[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Overshare thread (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 8/18/2014 11:13:16 AM EDT
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In this thread, we overshare. What is oversharing? It means sharing in excessive/inappropriate detail or narcissistically assuming others care about what you are sharing.
I have two cats, a black one and a white one. Sometimes I pick up the black cat and hold him out in front of me while I chase the other one around, yelling "Where all da white kitties at!?" 
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In this thread, we overshare. What is oversharing? It means sharing in excessive/inappropriate detail or narcissistically assuming others care about what you are sharing. I have two cats, a black one and a white one. Sometimes I pick up the black cat and hold him out in front of me while I chase the other one around, yelling "Where all da white kitties at!?"  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQ-ISsDm8M
And I think it's hilarious everytime I do it. Thank you, i lol fo realz. Needed that on this OSIM. |
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sometimes after sex, i'll just lay there for a few minutes trying to catch my breath...
which inevitably leads to my junk having dried her-stuff all over it.....which, in turn, leads to extra scrubbing to clean it in the shower.... hey, baby! c'mere, it's gonna happen again! 
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sometimes after sex, i'll just lay there for a few minutes trying to catch my breath... which inevitably leads to my junk having dried her-stuff all over it.....which, in turn, leads to extra scrubbing to clean it in the shower.... hey, baby! c'mere, it's gonna happen again! When the weather's hot and sticky, that's no time for dunkin' dicky. But when the frost is on the pumpkin, that's the time for dicky dunkin.' |
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I bought this 1987 Grand National after returning from deployment to Afghanistan. The problem is that I've never owned a black vehicle. I find myself washing and waxing the damned thing after every time I drive it.
I need help.....
1st world problems and all....... |
| My wife has really long hair and I find her hairs all over the place. I was at work on Friday and had to take a leak. I was standing there at the urinal and whipped my junk out and it immediately felt like something pinched my butthole. This caused a massive adrenaline dump and I almost jumped into the urinal. A second or so later, I realized that one of her hairs had gotten wrapped around my nuts and had somehow woven itself into my ass hair. Every time I moved my nuts, it cinched down the hair around my starfish. When I finally found the hair (after digging around in my pants at the urinal for a little while, hoping no one else would come in the bathroom) I pulled it trying to remove it. The fucking hair cinched the hairs like the top of a garbage bag closing and broke. Fuck. I had to walk around for a little while until it worked itself loose. |
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I am intrigued by the health and beauty product called Fresh Balls, since hearing about it here on Arfcom. I thought you were joking, but there really is a product called Fresh Balls lotion. 
I have to powder my socks so my feet don't stink, but even when it's really hot, I don't seem to have a problem with ball funk. |
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In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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My wife has really long hair and I find her hairs all over the place. I was at work on Friday and had to take a leak. I was standing there at the urinal and whipped my junk out and it immediately felt like something pinched my butthole. This caused a massive adrenaline dump and I almost jumped into the urinal. A second or so later, I realized that one of her hairs had gotten wrapped around my nuts and had somehow woven itself into my ass hair. Every time I moved my nuts, it cinched down the hair around my starfish. When I finally found the hair (after digging around in my pants at the urinal for a little while, hoping no one else would come in the bathroom) I pulled it trying to remove it. The fucking hair cinched the hairs like the top of a garbage bag closing and broke. Fuck. I had to walk around for a little while until it worked itself loose. I have had the same experance... Multiple times.. |
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My wife has really long hair and I find her hairs all over the place. I was at work on Friday and had to take a leak. I was standing there at the urinal and whipped my junk out and it immediately felt like something pinched my butthole. This caused a massive adrenaline dump and I almost jumped into the urinal. A second or so later, I realized that one of her hairs had gotten wrapped around my nuts and had somehow woven itself into my ass hair. Every time I moved my nuts, it cinched down the hair around my starfish. When I finally found the hair (after digging around in my pants at the urinal for a little while, hoping no one else would come in the bathroom) I pulled it trying to remove it. The fucking hair cinched the hairs like the top of a garbage bag closing and broke. Fuck. I had to walk around for a little while until it worked itself loose. I have had the same experance... Multiple times.. Same 
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I thought you were joking, but there really is a product called Fresh Balls lotion.
