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Posted: 9/9/2010 1:40:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2010 1:41:36 PM EDT by a555]
I'm listening to classic golden oldies while I'm sitting here working, and I've noticed a trend in hit songs. I'll enumerate those that immediately come to mind:

*You're Sixteen, performed by a 26 year-old Johnny Burnette
*16 Candles, written by 26 or 27 year-old Luther Dixon. This song is apparently singing about obsession with a 16 year-old girl on her birthday, which means that she could've been no older than 15 when the obsession started
*Young Girl, get out of my mind, performed by 26 year old Gary Puckett
*I saw her standing there, by a 23 year old john lennon

Comments?
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 1:48:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By a555:
I'm listening to classic golden oldies while I'm sitting here working, and I've noticed a trend in hit songs. I'll enumerate those that immediately come to mind:

*You're Sixteen, performed by a 26 year-old Johnny Burnette
*16 Candles, written by 26 or 27 year-old Luther Dixon. This song is apparently singing about obsession with a 16 year-old girl on her birthday, which means that she could've been no older than 15 when the obsession started
*Young Girl, get out of my mind, performed by 26 year old Gary Puckett
*I saw her standing there, by a 23 year old john lennon

Comments?


looks like alot of songs from the 60's by guys born in the 30's and 40's quite possibly to a couple that was married before she was 18

15-19 year olds marrying guys in their late 20's-30's was common until relatively reciently
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 1:54:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 1:55:34 PM EDT
She's only 17 (Winger? I don't really listen to buttrock)

16 and Single - The Kentucky Headhunters.

Dirty, dirty perverts. All of them. A girl does not become physically attractive until her 18th birthday.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 1:58:10 PM EDT
My Sharona by the Knack

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:00:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:02:08 PM EDT
Elvis and Jerry Lee Lewis are both fucked if Chris Hansen gets his hands on a time machine.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:02:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JA_Magnum:

Dirty, dirty perverts. All of them. A girl does not become physically attractive until her 18th birthday.


Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:02:58 PM EDT
Aqualung by Jethro Tull


Sitting on the park bench ––
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot is running down his nose ––
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Aqualung
Drying in the cold sun ––
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Aqualung

Never understood why the name "Aqualung" was chosen for the song, but I have to say now that I'm older it's a pretty sick song
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:03:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JA_Magnum:
Dirty, dirty perverts. All of them. A girl does not become physically attractive until her 18th birthday.


+1. Stealing this for future use.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:06:10 PM EDT
"Christine 16" - KISS
"Let's Go" - The Cars:
And she won't give up 'cause she's seventeen
She's a frozen fire
She's my one desire
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:08:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Barrelburner:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bpOBAwrFVw


First one that came to my mind.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:47:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2010 3:49:03 PM EDT by ColonelHurtz]
She's been around but she's young and clean.
I've got to have her. Can't live without her.
Whoa no. Christine sixteen.

Don't forget the notoriously pervy Chuck Berry's, "Sweet Little Sixteen".
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:50:44 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:52:14 PM EDT
"Don't stand so close to me"
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:55:02 PM EDT
How about the girls themselves?

Mandy Moore aged 15:


Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:03:20 PM EDT
You do realise that those songs are targeted towards the teenage audience, in particular back then when only teens listened to rock n roll.
So some 17 YO captain of the football and his girlfriend like that song and listen to it. the fact that the singer is 27 is irrelevant.
Most REAL artists don't get famous until they are 25 and that is when their career begins.
When i was a teen none of the rock acts i liked were teenagers they just made music that appealed to teens.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:05:46 PM EDT
Stones, Stray Cat Blues.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:09:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2010 4:14:39 PM EDT by iNeXile556]
I Saw Her Standing There ~ The Beatles


Well, she was just 17,
You know what I mean,
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.


