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Posted: 2/19/2006 5:41:24 PM EDT
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w
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Posted: 2/19/2006 5:41:42 PM EDT
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phase 6-she is asleep with curlers in her hair
phase 7- you masturbate and cry yourself to sleep |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 5:43:01 PM EDT
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"Oh it's been such a nice evening....why spoil it"
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Posted: 2/19/2006 5:43:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/19/2006 5:43:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/19/2006 5:43:51 PM EDT
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PHASE 10 ---> She puts on the strap-on for prison rollplay, and you "take it like a man".
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Posted: 2/19/2006 5:46:39 PM EDT
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Phase 6...She borrows the computer and realizes what she thought was tender and meaningful lovemaking was really considered to be "Stank on my Wank" Game over..hit the showers
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Posted: 2/19/2006 5:46:49 PM EDT
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Ouch! thats gonna leave a mark.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 5:46:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/19/2006 5:47:51 PM EDT
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PHASE 11 ---> You post your next thread with the title "What do I do for a sore ass...." |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 5:47:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/19/2006 5:48:39 PM EDT
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Just im LordTrader 
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Posted: 2/19/2006 5:52:25 PM EDT
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If I were you I'd see a Doctor about that...sounds like a bad case of spotted dick... To Avoid...  When having a close encounter...  One should always use... 
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Posted: 2/19/2006 5:57:47 PM EDT
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New Age Spotted Dick:  |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 5:59:43 PM EDT
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I can't believe I clicked on this thread......I want my one minute back.......
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Posted: 2/19/2006 5:59:56 PM EDT
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Stank....on...my....wank.
Alrighty.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 6:03:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/19/2006 6:03:20 PM EDT
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Welcome back, Crappybob!! Long time no hear....
 Good luck on the stank. 
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Posted: 2/19/2006 6:03:52 PM EDT
[#19]
Stank? or Skank?
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Posted: 2/19/2006 6:04:05 PM EDT
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Suet sponge! WTF?
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Posted: 2/19/2006 6:10:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/19/2006 6:27:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/19/2006 6:32:01 PM EDT
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Think of the time and trouble you could save yourself by taking a Playboy to the bathroom. Besides, it's good practice for being married.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 6:37:08 PM EDT
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Um you missed the REAL phase 1... BUY THE ASTROGLIDE...
You ain't stickin anything anywhere, cowboy. |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 6:40:03 PM EDT
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I predict you will be here complaing about not getting laid just like I do
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Posted: 2/19/2006 6:43:03 PM EDT
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Hittin' it should be the best 20 seconds of your life.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 6:52:40 PM EDT
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interesting.........................................................
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Posted: 2/19/2006 6:59:42 PM EDT
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Well, when he's finished I'm sure his wank will be stank - yes? 
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Posted: 2/20/2006 6:30:56 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/20/2006 6:45:58 AM EDT
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After the dismal failure of 'operation stank on my wank', we will be implementing 'operation yank my crank'.
And it WILL be preformed in an efficient military manner!! |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 6:48:50 AM EDT
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If you took the time out of your "operation" to go post on the internet then your eye was not on the ball. Not surprising you failed.
Next we'll see you post all the steps to yanking your own crank. 1. Go to liquor store for cinnamon schnapps - PHASE COMPLETE 2. Buy myself the LARGE Hungry Man dinner - PHASE COMPLETE 3. Pick up fresh bottle of Lubriderm - PHASE COMPLETE 4. Lie to myself that I'm big boned, not overweight - PHASE PENDING 5. Get myself sloppy drunk on cinammon schnapps - PHASE PENDING 6. Take advantage of myself once i'm too drunk to resist - PHASE PENDING |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 6:54:26 AM EDT
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I was coupling with my live-in GF before my eyes were open this morn. I'm sorry you have to jump through hoops and shit.
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Posted: 2/20/2006 6:54:49 AM EDT
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Just spend the $50 and get yourself a skank on your wank.
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Posted: 2/20/2006 6:55:49 AM EDT
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This thread is brutal. I'd skip Phase 10.
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