yes that is a popular one around here
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My personal favorite!

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Originally Posted By Willmar:
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Came to shit, but only farted.


Eta: didn't make it in time
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There isn't a spanish translation. I guess he made a safe bet.

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...poop thread?
















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In days of old...
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The graffiti in the Port-a-Johns in the NE Indiana steel mills is all in Cyrillic, so you have no idea what it says.
Link Posted: 6/29/2015 11:01:45 PM EDT
I have several Mexican friends at work. They assure me, that no Mexican has ever taken a solid shit. Ever.

I'm gonna say that guys $100 is safe!!
Link Posted: 6/29/2015 11:03:07 PM EDT
I saw a dotted line drawn about 5 feet high in a shitter once, under the line it said "if you can piss this high the local fire department can use you".

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Shithouse tennis

Look right...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Look left
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IBTL
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For a good time call Sheniqua

Na Fa Fo - Fo Fo Na Fa
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Have you seen the one on the ceiling?

*looks up

See's "1" in the middle of the ceiling
Link Posted: 6/29/2015 11:21:45 PM EDT
I don't know how you guys can smoke pot in here,.... I can barely eat my sandwich.
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I may start putting this on the wall from here on out, maybe some fbho's. Maybe try my hand at drawing some bfl's
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Originally Posted By DegralDan:

Came to shit, but only farted.


Eta: didn't make it in time
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Originally Posted By Willmar:
Someone has to post: Here I sit, all broken-hearted...

Came to shit, but only farted.


Eta: didn't make it in time

As I got up, I took a chance
Tried to fart and shit my pants.
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Originally Posted By StretchMaK:
I saw a dotted line drawn about 5 feet high in a shitter once, under the line it said "if you can piss this high the local fire department can use you".

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Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero! Shit on the ceiling!
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Now I sit cheeks a flexin' giving birth to a brand new texan.
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They paint these walls to erase my pen, but the shit house poet strikes again.
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Wiping my ass is like trying to clean peanut butter out of a fur coat
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Kandahar, last potty before getting on a plane, circa 2013
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Here's a long shot. When Stephen King wrote Everything's Eventual, the story "All that you Love Will Be Carried Away" mentions graffiti on an interstate sign in Walton NE. The graffiti is not in the book but a footnote says "To read this you must also look at the exit ramp from the Walton rest area back to the highway. ie at departing transients". Did anyone who lives in the area read that line, then go read the sign" Always wondered what it said.
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Mexican welding helmet with an arrow pointing at the urinal
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Originally Posted By shack357:
Here's a long shot. When Stephen King wrote Everything's Eventual, the story "All that you Love Will Be Carried Away" mentions graffiti on an interstate sign. The graffiti is not in the book but a footnote says "To read this you must also look at the exit ramp from the Walton rest area back to the highway. ie at departing transients". Did anyone who lives in the area read that line, then go read the sign" Always wondered what it said.
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That's some deep shit for a poop thread
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Send pictures of your poo to ___-___-____ <<<-----friends phone number.
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Originally Posted By DegralDan:


That's some deep shit for a poop thread
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Originally Posted By DegralDan:
Originally Posted By shack357:
Here's a long shot. When Stephen King wrote Everything's Eventual, the story "All that you Love Will Be Carried Away" mentions graffiti on an interstate sign. The graffiti is not in the book but a footnote says "To read this you must also look at the exit ramp from the Walton rest area back to the highway. ie at departing transients". Did anyone who lives in the area read that line, then go read the sign" Always wondered what it said.


