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Posted: 4/17/2006 10:53:42 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/17/2006 11:17:57 AM EST by mousehunter]
Ok, this is probably so gay, but anyone have some good advice for conditioner to use on my beard. I have had it several years now, and keep it trimmed fairly short. Lately however, the split ends are getting bad, becoming annoying to me and making it a little scratchy for my wife when she is trying to “Relax”
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fwiw I shave the top of my head, so am pretty much starting from scratch here (and wife does not have any conditioner she will let me borrow)
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 11:00:25 AM EST
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Link Posted: 4/17/2006 11:01:42 AM EST
I just use the same crap I use for my hair, which is whatever I buy.
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 11:09:04 AM EST
This should be entertaining. TAG
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 11:28:58 AM EST
Did you try CLP?
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 11:36:30 AM EST

Originally Posted By mousehunter:
....Lately however, the split ends are getting bad, becoming annoying to me and making it a little scratchy for my wife when she is trying to “Relax”
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My guess is that when your wife is "trying to relax", it aint split ends that are bugging her.

It's....................<drum roll please>.....................the beard itself.

It might be time to lose the beard all together.

How about a new look for the spring?
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 12:13:11 PM EST
Beard was at her request, she especially liked the extra tingle caused by the mustache.

Perhaps it is just a change in seasons, but for the most part she only mentioned scratching after I noticed an abmormally large amount of split ends and other odd kinks. I have read if I grow it out longer it will nomrally become somewhat softer, but again, the split ends make that harder to accomplish.
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 12:21:56 PM EST
I've heard that coconut oil will soften a beard, but they do sell specific beard conditioners. Google it and you will get some idea of what is out there.
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 12:22:29 PM EST
wasn't there some shampoo product advertsied on the telly that makes women have loud hollerin orgasms? you oughtta try that!
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 12:23:53 PM EST
So tagged for work later. In the mean time, try Hooters Hot Sauce..........


J/K.
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 12:25:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By livefreeordieNH:
wasn't there some shampoo product advertsied on the telly that makes women have loud hollerin orgasms? you oughtta try that!



That would be Herbal Essance "I'll have what she's having." I loved those commercials.
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 12:44:08 PM EST



Need you some Alberto VO5 hot oil treatment *snickers*

Link Posted: 4/17/2006 12:57:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By JB69:


Need you some Alberto VO5 hot oil treatment *snickers*




So pie juice ain't cutting it anymore. Why don't you try something like mane and tail.
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 1:00:55 PM EST
Seeing how the guys are soooo helpful. Hubby uses my Pantene shampoo W/conditioner. It's all in one.
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 1:55:41 PM EST
Grow it out more. It's only prickly when it's short. I usually keep mine just a little longer than the
#10 fence on my clippers.

Sam
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 2:12:18 PM EST
This is the conditioner I recommend for that thing!


Link Posted: 4/17/2006 2:25:43 PM EST
Also you should comb/or brush it regulary too.
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 3:28:37 PM EST
I use the same stuff my wife uses on her hair. I wash it with shampoo and then use her conditioner on it. YMMV.

Rusty
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 3:37:45 PM EST
I just comb out whatever crumbs my dog can't eat out of my beard.
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 4:19:54 PM EST
Try Lever 2000 Soap with fortified Vitamin A E and Ginsing minerals. I normally lather heavily with it 2-4 times and rinse while in the shower. It keeps my beard ultra clean and conditions the hair to a softer grade.

Also while washing with the vitamin soap try a pumice stone and rub the beard as many times as you lather and rinse. It works very well for me in keeping the beard managable
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 4:48:32 PM EST
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