ETA: Damn beat to it the OP. I really gotta get some new glasses.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:10:00 PM EDT
From the Jerry Lee Lewis Wiki:

"Lewis's turbulent personal life was hidden from the public until a May 1958 British tour where Ray Berry, a news agency reporter at London's Heathrow Airport (the only journalist present), learned about Lewis's third wife, Myra Gale Brown. She was Lewis's first cousin once removed[9][10] and only 13 years old. (Brown, Lewis, and his management all insisted she was 15). Lewis was nearly 23 years old. The publicity caused an uproar and the tour was cancelled after only three concerts."
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:14:42 PM EDT
I had to look up that word in the title.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:23:10 PM EDT
Depeche Mode - Little 15;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfA2U4V2DZY


Little 15
You help her forget
The world outside
You're not part of it yet
And if you could drive
You could drive her away
To a happier place
To a happier day
That exists in your mind
And in your smile
She could escape there
Just for a while
Little 15

Little 15
Why take the smooth with the rough
When things run smooth
It's already more than enough
She knows your mind
Is not yet in league
With the rest of the world
And it's little intrigues
Do you understand
Do you know what she means
As time goes by
And when you've seen what she's seen
You will
Little 15

Little 15
Why does she have to defend
Her feelings inside
Why pretend
She's not had a life
A life of near misses
Now all that she wants
Is 3 little wishes
She wants to see with your eyes
She wants to smile with your smile
She wants a nice surprise
Every once in a while
Little 15.

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:11:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2010 5:12:43 PM EDT by DoubleARon]
I think I have a winner. Song starts at 2:30 or so.

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:21:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:37:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By azjeeper:
Stones, Stray Cat Blues.


Beat me to it...this one is pretty twisted.

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 6:05:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Dac1915:
Originally Posted By azjeeper:
Stones, Stray Cat Blues.


Beat me to it...this one is pretty twisted.



Bet your momma don't know you scratch like that...
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 6:07:43 PM EDT



16 looks legal in most of the world.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 7:15:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ColonelHurtz:
Originally Posted By Dac1915:
Originally Posted By azjeeper:
Stones, Stray Cat Blues.


Beat me to it...this one is pretty twisted.



Bet your momma don't know you scratch like that...


I can see that you're fifteen years old
No I don't want your I.D.

I bet your mama don't know you scream like that
I bet your mother don't know you can spit like that.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 7:17:38 PM EDT


We colored blind people could get in a lot of trouble if we had to use a map like that.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 7:22:54 PM EDT
Faith No More - Edge of the World
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 7:36:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By CarbineDad:
"Don't stand so close to me"


I think that was kind of an anti-pedosong, but you get points for thinking of it.

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Link Posted: 9/9/2010 7:38:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2010 7:45:58 PM EDT by Exp44]
Originally Posted By edb66:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ef/Age_of_Consent.png/800px-Age_of_Consent.png


16 looks legal in most of the world.



I see a looot of dark blue in Mexico... What great neighbors we have

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Link Posted: 9/9/2010 7:40:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Exp44:


I see a looot of dark blue in Mexico... What great neighbors we have

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That explains something about some of the arrest reports in my former hometown in California's Central Valley

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 7:57:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Barrelburner:

Originally Posted By Exp44:


I see a looot of dark blue in Mexico... What great neighbors we have

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That explains something about some of the arrest reports in my former hometown in California's Central Valley



And the pregnancies at my former grammar school.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:02:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By azjeeper:


We colored blind people could get in a lot of trouble if we had to use a map like that.


"colored blind"???








Where's the "That's Racist" thingee?

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:06:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2010 8:08:53 PM EDT by RickTinsley]
Uhh... "Francine" by ZZ Top.

Thirteen years old in the song, of course, she would be about 40 years old now.

ETA: Correction: in her fifties.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:15:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By zwvirtual:
Aqualung by Jethro Tull


Sitting on the park bench ––
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot is running down his nose ––
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Aqualung
Drying in the cold sun ––
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Aqualung

Never understood why the name "Aqualung" was chosen for the song, but I have to say now that I'm older it's a pretty sick song


As you snatch your rattling last breath with deep sea diver sound...That's the aqualung part.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:17:47 PM EDT
Serge Gainsbourg "Histoire de Melody Nelson"
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:25:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Rick-OShay:
Originally Posted By azjeeper:


We colored blind people could get in a lot of trouble if we had to use a map like that.


