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Posted: 9/27/2005 11:58:43 PM EDT
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as
her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next
hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands
together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll
around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately
began to apologize. Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist
and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told
him. Oh, no, I'll be all right.I'll be fine in a few minutes,the man
replied.He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position,still
clasping his hands together at his groin. At her
persistence,however,he finally allowed her to help. She gently took
his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put
her hands inside, She administered tender and artful massage for
several long moments then asked, How does that feel. He replied, it
feels great, but my thumb still hurts like heck!
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Here's another good one;

A man gets to his plane seat and is surprised to find a parrot
strapped into the seat next to him. Once in the air, the stewardess comes
around and the man asks her for a coffee, whereupon the parrot squawks,
Bring me a whiskey, bitch."

The stewardess, somewhat flustered, brings a whiskey to the
parrot,but forgets the coffee. When the man points this out to her, the parrot
immediately drains its glass and yells, "Get me another whiskey, bitch."
Quite upset, the stewardess returns shortly with a whiskey for the
parrot, but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man
decides to try the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee,
bitch, now go and get it for me."

In a couple of seconds, two burly stewards arrive, grab both the
man and the parrot, take them to the emergency exit and toss them both out of
the airplane.

As they're falling toward the ground, the parrot turns to the man
and says, "You know, for someone who can't fly, you're kind of a mouthy bastard."
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Link Posted: 9/28/2005 8:31:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 2A373:



Here's another good one;

A man gets to his plane seat and is surprised to find a parrot
strapped into the seat next to him. Once in the air, the stewardess comes
around and the man asks her for a coffee, whereupon the parrot squawks,
Bring me a whiskey, bitch."

The stewardess, somewhat flustered, brings a whiskey to the
parrot,but forgets the coffee. When the man points this out to her, the parrot
immediately drains its glass and yells, "Get me another whiskey, bitch."
Quite upset, the stewardess returns shortly with a whiskey for the
parrot, but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man
decides to try the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee,
bitch, now go and get it for me."

In a couple of seconds, two burly stewards arrive, grab both the
man and the parrot, take them to the emergency exit and toss them both out of
the airplane.

As they're falling toward the ground, the parrot turns to the man
and says, "You know, for someone who can't fly, you're kind of a mouthy bastard."



LOL!!! I like that one.
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