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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Pirates , Zombies , or Chimps ?

Posted: 4/9/2009 12:43:10 PM EDT

Who is the number one threat to the security of ARFCOM ?

Posted: 4/9/2009 12:44:01 PM EDT

[#1]

Liberal zombie pirate chimps.

Posted: 4/9/2009 12:47:27 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Liberal zombie pirate chimps.

The end..

Posted: 4/9/2009 12:48:38 PM EDT

[#3]

wheres the obama option?

Posted: 4/9/2009 12:50:14 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Liberal zombie pirate chimps.

...that are female with tattoos.

Posted: 4/9/2009 12:55:08 PM EDT

[#5]

You need to be more specific. Butt pirates are a real threat.

Posted: 4/9/2009 12:58:45 PM EDT

[#6]

Butterfly tattoos

Posted: 4/9/2009 1:00:45 PM EDT

[#7]

Ex spouses/girlfriends with accounts.

Posted: 4/9/2009 1:00:59 PM EDT

[#8]

Tattooed women... they take our minds off the zombie pirate chimps.

Posted: 4/9/2009 1:08:06 PM EDT

[#9]

Zombies are dead last, we have enough ammo here to kill every zombie that ever un-lived 3 times.

1. Chimps (the newest threat, we are not fully prepared yet)

2. Tattooed Women (too many scaredy cats here)

3. Pirates are last because we are mostly on land.

What you REALLY need to watch out for are the zombie tattooed women pirates armed with chimps. Real quadruple threats there.

Posted: 4/9/2009 1:10:48 PM EDT

[#10]

OCTOMOMS damn it, Octomoms I tell you!

Posted: 4/9/2009 1:14:04 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Liberal zombie pirate chimps.

Bring out your dead........

Posted: 4/9/2009 1:15:08 PM EDT

[#12]

Fuckin anteaters.

Posted: 4/9/2009 1:17:31 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

wheres the obama option?

+1 We need that option for a fair representation.

Posted: 4/9/2009 1:18:45 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Fuckin anteaters.

Anteaters are our ALLIES!!!

Posted: 4/9/2009 1:19:32 PM EDT

[#15]

I'm going to say tie between tatooed women and Zoms but i voted for women

Posted: 4/9/2009 1:25:18 PM EDT

[#16]

Zombies FTW!!1!

Posted: 4/9/2009 1:26:25 PM EDT

[#17]

Zombies wouldn't be so much a threat as a gift from god to purify the weak among us

Posted: 4/9/2009 1:26:56 PM EDT

[#18]

-1 on poll.....no pie

Posted: 4/9/2009 1:27:54 PM EDT

[#19]

Obviously it's the chimps.

Posted: 4/9/2009 1:30:21 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Obviously it's the chimps.

Posted: 4/9/2009 1:37:11 PM EDT

[#21]

I dunno will the Chimp be sending absentee ballots next election like the zombies?

Posted: 4/9/2009 1:37:53 PM EDT

[#22]

damn fucking right its zombies. why would we have a zombie forum if it wasnt?

Posted: 4/9/2009 1:38:56 PM EDT

[#23]

Pirates, of course.

Especially this one...

Posted: 4/9/2009 1:40:05 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Fuckin anteaters.

Anteaters are our ALLIES!!!

WHERE WERE THE ANTEATERS WHEN MORDOR SENT THEIR ORCS? WHERE WERE THE ANTEATERS WHEN THE LIKES OF MAN WERE DESTROYED BY THE LIBERALS.

NAY, THE ANTEATERS CAN NOT BE TRUSTED!!

Posted: 4/9/2009 1:42:18 PM EDT

[#25]

Obama. Definitely Obama.

Posted: 4/9/2009 1:42:43 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
I dunno will the Chimp be sending absentee ballots next election like the zombies?

The chimps on the ballot last November did rather well it seems. There were no write-ins.

Posted: 4/9/2009 1:48:35 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
wheres the obama option?

Posted: 4/9/2009 1:56:12 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Liberal zombie pirate chimps.

.....with tattoos

Posted: 4/9/2009 4:58:24 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
wheres the obama option?

oh come on that would of been TOO easy .

You must pick from the given options.

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