"colored blind"???

http://d.yimg.com/ec/image/v1/artist/272831?size=206x148

http://d.yimg.com/ec/image/v1/artist/268730?size=206x124

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=230386055402&id=1b5516a1a106f6a0b25288cb018343aa


Where's the "That's Racist" thingee?



I gots it so bad it affects my spelling.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:48:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Rick-OShay:
Originally Posted By azjeeper:


We colored blind people could get in a lot of trouble if we had to use a map like that.


"colored blind"???




Where's the "That's Racist" thingee?



Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:50:24 PM EDT
Yeah I noticed that too. Why you so bitter?

Answer?

Times change. Things change.

To everything turn turn turn, there is a season turn turn turn . . .

Your old road is rapidly aging, please get out of the new one if you can't lend a hand for the times they are a changing . . .

and so on and so forth . . . song theme . . . yay
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:05:46 PM EDT


"into the Night" by Benny Mardones


She's just sixteen years old
Leave her alone, they say
Separated by fools
Who don't know what love is yet
But I want you to know

If I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Like you've never seen, ever seen

It's like having a dream
Where nobody has a heart
It's like having it all
And watching it fall apart
And I would wait till the end
Of time for you
And do it again, it's true
I can't measure my love
There's nothing to compare it to
But I want you to know

If I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Oooooh, if I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Like you've never seen, ever seen
Yeah, Ooooooh....


someone was planning to kidnap a girl, but desided to write a song about it instead....good choice Benny.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 10:00:30 PM EDT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5B28w51ygQ

Well, show me the way
To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way
To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find
The next little girl
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you
I tell you we must die
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 10:20:24 PM EDT
No mention of John Mellencamp's Jack and Diane?

"Hold on to sixteen as long as you can!"
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 10:42:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 11:15:31 PM EDT
Can't believe no one has brought this up?

Oingo Boingo- Little Girls
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:04:00 AM EDT
What's Your Name - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:08:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2010 7:13:38 PM EDT by Barrelburner]
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 6:09:07 PM EDT
http://washedupcelebrities.blogspot.com/2009/01/chuck-berry.html

IV. Berry's Deviant Sexual Fetishes

There is no disputing that Berry has been an exceptionally successful musician. However, it seems as though Berry's music has never been his "true calling" or driving influence. Instead, Berry seems to be motivated by his one true love in life - watching women take dumps.

In 1990 Berry was sued by several women who alleged that Berry installed a video camera in the ladies' bathrooms at two of his St. Louis restaurants. Berry probably installed the camera so that he could masturbate vigorously while watching video of women going to the bathroom at his restaurant. It's possible that Berry had microphones installed so that he could hear the sounds of women farting after eating the food at his restaurants... One wonders whether Berry would have eventually installed surveillance and microphones in the bathrooms at his local Taco Bell so that he could listen to the sounds of women (and possibly also men) spraying diarrhea after eating greasy tacos...





A class action settlement was eventually reached with 59 women on the complaint. It is estimated that the settlement cost Berry around $1.3 million plus legal fees.

There are rumors that the police raided Berry's house after the allegations of the bathroom videos surfaced. Supposedly the police found some nasty home videos at Berry's residence. One of the videos supposedly shows Berry giving a golden shower to a blonde woman. After soaking her in piss, Berry apparently tells her to open her eyes and mouth, and asks whether his urine is "nice and salty." The woman supposedly tells Berry that she loves him and then asks him for a kiss. Berry's response? He said that he wouldn't kiss her because, "it smells like piss." During the same scene, Berry also reportedly unleashes a long and very loud fart and then says, "You can smell my fart." It has been reported that Berry's fart was as loud as a fog horn on a cruise ship!

Berry showed that he can receive as well as give in the next scene, as the same woman is supposedly shown taking a dump on Berry's face.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 6:12:30 PM EDT
Those aren't pedo songs. Theys jailbait songs Big diff.
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