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Posted: 10/4/2004 12:24:14 PM EDT
[#1]
You better hide your dog
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Posted: 10/4/2004 12:27:25 PM EDT
[#2]
LOLOLOLOL 
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Posted: 10/4/2004 12:28:24 PM EDT
[#3]
I spent alot of my younger years in a town of 900 people and 2 cops. Nothing else to do on Saturday night except get drunk. We did break into the community swimming pool once. Don't go swimming when you are drunk. You can't feel the water and you can't tell which way is up after you jump in.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 12:29:37 PM EDT
[#4]
lol!!!!
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Posted: 10/4/2004 12:32:58 PM EDT
[#5]
I've heard of it done years ago. But it wasn't me. I was a little brighter than that as a kid.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 12:33:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2004 12:35:16 PM EDT
[#7]
I wouldn't try it, but its clever
 - BG |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 12:36:55 PM EDT
[#8]
You would get better results if you dragged Krispy Kremes and porn. Just my .02
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Posted: 10/4/2004 12:37:10 PM EDT
[#9]
You know I've got a pretty good sense of humor, and like jokes.
But I NEVER EVER liked being called a PIG.  Have a nice day. 
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Posted: 10/4/2004 12:37:33 PM EDT
[#10]
Double tap.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 12:39:08 PM EDT
[#11]
Do you resemble my remarks or did I just hit a sore spot? It's just pokin fun, man. It's what it was called back then. I have the utmost respect for law enforcement guys but the cops in my home town back then deserved the name. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 12:39:16 PM EDT
[#12]
lighten up, PIG. the PIG trolling move was pretty funny. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 12:42:46 PM EDT
[#13]
You said that. 
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Posted: 10/4/2004 12:44:05 PM EDT
[#14]
OINK |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 12:48:21 PM EDT
[#15]
This has got to be in the rookie orientation instructions. Do not, repeat DO NOT pull over kids with corn cobs trailing their vehicle. If you do, DO NOT ask them what they were doing, just harass them to your utmost and ignore the corn.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 1:18:32 PM EDT
[#16]
What do you do for a living? I am a rectum stretcher. A rectum stretcher? Yes, I stretch rectums to right around 72 inches. What would anybody do with a 72 inch rectum? They usually give them a motorcycle and a radar gun and have them hunt for folks with sticks, string, and corncobs...............
 Rectum? Damn near killed 'em! 
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Posted: 10/4/2004 1:42:38 PM EDT
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There was a thread over on 1911forum.com about practical jokes, and one guy told a story about when he did just that. Him and a couple buddies completely stripped out his car to facillitate quick searching, then he tied on the corn cobs and drove by a local speed trap. When asked what he was doing, he told the officer he was "trolling for pigs." As expected, officer went off the deep end and took him into the station. Supposedly, said officer was then laughed out of the station.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 1:50:20 PM EDT
[#18]
In the Louisiana that I grew up in you pull some shit like that and you wouldn't see the police station. The swelling wouldn't go down enough for you to see anything untill you had been to the hearing and been in your cell for a few days. I never liked the term "pig" when refering to Police officers but acknowledge your right to say whatever you want.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 1:54:52 PM EDT
[#19]
No but I have been "Hogging" before. Thats where you and your buddies get all pissed up, ride around in the back of a pickup, yelling "Sewwwwwyyyyyyyyy" and the first fat chick that comes out of the house. YOU STICK IN HER POOPER AND POST PICS.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:24:04 PM EDT
[#20]
No good could possibly come from this.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:08:22 PM EDT
[#21]
All I gotta do is yell "hey, Dude!" across the house....my roomie is a cop. Pig trolling is very easy at this ranch!
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:14:25 PM EDT
[#22]
NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:17:27 PM EDT
[#23]
Pride Integrity Guts we all hate being called pigs, but we can always stand behind it's meaning. 
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:19:28 PM EDT
[#24]
I am going to have to try that. WHne are you next on patrol? Do you do the Carmicheal area? SGatr15 |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:37:18 PM EDT
[#25]
Damn, I thought this was gonna be about picking up fat chicks at the bar.
Kharn |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:47:40 PM EDT
[#26]
Since the cops are here, WHY is it that cops all over, of all races have a HUGE complex about being called pigs?? Frankly i don't care, i'm just tired of all the cops in my neighborhood never respond to calls, to for example, break-ins or hit and runs..it gets annoying
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:07:58 PM EDT
[#27]
That would be Bush Pigging. Or more specifically, Bush Pigging with the beer goggles. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:14:56 PM EDT
[#28]
"I stopped you boys 'cause I noticed the trolling rig... now if you can just show me your fishing license and permit -- cause y'all know that if you are poaching, I can seize the mechanical means of the illegal hunt... including this nice new truck"
 Have a nice day.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:18:11 PM EDT
[#29]
Karma is a bitch. I see a JBT in your future: JBT: Boys, I think the dog found something. Well looky what we have here. Who does this pound of weed belong to?  TANGOCHASER: Ah, come on, man. You put that there! |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:19:15 PM EDT
[#30]
now you're an LEO i would love to deal with LOL
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:21:13 PM EDT
[#31]
Naw, thats called being a member of the "Hog Slayers Club". Been there, done that. Take one for the team, matey. More cushion for the pushin'... Chris |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:26:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:29:55 PM EDT
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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ETA: My Dad had a little pig tie clip. He laughed at being called a pig. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 9:08:55 PM EDT
[#34]
Do you prefer "civilian" or "JBT"?
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Posted: 10/4/2004 9:17:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2004 9:28:15 PM EDT
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"Actually, I pulled you over because of your taillights." "What's wrong with them?" *crash* "They're broken." |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 9:37:55 PM EDT
[#37]
Unfortunatly for my brother whose a cop, I can do a good pig imitation. Back when I was on night shift and drank even more than now, I used to call my brother late at night and give him my best pig call and hang up. Sometimes I leave him one for a message on the machine.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 9:40:51 PM EDT
[#38]
Get over it...dickface. How's that? I think pig is kinda friendly. My Dad liked it.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 11:57:13 PM EDT
[#39]
No it's "You put that there officer. Now drop your weapon, I'm making a citizens arrest". |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 1:07:12 AM EDT
[#40]
Some cops don't have a sense of humor example here:
www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?video=Finger-Cop |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 1:51:35 AM EDT
[#41]
He was begging for it. |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 1:59:49 AM EDT
[#42]
Man, that's funny. |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:26:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:26:58 AM EDT
[#44]
Sounds like a fun night in Podunk.
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Posted: 10/5/2004 8:51:33 AM EDT
[#45]
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Posted: 10/5/2004 9:23:41 AM EDT
[#46]
um, interesting video... staged?
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Posted: 10/5/2004 11:18:05 AM EDT
[#47]
I kinda wondered if it was staged or not also, but i don't care, still funny as hell.
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Posted: 10/5/2004 11:21:40 AM EDT
[#48]
They sure wouldn't like it after they tried to get the corncobs outta their ar$e! I hear it is worse coming out than going in! BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 11:27:37 AM EDT
[#49]
These "WhopperHeads" here wouldn't understand that! BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 11:32:08 AM EDT
[#50]
I'd say that officer has an outstanding sense of humor - even if he is an actor.
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