[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Once upon a time (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 4/5/2014 12:19:54 AM EDT
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She was the hottest babe on the planet...
I know age catches up with us all, but still... 
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i would say the creature from the black lagoon, but whatever this picture is, it's much uglier... please tell me that's not goldie hawn.. could be angie dickinson... Quoted:
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Who the hell is that  i would say the creature from the black lagoon, but whatever this picture is, it's much uglier... please tell me that's not goldie hawn.. could be angie dickinson... Close, but a good bit younger... if you can believe it. She had posters of her hotness in every teenage male's bedroom. |
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i would say the creature from the black lagoon, but whatever this picture is, it's much uglier... please tell me that's not goldie hawn.. could be angie dickinson... Quoted:
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Who the hell is that i would say the creature from the black lagoon, but whatever this picture is, it's much uglier... please tell me that's not goldie hawn.. could be angie dickinson... It's Suzanne Somers |
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YEP!! 
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Holy fuckpaste, that's my Uncle Steve.  http://img.pandawhale.com/post-29407-nope-button-reaction-gif-tumbl-VuvC.gif Yeah, no shit. I would post a picture of my uncle, if I didn't worry about him finding it and then finding me, but it really does look like him. At Thanksgiving when I was a kid, he got completely blasted on wine and came out into the living room wearing my mom's high heel shoes and some sort of a furry sash around his neck. Everyone stopped talking and just stared at him, then he collapsed on to my brother's TV tray, which was full of food. he just lay there, in a big pile of potatoes, as my mom cried, "Thanksgiving is ruined! Thanksgiving is ruined! Thanksgiving is ruined!" I took advantage of the distraction and ate all of the fried onions of the top of the green bean casserole. I loved that stuff. |
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That's just sad and graceless. She's raging fiercely against time, kicking and screaming, but it ain't workin'. Her efforts are probably not exactly what Thomas had in mind...  Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Though wise men at their end know dark is right, Because their words had forked no lightning they Do not go gentle into that good night. Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay, Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight, And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way, Do not go gentle into that good night. Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay, Rage, rage against the dying of the light. And you, my father, there on the sad height, Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray. Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. |
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She was the hottest babe on the planet... I know age catches up with us all, but still...
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Who the hell is that i would say the creature from the black lagoon, but whatever this picture is, it's much uglier... please tell me that's not goldie hawn.. could be angie dickinson... It's Suzanne Somers Still don't know who the heck that is 
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Who the hell is that i would say the creature from the black lagoon, but whatever this picture is, it's much uglier... please tell me that's not goldie hawn.. could be angie dickinson... It's Suzanne Somers Still don't know who the heck that is She was John Ritter's roommate when he played Jack Tripper. |
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She's 67, and that's some bad surgery. Christie Brinkley, OTOH, is a just freak of nature. 60, still really hot. http://cdn.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/christie-brinkley-gold-laser-cut-sandals-sports-illustated-50th-anniversary-3.jpg Now that is a woman with SUPERIOR genes!! 
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She's 67, and that's some bad surgery. Christie Brinkley, OTOH, is a just freak of nature. 60, still really hot. http://cdn.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/christie-brinkley-gold-laser-cut-sandals-sports-illustated-50th-anniversary-3.jpg Now that is a woman with SUPERIOR genes!! I've read she's crazier'n a fuckin' loon, though. Still, I'd lube 'er up and send her home smilin'! 
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Yeah, no shit. I would post a picture of my uncle, if I didn't worry about him finding it and then finding me, but it really does look like him. At Thanksgiving when I was a kid, he got completely blasted on wine and came out into the living room wearing my mom's high heel shoes and some sort of a furry sash around his neck. Everyone stopped talking and just stared at him, then he collapsed on to my brother's TV tray, which was full of food. he just lay there, in a big pile of potatoes, as my mom cried, "Thanksgiving is ruined! Thanksgiving is ruined! Thanksgiving is ruined!" I took advantage of the distraction and ate all of the fried onions of the top of the green bean casserole. I loved that stuff. Quoted:
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Holy fuckpaste, that's my Uncle Steve. http://img.pandawhale.com/post-29407-nope-button-reaction-gif-tumbl-VuvC.gif Yeah, no shit. I would post a picture of my uncle, if I didn't worry about him finding it and then finding me, but it really does look like him. At Thanksgiving when I was a kid, he got completely blasted on wine and came out into the living room wearing my mom's high heel shoes and some sort of a furry sash around his neck. Everyone stopped talking and just stared at him, then he collapsed on to my brother's TV tray, which was full of food. he just lay there, in a big pile of potatoes, as my mom cried, "Thanksgiving is ruined! Thanksgiving is ruined! Thanksgiving is ruined!" I took advantage of the distraction and ate all of the fried onions of the top of the green bean casserole. I loved that stuff. 
