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Posted: 10/4/2004 11:21:16 AM EST
Anyone here ever go pig trolling? You know, where you take a ten foot pole, tie about 20 foot of rope to it and then tie a bunch of corn cobs to the end of the rope. You drive around town dragging the corn cobs on the rope until a cop pulls you over. When he asks what your doing, tell him your pig trolling and you just caught one.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 11:24:14 AM EST
You better hide your dog
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 11:27:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By 2whiskeyP:
You better hide your dog



LOLOLOLOL
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 11:28:24 AM EST
I spent alot of my younger years in a town of 900 people and 2 cops. Nothing else to do on Saturday night except get drunk. We did break into the community swimming pool once. Don't go swimming when you are drunk. You can't feel the water and you can't tell which way is up after you jump in.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 11:29:37 AM EST
lol!!!!
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 11:32:58 AM EST
I've heard of it done years ago. But it wasn't me. I was a little brighter than that as a kid.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 11:33:49 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 11:35:16 AM EST
I wouldn't try it, but its clever


- BG
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 11:36:55 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2004 11:47:26 AM EST by NorCal_LEO]
You would get better results if you dragged Krispy Kremes and porn. Just my .02
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 11:37:10 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 11:37:33 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2004 11:45:24 AM EST by NorCal_LEO]
Double tap.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 11:39:08 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2004 11:42:31 AM EST by TANGOCHASER]

You know I've got a pretty good sense of humor, and like jokes.


But I NEVER EVER liked being called a PIG.


Have a nice day.



Do you resemble my remarks or did I just hit a sore spot? It's just pokin fun, man. It's what it was called back then. I have the utmost respect for law enforcement guys but the cops in my home town back then deserved the name.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 11:39:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By SGB:
You know I've got a pretty good sense of humor, and like jokes.


But I NEVER EVER liked being called a PIG.


Have a nice day.



lighten up, PIG. the PIG trolling move was pretty funny.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 11:42:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:
You would get better results if you dragged Krispy Kremes and porn. Just my .02



You said that.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 11:44:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By Sierra_Hombre:

Originally Posted By SGB:
You know I've got a pretty good sense of humor, and like jokes.


But I NEVER EVER liked being called a PIG.


Have a nice day.



lighten up, PIG. the PIG trolling move was pretty funny.


OINK
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 11:48:21 AM EST
This has got to be in the rookie orientation instructions. Do not, repeat DO NOT pull over kids with corn cobs trailing their vehicle. If you do, DO NOT ask them what they were doing, just harass them to your utmost and ignore the corn.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 12:18:32 PM EST
What do you do for a living? I am a rectum stretcher. A rectum stretcher? Yes, I stretch rectums to right around 72 inches. What would anybody do with a 72 inch rectum? They usually give them a motorcycle and a radar gun and have them hunt for folks with sticks, string, and corncobs...............

Re­ctum? Damn near killed 'em!
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 12:42:38 PM EST
There was a thread over on 1911forum.com about practical jokes, and one guy told a story about when he did just that. Him and a couple buddies completely stripped out his car to facillitate quick searching, then he tied on the corn cobs and drove by a local speed trap. When asked what he was doing, he told the officer he was "trolling for pigs." As expected, officer went off the deep end and took him into the station. Supposedly, said officer was then laughed out of the station.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 12:50:20 PM EST
In the Louisiana that I grew up in you pull some shit like that and you wouldn't see the police station. The swelling wouldn't go down enough for you to see anything untill you had been to the hearing and been in your cell for a few days. I never liked the term "pig" when refering to Police officers but acknowledge your right to say whatever you want.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 12:54:52 PM EST
No but I have been "Hogging" before. Thats where you and your buddies get all pissed up, ride around in the back of a pickup, yelling "Sewwwwwyyyyyyyyy" and the first fat chick that comes out of the house. YOU STICK IN HER POOPER AND POST PICS.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 2:24:04 PM EST
No good could possibly come from this.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 3:08:22 PM EST
All I gotta do is yell "hey, Dude!" across the house....my roomie is a cop. Pig trolling is very easy at this ranch!
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 3:14:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:
You would get better results if you dragged Krispy Kremes and porn. Just my .02



NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 3:17:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By SGB:
You know I've got a pretty good sense of humor, and like jokes.


But I NEVER EVER liked being called a PIG.


Have a nice day.



Pride
Integrity
Guts

we all hate being called pigs, but we can always stand behind it's meaning.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 3:19:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:
You would get better results if you dragged Krispy Kremes and porn. Just my .02




I am going to have to try that.

WHne are you next on patrol? Do you do the Carmicheal area?

SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 3:37:18 PM EST
Damn, I thought this was gonna be about picking up fat chicks at the bar.

Kharn
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 3:47:40 PM EST
Since the cops are here, WHY is it that cops all over, of all races have a HUGE complex about being called pigs?? Frankly i don't care, i'm just tired of all the cops in my neighborhood never respond to calls, to for example, break-ins or hit and runs..it gets annoying
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 4:07:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By Kharn:
Damn, I thought this was gonna be about picking up fat chicks at the bar.

