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Posted: 9/8/2005 7:08:56 AM EDT
After viewing a thread poll on this subject this is in order.

In the interest of SgtAr The Pit Court
A member AR 15 Site
Internet Land

On September the 8th 2005 a petition before the court for the release on parole of defendent SgtAR.

In consideration of all the laughs he has provided we request his sentence reduced to time served and that any additional sentence be served on probation.

We request that the court honor this petition and release the defendent forthwith.

What the heck it's raining and I am bored. If I knew how to add a poll I would.
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 7:13:20 AM EDT
Somebody is jonesing for a little madman entertainment...
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 7:13:34 AM EDT
I say bring back the chair and fry him
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 7:15:49 AM EDT
Aww, comeon, do you know how many movies he'll have created by the time he gets back? He'll also have plenty of time to do his woodworking projects. Some time in isolation will probably do him some good. MJD
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 7:18:56 AM EDT
I have to disagree. The only proper form of execution on this board should be a firing squad. Time to get out the 50's.
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 7:19:37 AM EDT
Free sgtar15.

Link Posted: 9/8/2005 7:46:54 AM EDT
He has to be busy. When he returns...

The Prisoner, a SgtAR15 production.

Exiled, a SgtAR15 production.

My Time In The Wilderness, a SgtAR15 production.

Let Me Out Of My Room, I Promise To Be Good, a SgtAR15 production.

Me Against The Mods, a SgtAR15 production.

In A Hole? Keep Digging!, a SgtAR15 production.

Revenge Of The Action Figures, a SgtAR15 production.
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 8:02:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Brohawk:
He has to be busy. When he returns...

The Prisoner, a SgtAR15 production.

Exiled, a SgtAR15 production.

My Time In The Wilderness, a SgtAR15 production.

Let Me Out Of My Room, I Promise To Be Good, a SgtAR15 production.

Me Against The Mods, a SgtAR15 production.

In A Hole? Keep Digging!, a SgtAR15 production.

Revenge Of The Action Figures, a SgtAR15 production.



You forgot some:


Silent Lucidity - I've been watching you
Don't have to live like a refugee'
Bumpfiring under sewage - ARFcom invades New Orleans
The Silence of the Looters
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 8:06:30 AM EDT
If I remember correctly his last productions included alot of prison analogies. Was this a sort of weird foreboding of future happenings?
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 8:08:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By highwayman:
Aww, comeon, do you know how many movies he'll have created by the time he gets back? He'll also have plenty of time to do his woodworking projects. Some time in isolation will probably do him some good. MJD



Movies... bullshit! I bet the little fucker is masturbating... constantly... then crying when he reflects on

how many days he has left on his sentence.
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 8:09:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/8/2005 8:10:04 AM EDT by BeetleBailey]
is this where we sign the petition?

by thew way you better clean up your grammar and insert some big ambiguous words. That's the only thing lawyers and judges are good at.
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 8:22:05 AM EDT
Sgtar15 deserves a fair trial
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 8:51:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DienBienPhu54:
Sgtar15 deserves a fair trial



But where would we find a jury of his peers?
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 9:17:13 AM EDT
Make him serve the full term of his sentence, especially since he has been using proxys to post his doll skits.
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 9:20:37 AM EDT
How about a petition for him to get a job?
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 9:29:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DienBienPhu54:
Sgtar15 deserves a fair trial



Oh FUCK No! Plea bargain!!!!!!!!

Keep him OFF the stand!
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 9:31:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AeroE:
Make him serve the full term of his sentence, especially since he has been using proxys to post his doll skits.




<--curious as to what role AeroE will play in future 'doll skits'......
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 10:12:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
Free sgtar15.




Oh hell no,I still don't want him even at that price!
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 10:15:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tread1:

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
Free sgtar15.




Oh hell no,I still don't want him even at that price!




LOL, like all the best things in life, he's just there to enjoy, if you wish.
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