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Mickey Rourke had a sex change? http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/143285/MICKEY-ROURKE.jpg Holy shit, do you think she knows how bad she looks? Fuck, at least Princess Leia didn't mutilate herself (that we can see). Goddamn... Looks like Zippy The Pinhead.... YOW! |
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At Thanksgiving when I was a kid, he got completely blasted on wine and came out into the living room wearing my mom's high heel shoes and some sort of a furry sash around his neck. Everyone stopped talking and just stared at him, then he collapsed on to my brother's TV tray, which was full of food. he just lay there, in a big pile of potatoes, as my mom cried, "Thanksgiving is ruined! Thanksgiving is ruined! Thanksgiving is ruined!" I took advantage of the distraction and ate all of the fried onions of the top of the green bean casserole. I loved that stuff.  Awesome story
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She had weird looking lips even then. |
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At Thanksgiving when I was a kid, he got completely blasted on wine and came out into the living room wearing my mom's high heel shoes and some sort of a furry sash around his neck. Everyone stopped talking and just stared at him, then he collapsed on to my brother's TV tray, which was full of food. he just lay there, in a big pile of potatoes, as my mom cried, "Thanksgiving is ruined! Thanksgiving is ruined! Thanksgiving is ruined!" I took advantage of the distraction and ate all of the fried onions of the top of the green bean casserole. I loved that stuff. Awesome storyI like to inject little nuggets from my past into random threads. If I started a thread devoted to my childhood, it would mess me up pretty bad. Easier and more cathartic this way. |
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Quoted: I like to inject little nuggets from my past into random threads. If I started a thread devoted to my childhood, it would mess me up pretty bad. Easier and more cathartic this way. Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: At Thanksgiving when I was a kid, he got completely blasted on wine and came out into the living room wearing my mom's high heel shoes and some sort of a furry sash around his neck. Everyone stopped talking and just stared at him, then he collapsed on to my brother's TV tray, which was full of food. he just lay there, in a big pile of potatoes, as my mom cried, "Thanksgiving is ruined! Thanksgiving is ruined! Thanksgiving is ruined!" I took advantage of the distraction and ate all of the fried onions of the top of the green bean casserole. I loved that stuff. Awesome storyI like to inject little nuggets from my past into random threads. If I started a thread devoted to my childhood, it would mess me up pretty bad. Easier and more cathartic this way. Well, I LOLed. I've laughed at your other "nuggets" before too.  It's the thought that they're so outrageous that they must be true is what makes so damn funny. Probably not to you though, sorry. On topic though, Suzy was a hot stuff back then. She played the dumb blonde perfectly. I suspect she was a method actor though. |
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I like to inject little nuggets from my past into random threads. If I started a thread devoted to my childhood, it would mess me up pretty bad. Easier and more cathartic this way. Quoted:
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At Thanksgiving when I was a kid, he got completely blasted on wine and came out into the living room wearing my mom's high heel shoes and some sort of a furry sash around his neck. Everyone stopped talking and just stared at him, then he collapsed on to my brother's TV tray, which was full of food. he just lay there, in a big pile of potatoes, as my mom cried, "Thanksgiving is ruined! Thanksgiving is ruined! Thanksgiving is ruined!" I took advantage of the distraction and ate all of the fried onions of the top of the green bean casserole. I loved that stuff. Awesome storyI like to inject little nuggets from my past into random threads. If I started a thread devoted to my childhood, it would mess me up pretty bad. Easier and more cathartic this way. My childhood was pretty boring. I could have used a couple of drunken uncles to liven thing up.
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