Posted: 7/2/2002 11:21:31 PM EDT
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First of all, thanks to those who chimed in on my questions about my GF who'd been married three times. She's now history. I'm thinking about running, for shit-n-giggles, a personal ad in the local free newsrag. I'm going for a redhead! No logical reason, I've never dated one but always wanted to. What I need help on is whether or not to say something like "must like guns" or "must own guns" or something like that. So! Fire up the old imagination & help me out. And yes, I've already thought about the "will have sex for ammo" ad!!! Keep in mind that this ad is just for fun, I don't expect anything to come out of it. Just sex. >evil grin< |
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Try this: Single (White?) male seeks SF who's into patriotic activites, romantic outings to Graceland, watching cheesy man movies till late hours, and can field strip an AR15 blindfolded. Must not be a commie pink slut bag like the last b!tch was. See my picture at: [url]http://www.petenelson.com/Photos/Events/Shooting/Black%20Rifle%20Convention%2C%20May%202002/Small/Troy%2004.jpg[/url] |
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BobCole, I don't know about personal ads. Why don't you just take your time and see who you meet. You're bound to eventually find someone. Years ago I dated someone until I showed her the new single action revolver I bought and she said "Why would anyone NEED a gun!?!?!?" The day after we had the cursory "coffee" that ended in me saying "You know... things just aren't working out... it's not you it's me... don't go away angry...etc." Give it some time, you'll find someone. |
| Redheads are trouble. Plain and simple. I have had a couple of them myself and I am still paying for those mistakes. Find a brunette or blond that is willing to dye her hair for you, its much safer that way. Redhead and guns don't sound like a very good combination either. |
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Na don't mention guns, that may scare away several potential matches that would like guns if given a chance. Make em think about it or atleast show they have a clue. Say something like "looking for conservitive minded", or do one of those fun ads such as "Ted Nugent seeks Ann Coulter". If they know who these people are and respond then it will be a better match than some no-tooth welfare case saying yeah I like guns! good luck IAJack |
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Quoted: Try this: Single (White?) male seeks SF who's into patriotic activites, romantic outings to Graceland, watching cheesy man movies till late hours, and can field strip an AR15 blindfolded. Must not be a commie pink slut bag like the last b!tch was. See my picture at: You're pretty close! You forgot the redhead part though! |
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Quoted: Quoted: [b]WANTED[/B]:Red headed Readneck Gal with own Pickup Truck and Gun collection. Woohoo!!! We may have a winner!!! But isn't it redundant to also say "redneck" along with "pick-up & guns"? >gg< NO, it's not redundant. Too many reasons to list them all... BUT, if she has her own truck and gun collection then she probably isn't a snaggletoothed welfare case. |