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>   Subject: Dad's job
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>   Little David was in his 4th grade class when the
>   > teacher asked the children what their fathers did for
>   > a living. All the typical answers came up-fireman,
>   > policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.
>   >
>   > David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the
>   > teacher asked him about his father.
>   >
>   > "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and
>   > takes off all his clothes in front of other men and
>   > they put money in his underwear.  Sometimes, if the
>   > offer is really good, he will go home with some guy
>   > and make love with him for money. "
>   >
>   > The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
>   > hurriedly set the other children to work on some
>   > exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is
>   > that really true about your father?"
>   >
>   > "No," said David, "He works for the Democratic
>   > National Committee to elect John Kerry, but I
>   > was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other
>   > kids!
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I think it is funny.

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