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Posted: 8/19/2004 8:31:12 PM EDT

Interesting site...

datetosave.com/

Posted: 8/19/2004 8:36:21 PM EDT

[#1]

Im at work, waht kind of site is it?

Posted: 8/19/2004 8:36:31 PM EDT

[#2]

1. If he tells your that you are hot...
Tell him God made you hot.

2. If he wants to hold your hand...
Give him a Bible.

3. If he tries to get closer...
Tell him the Holy Spirit is wooing him.

4. If he asks to pay for dinner...
Remind him that Jesus also paid a debt He did not owe!

5. If he reaches his arm around you...
Tell him that nobody will ever be as close to you as Jesus is.

6. If he tries to kiss you...
Remind him that a kiss killed your Savior.

7. If he asks to come inside...
Ask him if he has asked Jesus to come inside his heart.

8. If he tells you he loves you...
Tell him that Jesus loves him.

9. If he gets angry that you won't put out...
Clarify to him that W.W.J.D. does NOT mean "Who would Jesus Do."

10. After you dump him...
Tell him that Jesus Christ will never leave or forsake him.

SAY WHAT?

Posted: 8/19/2004 8:39:49 PM EDT

[#3]

i got set up with a born-again on a blind date once many years ago.

as we sat on her couch she told me jesuswas her strength.

i told her beer and cigarettes were mine.

the evening somehow just never went anywhere.

Posted: 8/19/2004 8:40:54 PM EDT

[#4]

Sounds like what would happen to me if I ever got a date with a woman, Id end up with one like that.

Posted: 8/19/2004 8:42:14 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
i got set up with a born-again on a blind date once many years ago.

as we sat on her couch she told me jesuswas her strength.

i told her beer and cigarettes were mine.

the evening somehow just never went anywhere.

Holy crap!

hahahahahaha!!!!

Posted: 8/19/2004 8:46:13 PM EDT

[#6]

Shouldn't this topic title have been 'The Neutral Observer says OK'?

Posted: 8/19/2004 8:50:36 PM EDT

[#7]

That is just too weird. Did you check out the thong on the sale page? Would she let you get far enought to read it?

Posted: 8/19/2004 8:51:15 PM EDT

[#8]

The discusion board is um wierd

Posted: 8/19/2004 8:51:44 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
i got set up with a born-again on a blind date once many years ago.

as we sat on her couch she told me jesuswas her strength.

i told her beer and cigarettes were mine.

the evening somehow just never went anywhere.

I dated a born again for 3 months. It gave a whole new meaning to the phrase "blue balls".

- BUCC_Guy

Posted: 8/19/2004 8:55:01 PM EDT

[#10]

You just have to "work" the real religious ones a little more. Best sex I ever had was a "born-again" Christian chick. Took a little longer to get in the panties, but once there, she didn't wanna stop!

Hell I did things to her that'd make a billy goat puke!

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