Today I came home for lunch and noticed a squad car in front of my neighbor's house accross the street. I didn't think anything of it, but when I got into my house, my wife told me that some old guy walked up to the neighbor's house and knocked on the front door.  When nobody answered, he went to the side door, ripped out the screen door and started trying to break in.

Luckily, other neighbors saw this and called the police, who quickly came and caught the guy. Hopefully they gave him a few good kicks to the nuts before shoving him into the squad car.

He's probably a senile old man who thought he locked himself out. Yeah, that's is.

Quoted: Hopefully they gave him a few good kicks to the nuts before shoving him into the squad car.

Now you've done it!