That's some deep shit for a poop thread

Just figured since we were talking about graffiti it was the thread to ask in. Like I said, it's a long shot to actually find out what it said, and I'd be willing to bet it's gone now.
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HERE I SIT
MY BUNS A FLEXIN
GIVEN BIRTH
TO ANOTHER TEXAN
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Chili with beans,,,,,,
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Originally Posted By shack357:

Just figured since we were talking about graffiti it was the thread to ask in. Like I said, it's a long shot to actually find out what it said, and I'd be willing to bet it's gone now.
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Originally Posted By shack357:
Originally Posted By DegralDan:
Originally Posted By shack357:
Here's a long shot. When Stephen King wrote Everything's Eventual, the story "All that you Love Will Be Carried Away" mentions graffiti on an interstate sign. The graffiti is not in the book but a footnote says "To read this you must also look at the exit ramp from the Walton rest area back to the highway. ie at departing transients". Did anyone who lives in the area read that line, then go read the sign" Always wondered what it said.


That's some deep shit for a poop thread

Just figured since we were talking about graffiti it was the thread to ask in. Like I said, it's a long shot to actually find out what it said, and I'd be willing to bet it's gone now.

Surely there is a Stephen King fan that has gone to see it, and possibly one diehard enough to re-do it if the municipality covered it up like they like to do. Doubt that they would make it here though
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Wagner loves the cock.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 12:08:06 AM EDT
Someone carved a pic of female genitalia on ours.

My wife looked at it and asked "what kind of map is that?"
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When the...nope, not finishing this one
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Originally Posted By joemama74:
Someone carved a pic of female genitalia on ours.

My wife looked at it and asked "what kind of map is that?"
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Treasure map?
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 12:22:27 AM EDT
Escape tunnel to mexico...with arrow pointing down into the bowl

Taji Air Base, Iraq
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We have a winner, time to buy a sharpie to keep in the work truck
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Treasure map?
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Originally Posted By joemama74:
Someone carved a pic of female genitalia on ours.

My wife looked at it and asked "what kind of map is that?"
Treasure map?

"O" marks the spot.
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"O" marks the spot.
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Originally Posted By MadMonkey:
Originally Posted By joemama74:
Someone carved a pic of female genitalia on ours.

My wife looked at it and asked "what kind of map is that?"
Treasure map?

"O" marks the spot.
Just watch out for the troll that protects the cave
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 12:38:04 AM EDT
While not in a porta potty in a normal stall at the very bottom of the door in super tiny print so tiny in fact you had to lean forward to read it



You are now pooping at a 45* angle
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That's some deep shit for a poop thread
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Originally Posted By shack357:
Here's a long shot. When Stephen King wrote Everything's Eventual, the story "All that you Love Will Be Carried Away" mentions graffiti on an interstate sign. The graffiti is not in the book but a footnote says "To read this you must also look at the exit ramp from the Walton rest area back to the highway. ie at departing transients". Did anyone who lives in the area read that line, then go read the sign" Always wondered what it said.


That's some deep shit for a poop thread

No rest area in Walton, sorry...
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Any facility that has been ran through by a Marine unit will usually sport some interesting graffiti, and the stuff overseas can be a bit ridickulous.










Link Posted: 6/30/2015 12:58:06 AM EDT
On some porta-shitters on deployment in an effort to stop graffiti, the CSM posted signs in document protectors saying "do not write on the walls in the porta-johns under penalty of UCMJ" Someone cut the edge and pulled the signs out enough to write "OK" on them.
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So common here if you were to say "I have to go for a ride in the shuttle", most guys on the jobsite would know what you are talking about.

One got dubbed "The Puerto Rican phone booth" because of a short time co worker who would go in there for what seemed like 1/2 a day to talk to his wife on the phone (and do heroin).
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Wagner loves the cock.
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Wagner got around. I saw him mentioned in Beuring, Ramadi, and Sadr City.
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Originally Posted By shack357:

Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero! Shit on the ceiling!
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Originally Posted By shack357:
Originally Posted By StretchMaK:
I saw a dotted line drawn about 5 feet high in a shitter once, under the line it said "if you can piss this high the local fire department can use you".


Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero! Shit on the ceiling!

Link Posted: 6/30/2015 1:24:21 AM EDT
"Today's special: Brown Steamers in Blue Sauce"
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