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11/22/2017 10:05:29 PM
Posted: 8/27/2004 9:59:03 AM EST
I only watch FNC, THC & Disc CH >95% of the time.

I am sure I have seen you guys drooling over them time & time again.

FNC is doing a piece on one of their skinny asses "fighting bholemia".


Sorry fellas, I dont see how you can hit it, they look like ET twins.


Link Posted: 8/27/2004 9:59:56 AM EST
I agree!!! They are horrid looking
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 9:59:58 AM EST
Actually, they look like little old ladies with good skin.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 10:00:19 AM EST
[ homers voice] mmmmm E.T. twins [ homers voice /] h.gif
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 10:14:51 AM EST
They were way hotter when they were 16. They knew it. They knew we knew it. Since they are legal now, fathers everywhere are no longer taking their childs to see the Olsen Twins movies, because soon you will be able to download them from:

www.abusedchildactorsturneduberpornostars.com

The mystery is gone. You know some very large, unkept bodyguard has had his way with both of them at the same time and loved it. Damaged goods.

Besides, that one that claims to be bolemic has a fat ass anyway!!!
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 10:15:31 AM EST
Muppets.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 10:17:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By CavVet:
I only watch FNC, THC & Disc CH >95% of the time.

I am sure I have seen you guys drooling over them time & time again.

FNC is doing a piece on one of their skinny asses "fighting bulemia".


Sorry fellas, I dont see how you can hit it, they look like ET twins.





Fixed it for ya

And I agree, they look like MonChiChis.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 10:18:37 AM EST
When they were 15, they were hot in that "she's gonna be smokin' when she's 18" kinda way. Now that they're of age, they look like the main girl muppet in the Dark Crystal . . . or robots, I can't decide which.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 10:20:00 AM EST
poor kids. well, rich actually. but still poor.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 10:20:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By BenDover:
Muppets.



Link Posted: 8/27/2004 10:22:05 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/27/2004 10:22:20 AM EST by 2whiskeyP]
I'd still hit it, then hit it again! Wait, that would be 4 hits! I think I'm gonna be sore.....
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 10:28:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By 2whiskeyP:
I'd still hit it, then hit it again! Wait, that would be 4 hits! I think I'm gonna be sore.....



4 hits & you are sore????


Poor Mrs. 2WP....




See ya Sunday Pal!
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 10:29:11 AM EST
Olsen twin recently overheard after vomiting up a petit sirloin with garlic potatoes in a fabulous she-she west coast resort and spa...



No, really barrrrrrrrf, I'm not bul-arrrrrrrrrrrrrrg-bulemic, it's just the co, the co, the co-waaaaaaaaooooooooouuuuggggghhhhh, the cocaine makes me loose my appa, my appa, my appatite, buuuuuuurrrrrrrrraaauuuugggghhhh.....
[sound of sink running and hand washing]

So like does this thong totally make my ass look fat or what?



No portions of beef, real or imaginary were injured in the production of this post.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 10:30:22 AM EST
I suppose that because thye are filthy rich, I'd take daddy's money to keep one in a cage in the basement.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 10:37:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
Originally Posted By CavVet:
"fighting bulemia".





Bulemia, BULLSHI'ITE!

How come she's THE FIRST eating-disorder patient to be treated at a DRUG REHAB clinic?

Inquiring minds want to know!

Get that straw out of her nose and then we'll talk. We can't help her with her problem until she ADMITS that she has a problem. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. She's a sno-ho'
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 10:41:54 AM EST
eh, crack-induced bolemia perhaps?
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 10:43:27 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 10:43:31 AM EST
if they were a bit "thicker" they'd look better.

Link Posted: 8/27/2004 10:43:36 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 10:45:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By BenDover:
I suppose that because thye are filthy rich, I'd take daddy's money to keep one in a cage in the basement.



Well see, it's not actually daddy's money, it's all theirs. I saw a thing about them somewhere, that was going through some of the richer celebrities and how they made their money, and these two are filthy rich. mostly from things like their clothing lines, and the toys, and all that kind of stuff. The acting is just for a little extra pocket change on the side.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 10:49:57 AM EST
The Olsen twins were cute in Full House. They even maintained a bit of the cute element until 2 or 3 years ago. But now they have lost that childhood cuteness and don't have a helluva lot going for them. I think the best of their acting careers are well behind them.

And I just can't find them as hot because every time I see them I think of the "baby Michelle" saying "you win big twubba mistah!". That's cute yes, but hot no. The Olsens are just a couple of cute kid actors who like so many before them, lost their appeal when they grew up.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 10:52:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By jaqattack02:

Originally Posted By BenDover:
I suppose that because thye are filthy rich, I'd take daddy's money to keep one in a cage in the basement.



Well see, it's not actually daddy's money, it's all theirs. I saw a thing about them somewhere, that was going through some of the richer celebrities and how they made their money, and these two are filthy rich. mostly from things like their clothing lines, and the toys, and all that kind of stuff. The acting is just for a little extra pocket change on the side.



Daddy was an investment banker long before they were actresses. How do you think all those merch deals happened?
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 10:58:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By chooper:
When they were 15, they were hot in that "she's gonna be smokin' when she's 18" kinda way. Now that they're of age, they look like the main girl muppet in the Dark Crystal . . . or robots, I can't decide which.



hehe - I had practially forgotten than movie.

I need to find it and watch it again !!
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 2:35:15 PM EST
memo to the Olsen Twins bodyguard:

Dear Sir,

We know you popped them in the pooper.

You know, that we know, that you popped them in the pooper.

Please post pics.

Regards,


(insert user ID here, not in the Olsen pooper)
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