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Posted: 8/31/2004 4:37:50 AM EST
We all do it, even women. We've all done it and got in trouble for it. Let's hear your most embarassing gas passing stories.
Once at Target with my wife (who disapproves of public gas) I had the urge, so I backed into a tall display rack filled with purses. I let fly into the center of the rack and immediately heard a woman on the other side (who I didn't know was there) say, "Hey," and came out from behind to give me a dirty look. The wife saw it and got pissed.
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Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:39:47 AM EST
Dupe. IBTL. Pie. Ackbar. Buy both. +1 And above all . . . MORE COWBELL!
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:40:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By BlammO:
Dupe. IBTL. Pie. Ackbar. Buy both. +1 And above all . . . MORE COWBELL!


Guess what? I got a FEVER. And the only prescription is more Cowbell.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:46:01 AM EST
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Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:50:13 AM EST
What I really hate is walking in the store and coming upon an empty isle --- where some rear gas belching bandit has left his mark -- and wandered on. Bastards.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:52:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By cyanide:
What I really hate is walking in the store and coming upon an empty isle --- where some rear gas belching bandit has left his mark -- and wandered on. Bastards.



That is known as "Crossing the Tropic of Flatulence."
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:52:54 AM EST

dupe
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 4:57:01 AM EST
ILL, that was freakin' hilarious!
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 6:54:58 PM EST
Once thought I had gas , turned out I had diarrea! In my tux in my way to get married!!! Take care. Coondog
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