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Posted: 9/9/2010 1:48:22 PM EDT
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I'm listening to classic golden oldies while I'm sitting here working, and I've noticed a trend in hit songs. I'll enumerate those that immediately come to mind: *You're Sixteen, performed by a 26 year-old Johnny Burnette *16 Candles, written by 26 or 27 year-old Luther Dixon. This song is apparently singing about obsession with a 16 year-old girl on her birthday, which means that she could've been no older than 15 when the obsession started *Young Girl, get out of my mind, performed by 26 year old Gary Puckett *I saw her standing there, by a 23 year old john lennon Comments? looks like alot of songs from the 60's by guys born in the 30's and 40's quite possibly to a couple that was married before she was 18 15-19 year olds marrying guys in their late 20's-30's was common until relatively reciently |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 1:54:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2010 1:55:34 PM EDT
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She's only 17 (Winger? I don't really listen to buttrock)
16 and Single - The Kentucky Headhunters. Dirty, dirty perverts. All of them. A girl does not become physically attractive until her 18th birthday. |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 1:58:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2010 2:00:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2010 2:02:08 PM EDT
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Elvis and Jerry Lee Lewis are both fucked if Chris Hansen gets his hands on a time machine.
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Posted: 9/9/2010 2:02:31 PM EDT
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Quoted: Dirty, dirty perverts. All of them. A girl does not become physically attractive until her 18th birthday. 
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Posted: 9/9/2010 2:02:58 PM EDT
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Aqualung by Jethro Tull
Sitting on the park bench –– eyeing little girls with bad intent. Snot is running down his nose –– greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes. Aqualung Drying in the cold sun –– Watching as the frilly panties run. Aqualung Never understood why the name "Aqualung" was chosen for the song, but I have to say now that I'm older it's a pretty sick song |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 2:03:37 PM EDT
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Dirty, dirty perverts. All of them. A girl does not become physically attractive until her 18th birthday. +1. Stealing this for future use. |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 2:06:10 PM EDT
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"Christine 16" - KISS
"Let's Go" - The Cars: And she won't give up 'cause she's seventeen She's a frozen fire She's my one desire |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 2:08:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2010 3:47:44 PM EDT
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She's been around but she's young and clean.
I've got to have her. Can't live without her. Whoa no. Christine sixteen. Don't forget the notoriously pervy Chuck Berry's, "Sweet Little Sixteen". |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 3:50:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2010 3:52:14 PM EDT
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"Don't stand so close to me"
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Posted: 9/9/2010 3:55:02 PM EDT
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How about the girls themselves? Mandy Moore aged 15: |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 4:03:20 PM EDT
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You do realise that those songs are targeted towards the teenage audience, in particular back then when only teens listened to rock n roll.
So some 17 YO captain of the football and his girlfriend like that song and listen to it. the fact that the singer is 27 is irrelevant. Most REAL artists don't get famous until they are 25 and that is when their career begins. When i was a teen none of the rock acts i liked were teenagers they just made music that appealed to teens. |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 4:05:46 PM EDT
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Stones, Stray Cat Blues.
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Posted: 9/9/2010 4:09:45 PM EDT
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I Saw Her Standing There ~ The Beatles
Well, she was just 17, You know what I mean, And the way she looked was way beyond compare. ETA: Damn beat to it the OP. I really gotta get some new glasses. |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 4:10:00 PM EDT
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From the Jerry Lee Lewis Wiki:
"Lewis's turbulent personal life was hidden from the public until a May 1958 British tour where Ray Berry, a news agency reporter at London's Heathrow Airport (the only journalist present), learned about Lewis's third wife, Myra Gale Brown. She was Lewis's first cousin once removed[9][10] and only 13 years old. (Brown, Lewis, and his management all insisted she was 15). Lewis was nearly 23 years old. The publicity caused an uproar and the tour was cancelled after only three concerts." |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 4:14:42 PM EDT
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I had to look up that word in the title.
