Posted: 2/12/2006 2:32:48 PM EDT
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Obviously the following needs to be reposted. ABOUT WOMEN They are all crazy. Some are happy crazy and some are mean crazy. Women operate on the emotion of the moment. Whatever they perceive to be true in the present retroactively becomes true for the past and will obviously be true forever. Women believe bad news more than they believe good news. Women see contrary opinions from men as personal attacks. Because females are taught to manipulate males at a young age, they see all actions by men as manipulation. Women grade all actions on their perception of the actors' motivations. Women expect to-the-death loyalty from others but are incapable of the same. Women do not simply have ex-friends/boyfriends/husbands/coworkers/bosses. They have evil ex-friends/boyfriends/husbands/bosses. Women become angry when you suggest their actions are the result of forces beyond their control, i.e. hormones. Learn it. Love it. Live it. |
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