> Subject: Dad's job
> Little David was in his 4th grade class when the
> > teacher asked the children what their fathers did for
> > a living. All the typical answers came up-fireman,
> > policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.
> > David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the
> > teacher asked him about his father.
> > "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and
> > takes off all his clothes in front of other men and
> > they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
> > offer is really good, he will go home with some guy
> > and make love with him for money. "
> > The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
> > hurriedly set the other children to work on some
> > exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is
> > that really true about your father?"
> > "No," said David, "He works for the Democratic
> > National Committee to elect John Kerry, but I
> > was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other
> > kids!
I think it is funny.