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Posted: 9/9/2010 4:23:10 PM EDT
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Depeche Mode - Little 15;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfA2U4V2DZY Little 15 You help her forget The world outside You're not part of it yet And if you could drive You could drive her away To a happier place To a happier day That exists in your mind And in your smile She could escape there Just for a while Little 15 Little 15 Why take the smooth with the rough When things run smooth It's already more than enough She knows your mind Is not yet in league With the rest of the world And it's little intrigues Do you understand Do you know what she means As time goes by And when you've seen what she's seen You will Little 15 Little 15 Why does she have to defend Her feelings inside Why pretend She's not had a life A life of near misses Now all that she wants Is 3 little wishes She wants to see with your eyes She wants to smile with your smile She wants a nice surprise Every once in a while Little 15. |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 5:11:49 PM EDT
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I think I have a winner. Song starts at 2:30 or so.
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Posted: 9/9/2010 5:21:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2010 5:37:51 PM EDT
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Stones, Stray Cat Blues. Beat me to it...this one is pretty twisted. |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 6:05:13 PM EDT
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Stones, Stray Cat Blues. Beat me to it...this one is pretty twisted. Bet your momma don't know you scratch like that... |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 6:07:43 PM EDT
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16 looks legal in most of the world. 
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Posted: 9/9/2010 7:15:51 PM EDT
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Stones, Stray Cat Blues. Beat me to it...this one is pretty twisted. Bet your momma don't know you scratch like that... I can see that you're fifteen years old No I don't want your I.D. I bet your mama don't know you scream like that I bet your mother don't know you can spit like that. |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 7:17:38 PM EDT
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ef/Age_of_Consent.png/800px-Age_of_Consent.png 16 looks legal in most of the world. We colored blind people could get in a lot of trouble if we had to use a map like that. 
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Posted: 9/9/2010 7:22:54 PM EDT
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Faith No More - Edge of the World
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Posted: 9/9/2010 7:36:24 PM EDT
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"Don't stand so close to me" I think that was kind of an anti-pedosong, but you get points for thinking of it. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 7:38:18 PM EDT
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ef/Age_of_Consent.png/800px-Age_of_Consent.png 16 looks legal in most of the world.
I see a looot of dark blue in Mexico... What great neighbors we have  Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 7:40:56 PM EDT
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Quoted: That explains something about some of the arrest reports in my former hometown in California's Central ValleyQuoted: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ef/Age_of_Consent.png/800px-Age_of_Consent.png 16 looks legal in most of the world. I see a looot of dark blue in Mexico... What great neighbors we have Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 7:57:10 PM EDT
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That explains something about some of the arrest reports in my former hometown in California's Central ValleyQuoted:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ef/Age_of_Consent.png/800px-Age_of_Consent.png 16 looks legal in most of the world. I see a looot of dark blue in Mexico... What great neighbors we have
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And the pregnancies at my former grammar school. |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 8:02:54 PM EDT
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ef/Age_of_Consent.png/800px-Age_of_Consent.png 16 looks legal in most of the world. We colored blind people could get in a lot of trouble if we had to use a map like that. "colored blind"??? 
Where's the "That's Racist" thingee? |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 8:06:27 PM EDT
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Uhh... "Francine" by ZZ Top.
Thirteen years old in the song, of course, she would be about 40 years old now. ETA: Correction: in her fifties. |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 8:15:50 PM EDT
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Aqualung by Jethro Tull Sitting on the park bench –– eyeing little girls with bad intent. Snot is running down his nose –– greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes. Aqualung Drying in the cold sun –– Watching as the frilly panties run. Aqualung Never understood why the name "Aqualung" was chosen for the song, but I have to say now that I'm older it's a pretty sick song As you snatch your rattling last breath with deep sea diver sound...That's the aqualung part. |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 8:17:47 PM EDT
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Serge Gainsbourg "Histoire de Melody Nelson"
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Posted: 9/9/2010 8:25:22 PM EDT
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ef/Age_of_Consent.png/800px-Age_of_Consent.png 16 looks legal in most of the world. We colored blind people could get in a lot of trouble if we had to use a map like that. "colored blind"??? http://d.yimg.com/ec/image/v1/artist/272831?size=206x148 http://d.yimg.com/ec/image/v1/artist/268730?size=206x124 http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=230386055402&id=1b5516a1a106f6a0b25288cb018343aa Where's the "That's Racist" thingee? I gots it so bad it affects my spelling.