Kharn



That would be Bush Pigging. Or more specifically, Bush Pigging with the beer goggles.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 4:14:56 PM EST
"I stopped you boys 'cause I noticed the trolling rig... now if you can just show me your fishing license and permit -- cause y'all know that if you are poaching, I can seize the mechanical means of the illegal hunt... including this nice new truck"

Have a nice day.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 4:18:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By TANGOCHASER:
Anyone here ever go pig trolling? You know, where you take a ten foot pole, tie about 20 foot of rope to it and then tie a bunch of corn cobs to the end of the rope. You drive around town dragging the corn cobs on the rope until a cop pulls you over. When he asks what your doing, tell him your pig trolling and you just caught one.



Karma is a bitch. I see a JBT in your future:


JBT: Boys, I think the dog found something. Well looky what we have here. Who does this pound of weed belong to?

TANGOCHASER: Ah, come on, man. You put that there!
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 4:19:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:
You would get better results if you dragged Krispy Kremes and porn. Just my .02



now you're an LEO i would love to deal with


LOL
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 4:21:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By Kharn:
Damn, I thought this was gonna be about picking up fat chicks at the bar.

Kharn



Naw, thats called being a member of the "Hog Slayers Club".

Been there, done that.

Take one for the team, matey. More cushion for the pushin'...

Chris
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 4:26:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By 2whiskeyP:
You better hide your dog



Link Posted: 10/4/2004 4:29:55 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2004 4:32:19 PM EST by captainpooby]

Originally Posted By 2whiskeyP:
You better hide your dog




Bwahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ETA: My Dad had a little pig tie clip. He laughed at being called a pig.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 8:08:55 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 8:17:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2004 8:17:44 PM EST by HABU]
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 8:28:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By TANGOCHASER:
Anyone here ever go pig trolling? You know, where you take a ten foot pole, tie about 20 foot of rope to it and then tie a bunch of corn cobs to the end of the rope. You drive around town dragging the corn cobs on the rope until a cop pulls you over. When he asks what your doing, tell him your pig trolling and you just caught one.



"Actually, I pulled you over because of your taillights."

"What's wrong with them?"

*crash*

"They're broken."
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 8:37:55 PM EST
Unfortunatly for my brother whose a cop, I can do a good pig imitation. Back when I was on night shift and drank even more than now, I used to call my brother late at night and give him my best pig call and hang up. Sometimes I leave him one for a message on the machine.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 8:40:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By brasspile:

Originally Posted By SGB:
You know I've got a pretty good sense of humor, and like jokes.


But I NEVER EVER liked being called a PIG.


Have a nice day.



Do you prefer "civilian" or "JBT"?



Get over it...dickface. How's that?

I think pig is kinda friendly. My Dad liked it.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 10:57:13 PM EST

Karma is a bitch. I see a JBT in your future:


JBT: Boys, I think the dog found something. Well looky what we have here. Who does this pound of weed belong to?

TANGOCHASER: Ah, come on, man. You put that there!




No it's "You put that there officer. Now drop your weapon, I'm making a citizens arrest".

Link Posted: 10/5/2004 12:07:12 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/5/2004 12:10:24 AM EST by CajunMojo]
Some cops don't have a sense of humor example here:

www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?video=Finger-Cop
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 12:51:35 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 12:59:49 AM EST

Man, that's funny.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:26:20 AM EST
Man its good to see i'm not the only one around here with a twisted sense of humor
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:26:58 AM EST
Sounds like a fun night in Podunk.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 7:51:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By CajunMojo:
Some cops don't have a sense of humor example here:

www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?video=Finger-Cop




Link Posted: 10/5/2004 8:23:41 AM EST
um, interesting video... staged?
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 10:18:05 AM EST
I kinda wondered if it was staged or not also, but i don't care, still funny as hell.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 10:21:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By Pangea:
In the Louisiana that I grew up in you pull some shit like that and you wouldn't see the police station. The swelling wouldn't go down enough for you to see anything untill you had been to the hearing and been in your cell for a few days. I never liked the term "pig" when refering to Police officers but acknowledge your right to say whatever you want.



They sure wouldn't like it after they tried to get the corncobs outta their ar$e!

I hear it is worse coming out than going in!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 10:27:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By C-4:

Originally Posted By TANGOCHASER:
Anyone here ever go pig trolling? You know, where you take a ten foot pole, tie about 20 foot of rope to it and then tie a bunch of corn cobs to the end of the rope. You drive around town dragging the corn cobs on the rope until a cop pulls you over. When he asks what your doing, tell him your pig trolling and you just caught one.



Karma is a bitch. I see a JBT in your future:


JBT: Boys, I think the dog found something. Well looky what we have here. Who does this pound of weed belong to?

TANGOCHASER: Ah, come on, man. You put that there!



These "WhopperHeads" here wouldn't understand that!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 10:32:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By CajunMojo:
Some cops don't have a sense of humor example here:

www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?video=Finger-Cop



I'd say that officer has an outstanding sense of humor - even if he is an actor.
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