Hey guys i know there have been some funny threads on here in the past about online dateing..So i was wondering if you guys have any funny dating profiles that i can put up that is working for you now ..Or in the past.Post them or give me some ideas.


Also im going to try this online dating game out to get my mind off the loss of my Dog Bella Had to put the ol girl down yesterday ..She had bad hips and was in pain.

Sorry about doggy, that hurts.

Can't help you with online hookups..........I got married last century with the first woman who would even date me.

Sorry to hear about your loss.  I lost one about five years ago.  It was like loosing a child.   I still miss him!

Sorry about your dog , don't know anthing about online dateing but I do have one recomendation.
Buy this book for $ 9.00  and get any women you want, It works.

"Love Tactics: How to Win the One You Want" by Thomas W. McKnight and Robert H Phillips

I just go with the truth

BSSZ51 ONLINE PROFILE
I like to
play ping pong
shoot dogs
watch porno

Thanks for the kind words guys..But hell the is GD ..  there has to be some good ideas around someplace. lol

How about a book report?

Imo the free sites like pof arent gonna net you anyone worth your time maybe a hook up but thats about it. I had much better luck with match and just had a pretty normal profile with a little humor mixed in. Met an awesome thai girl who is spending the weekend at my apt as we speak . Pix with puppes and or cute dogs will bet alot of attention all by themselves

 

Yeah, like Cliff Notes or sumtin.

sexy

Signed up for match.com.. dated a few nut jobs then met the girl of my dreams, weve been together 5.5 years now.

So what are you doing tonight

I have an idea, crazy I know, but:

Just be yourself.

Women like real, genuine men.

Perhaps I am old school but online & dating are mutually exclusive terms.

Problem with that Deej..is all the BS im a fighter pilot, with a 6 pack, and cute puppy pics that guys post.  I have women friends that use me to screen guys profiles for them(insert the gay jokes..it's OK)...I have seen some good ones and the chicks were like..Really why...seen bad ones and the chicks fell for it.   You gotta have an angle, but dont make it something your not.  If your 22 your not a F18 pilot with a top gun trophy under your belt.

OK here is my story, I go to a dance club and spot a girl who I think is a definate 10 +   .  I walk up to her and say would you like to dance , she looks at me and says " not with you "   I said OK .   Next week I see the girl and grab her arm and say how would you like to go for a ride in my vette. she looks at me and says "cars mean nothing to me" I figure ok I crashed and burned move on which is what I had always done in the past. Well during the week I am in a bookstore and just happen to spot this book 'Love Tactics" I buy it and go home and start reading , well to make a long story short , I followed the tactics and totally ignored her then next few times I went out.
Soon I notice she is dancing near me , then soon after I notice her standing near me, well I ended up talking to her on a number of occasions and would have gotten a date but something happened at exactly that time (that I don't want to go into) that did not make that possible. But the book works and I have used the tactics many times with real good results. Thats the story. Definatly the best investment a single guy can make in my opinion.

What if you're an asshole and not the kind of asshole women actually like?

Should you still just be yourself?

Ya i mean im funny ect and just want to i guess stand out from all the other guys on the internet dateing sites lol..I mean these women get slammed with messages and boring guys profiles ..

My experience with Plenty Of Fish is it is only good if you want hookups with girls with a case of the crazy.  Every girl I met from there had serious issues and while they might have been good looking they were all nuts.  The craziest one I woke up to find her using my laptop to buy some $400 sunglasses and she was complaining that something was wrong since her credit card was being denied.  I look over at the credit card and it was some guy's and definitely wasn't hers.  I told her to get her shoes on and GTFO.  Thank goodness all my credit cards were locked up in my gun safe.  The other ones all seemed to have serious self esteem issues or couldn't leave me alone and were constantly text messaging me or calling wanting to know what I was doing even when I was at work.  If you just want to get laid, Plenty of Fish might be okay, but lock your shit up before they come over, make sure they are too drunk to ever find your house again, and don't ever give them your number, just tell them you will call them.