I have to powder my socks so my feet don't stink, but even when it's really hot, I don't seem to have a problem with ball funk. Quoted:
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I am intrigued by the health and beauty product called Fresh Balls, since hearing about it here on Arfcom. I thought you were joking, but there really is a product called Fresh Balls lotion.
I have to powder my socks so my feet don't stink, but even when it's really hot, I don't seem to have a problem with ball funk. there is also monkey butt cream.....for all your swamp ass needs. |
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In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. My type of woman 
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A girlfriend of mine back when I was 20 demanded an abortion saying the child was mine. She suggested that she'd tell someone I raped her if I didn't pay. To this day, I'm 99% sure the child wasn't mine. She's in jail right now for manufacturing meth.
Do I win?
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My wife has really long hair and I find her hairs all over the place. I was at work on Friday and had to take a leak. I was standing there at the urinal and whipped my junk out and it immediately felt like something pinched my butthole. This caused a massive adrenaline dump and I almost jumped into the urinal. A second or so later, I realized that one of her hairs had gotten wrapped around my nuts and had somehow woven itself into my ass hair. Every time I moved my nuts, it cinched down the hair around my starfish. When I finally found the hair (after digging around in my pants at the urinal for a little while, hoping no one else would come in the bathroom) I pulled it trying to remove it. The fucking hair cinched the hairs like the top of a garbage bag closing and broke. Fuck. I had to walk around for a little while until it worked itself loose. I have had the same experance... Multiple times.. Same Yup been there done that
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In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. My type of woman Do you like Phil Collins? |
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I shaved my balls with a straight razor once, just to prove to myself that I could. I did it with a double-edged safety razor one and cut myself. Twice. Holy shit that is the worst place ever to cut your self. I think I'd take one across the jugular before nicking the sack again. |
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In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. My type of woman the kind that watches dull movies? |
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Seems like that would require three hands. How do you hold the batwings open with one hand on the razor? Quoted:
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I shaved my balls with a straight razor once, just to prove to myself that I could. Seems like that would require three hands. How do you hold the batwings open with one hand on the razor? Pinch and pull
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I avoided having sex with this guy because he shaved all over and on "in between days" he felt like I was having sex with a Brillo pad.
Sad because he was an extremely hot cop and above average in the sack. Very uncomfortable. It's why I don't advocate the all over shave for men.
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I avoided having sex with this guy because he shaved all over and on "in between days" he felt like I was having sex with a Brillo pad. Sad because he was an extremely hot cop and above average in the sack. Very uncomfortable. It's why I don't advocate the all over shave for men.Try a SEAL.. They wax.. |
When I was in college there was a guy on my floor that knew a guy who was in jail. Said he told him about a "Susie". Basically you squirt shampoo in a baggie and stuff it between your mattress and boxsping and stick your dingdong in. When he told me that, I was like "WTF?!"
Later that I night I knocked the bottom out of a ziplock. 
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I shaved my balls with a straight razor once, just to prove to myself that I could. Nope....nope...nope....NO! Not ever attempting thatIt's amazing by the way. there really is nothing quite like a shorn scrotum...it's exhilarating...i suggest you try it. |
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When I was a kid in the '70's, bandannas were cool. I didn't have one, so one time my brother and I raided a clothes donation dumpster and I found a really cool one. Didn't understand why people kept grinning at me when I was wearing it.
Wasn't until years later that I realized that what I had been wearing on my head was a woman's tube top. |
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That's an entertaining movie and worth watching just for Anna Kendrick's fine self. Quoted:
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I watched Pitch Perfect. Twice. That's an entertaining movie and worth watching just for Anna Kendrick's fine self. Thanks, I guess. Let's keep this between us, okay? |
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My wife has really long hair and I find her hairs all over the place. I was at work on Friday and had to take a leak. I was standing there at the urinal and whipped my junk out and it immediately felt like something pinched my butthole. This caused a massive adrenaline dump and I almost jumped into the urinal. A second or so later, I realized that one of her hairs had gotten wrapped around my nuts and had somehow woven itself into my ass hair. Every time I moved my nuts, it cinched down the hair around my starfish. When I finally found the hair (after digging around in my pants at the urinal for a little while, hoping no one else would come in the bathroom) I pulled it trying to remove it. The fucking hair cinched the hairs like the top of a garbage bag closing and broke. Fuck. I had to walk around for a little while until it worked itself loose. Happened to me a couple of times last week
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