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Posted: 9/9/2010 8:48:19 PM EDT
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ef/Age_of_Consent.png/800px-Age_of_Consent.png 16 looks legal in most of the world. We colored blind people could get in a lot of trouble if we had to use a map like that. "colored blind"??? Where's the "That's Racist" thingee? 
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Posted: 9/9/2010 8:50:24 PM EDT
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Yeah I noticed that too. Why you so bitter?
 
Answer? Times change. Things change. To everything turn turn turn, there is a season turn turn turn . . . Your old road is rapidly aging, please get out of the new one if you can't lend a hand for the times they are a changing . . . and so on and so forth . . . song theme . . . yay |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 9:05:46 PM EDT
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"into the Night" by Benny Mardones She's just sixteen years old Leave her alone, they say Separated by fools Who don't know what love is yet But I want you to know If I could fly I'd pick you up I'd take you into the night And show you a love Like you've never seen, ever seen It's like having a dream Where nobody has a heart It's like having it all And watching it fall apart And I would wait till the end Of time for you And do it again, it's true I can't measure my love There's nothing to compare it to But I want you to know If I could fly I'd pick you up I'd take you into the night And show you a love Oooooh, if I could fly I'd pick you up I'd take you into the night And show you a love Like you've never seen, ever seen Yeah, Ooooooh.... someone was planning to kidnap a girl, but desided to write a song about it instead....good choice Benny. |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 10:00:30 PM EDT
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5B28w51ygQ
Well, show me the way To the next little girl Oh, don't ask why Oh, don't ask why Show me the way To the next little girl Oh, don't ask why Oh, don't ask why For if we don't find The next little girl I tell you we must die I tell you we must die I tell you, I tell you I tell you we must die |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 10:20:24 PM EDT
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No mention of John Mellencamp's Jack and Diane?
"Hold on to sixteen as long as you can!" 
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Posted: 9/9/2010 10:42:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2010 11:15:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/10/2010 7:04:00 AM EDT
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What's Your Name - Lynyrd Skynyrd
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Posted: 9/10/2010 7:08:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/11/2010 6:09:07 PM EDT
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http://washedupcelebrities.blogspot.com/2009/01/chuck-berry.html
IV. Berry's Deviant Sexual Fetishes
There is no disputing that Berry has been an exceptionally successful musician. However, it seems as though Berry's music has never been his "true calling" or driving influence. Instead, Berry seems to be motivated by his one true love in life - watching women take dumps. In 1990 Berry was sued by several women who alleged that Berry installed a video camera in the ladies' bathrooms at two of his St. Louis restaurants. Berry probably installed the camera so that he could masturbate vigorously while watching video of women going to the bathroom at his restaurant. It's possible that Berry had microphones installed so that he could hear the sounds of women farting after eating the food at his restaurants... One wonders whether Berry would have eventually installed surveillance and microphones in the bathrooms at his local Taco Bell so that he could listen to the sounds of women (and possibly also men) spraying diarrhea after eating greasy tacos... A class action settlement was eventually reached with 59 women on the complaint. It is estimated that the settlement cost Berry around $1.3 million plus legal fees. There are rumors that the police raided Berry's house after the allegations of the bathroom videos surfaced. Supposedly the police found some nasty home videos at Berry's residence. One of the videos supposedly shows Berry giving a golden shower to a blonde woman. After soaking her in piss, Berry apparently tells her to open her eyes and mouth, and asks whether his urine is "nice and salty." The woman supposedly tells Berry that she loves him and then asks him for a kiss. Berry's response? He said that he wouldn't kiss her because, "it smells like piss." During the same scene, Berry also reportedly unleashes a long and very loud fart and then says, "You can smell my fart." It has been reported that Berry's fart was as loud as a fog horn on a cruise ship! Berry showed that he can receive as well as give in the next scene, as the same woman is supposedly shown taking a dump on Berry's face. |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 6:12:30 PM EDT
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Those aren't pedo songs. Theys jailbait songs
Big diff.
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