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Posted: 12/20/2009 12:23:02 AM EDT
I was about to go and grab my ar.

I heard a loud bang, and see a van parked in front of my house, engine running and lights on. Odd, since its 4am, and there is 6-8" of snow on the ground and the streets arent plowed.

Well it was whoever drops off the paper. I guess i need to go to bed since i have never been up this late, i had no clue when the newspaper came, and also had no clue three people work as a team to do it!
Link Posted: 12/20/2009 12:23:52 AM EDT
csb
Link Posted: 12/20/2009 12:24:09 AM EDT
Must have been the newspaper cannon
Link Posted: 12/20/2009 12:24:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/20/2009 12:24:41 AM EDT by Kstanton]
Originally Posted By InfiniteGrim:
I was about to go and grab my ar.

I heard a loud bang, and see a van parked in front of my house, engine running and lights on. Odd, since its 4am, and there is 6-8" of snow on the ground and the streets arent plowed.

Well it was whoever drops off the paper. I guess i need to go to bed since i have never been up this late, i had no clue when the newspaper came, and also had no clue three people work as a team to do it!


This exact same thing happened to me. I heard what I thought sounded like someone kicking my door at 4AM some time ago. I grabbed the gun and ran into position and waited, when I didn't hear anything, I inched to the window and saw a guy throwing papers out of car
Link Posted: 12/20/2009 5:10:59 AM EDT
You pay for that service and throwing arm.

Link Posted: 12/20/2009 5:20:03 AM EDT
Great after reading this im going to have that Kinks song stuck in my head all day...



Paranoia May Destroy Ya..
Link Posted: 12/20/2009 5:23:53 AM EDT
Should've fired a shot or two across the bow anyway, just in case they were planning anything shady.  You never know.
Link Posted: 12/20/2009 5:25:04 AM EDT
Drawdown on the paperboy; almost as good as the Wal-Mart door greeter or driver that flips you off.
Link Posted: 12/20/2009 5:25:23 AM EDT
Shoulda threw a Flashbang in return.
Link Posted: 12/20/2009 5:28:07 AM EDT
Wut!?!?? No motion sensor spotlights coming on, or releasing of the hounds? Search light? Flares? Nothin? Ur preps are lacking....
Link Posted: 12/20/2009 5:34:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/20/2009 5:34:27 AM EDT by builttoughf250]
had the same thing happen a year ago

had the loud noise as the newspaper hit the door. WTF ?

see a person going past my front window-

first thought was home invasion... grabbed the AR

look out the window- just a bunch of mexicans delivering papers... or casing the neighborhood.

paranoia will really fuck your head up !
Link Posted: 12/20/2009 5:37:45 AM EDT
Decaf-try some.
Link Posted: 12/20/2009 6:05:06 AM EDT
Well, hmmmm.

I have seen more than a few posters claim that "someone" pounding at your door a o-dark thirty is prima facia evidence that they are criminals trying to do you harm and that it is perfectly fine to throw a few rounds through the door.

Paperboys need to start wearing body armor and yelling "paperboy!!!" at every stop, just in case.

I'm guessing that, in practice, shooting through doors at unidentified targets isn't done nearly as much as folks would think...

Just saying...

pato
Link Posted: 12/20/2009 6:14:17 AM EDT
I'm glad you're armed AND have internet access.
Link Posted: 12/20/2009 7:29:45 AM EDT



Originally Posted By Lumpy196:


I'm glad you're armed AND have internet access.


This should be the new reply for all of the cool brother stories!!  


 
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