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Posted: 8/16/2001 2:47:22 AM EDT
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Try some kao pectate (sp?) this stuff works wonders! If that doesn't work, try using one of those speedloaders as a cork. [:D]
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Posted: 8/16/2001 3:03:15 AM EDT
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It's a food vendor plot!
They are attempting to clean your system out so you will be ready to buy a ton of Kettle Corn at the fun show. [img]www.pepto-bismol.com/historyimages/1941PrintAd.jpg[/img] [img]www.pepto-bismol.com/historyimages/1954PrintAd.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 8/16/2001 10:31:38 AM EDT
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It sounds like food poisoning. When you get the squirts every hour on the hour, it means your body is trying to get rid of something bad. The worst thing you can do is take medicines that stop your diarea. Let nature take it's course, drink lots of water and soup and you should be fine in about a day. The faster the poison comes out, the quicker you will feel better.
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Posted: 8/16/2001 10:36:25 AM EDT
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YOU GOT A BAD CASE OF BUTT SOUP!
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Posted: 8/16/2001 10:37:36 AM EDT
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Couple a beers?
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Posted: 8/16/2001 10:39:30 AM EDT
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There is an all you can eat Mexican restaurant here in Dallas. I've gone there 2x and it messses me up all the time.
Good for cleansing the system though. |
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Posted: 8/16/2001 10:39:39 AM EDT
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Oh, put a cork in it!
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Posted: 8/16/2001 10:43:01 AM EDT
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Ass faucet. I hate that.
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Posted: 8/16/2001 10:43:55 AM EDT
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Quoted: Try some kao pectate (sp?) this stuff works wonders! If that doesn't work, try using one of those speedloaders as a cork. [:D] Kaopectate has as it's base ingredient, kaolin. That is pure white clay dug out of the ground here in Georgia. They sell plastic bags of chunks of it TO EAT in convenience stores down here(not in Atlanta...). No I haven't, and no I never will... |
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Posted: 8/16/2001 10:46:07 AM EDT
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Quoted: Damnit this better go away before the fun show or I am going to have to strap a porta potty on one of those motorized chairs! At least you wouldn't be out of place! there'll probably be at least 5 or more (just judging from the shows here) just like ya in motor-carts with big fat asses hanging off the sides and a bunch of beatup lever-actions in the front basket. |
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Posted: 8/16/2001 11:04:46 AM EDT
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Maybe you're blaming the problem on the wrong food eaten. Go eat another burrito to verify it's the problem.
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Posted: 8/16/2001 11:11:24 AM EDT
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Make a run (ha ha I made a funny) to walgreens.
Look for the immodium AD. 2nd Best stuff on earth. Then look next to it for the walgreen's generic version. Best stuff on earth, since it's half the price. Now buy two packs of walgreens fake immodium instead one pack of the real immodium, because it sounds like you need both packs. And don't forget to pick up some gatorade while you're there. |
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Posted: 8/16/2001 11:13:01 AM EDT
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Post from lordtrader -
There is an all you can eat Mexican restaurant here in Dallas. Which one might that be, lordtrader? I gots to know.[:D] Eric The(Not[b]Pancho's[/b]!!??)Hun[>]:)] |
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Posted: 8/16/2001 11:28:55 AM EDT
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please LT dont say pancho's. i last had it a couple of years ago, and i still am reaping the benefits....ouchy
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Posted: 8/16/2001 1:04:15 PM EDT
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Try sticking to the furry tacos, works for me. Tell 'em ya know me, you'll get a better seat, in the meantime. Good luck, hope everything comes out all right!
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Posted: 8/16/2001 1:48:57 PM EDT
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To all who thinks Imbroglio is full of crap....well, it's about 3 pounds.
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Posted: 8/16/2001 3:58:47 PM EDT
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Don't forget the ointment, or your little sphincter is going to be bleedin'!
Food poisoning is a definite possibility, but so could "a couple of beers" if your math is a little fuzzy (or is that "buzzy?") A .38, a 10-22, and a roll of Charmin... That's all! Semper Fi! Ken Little |
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Posted: 8/16/2001 4:06:16 PM EDT
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full auto shits i hate that [:(]
coulde be worse thu you could be doing this [puke] |
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