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Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:26:37 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:27:37 AM EDT
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I like my fish like I like my taters.

Deep fried.

Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:31:26 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:35:53 AM EDT
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is it time?
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:35:55 AM EDT
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What are we doing on this fine Tuesday ?

Already at the office

Our interweb switchy thingy is getting upgraded for our new phone system that’s getting installed tomorrow

Boss man said we can’t have the interwebs down during business hours, so here I am

So you’re at the office on the internet webs, just you and your switch thingy??

Just me and the two guys installing the switch

Now the guys are showing up and I’m ready for bed
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:36:14 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:37:03 AM EDT
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Not eating sushi or licking Kate Beckinsale.
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Not eating sushi or licking Kate Beckinsale.

Does licking a picture of her on my computer screen count?
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:39:25 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:40:10 AM EDT
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Does licking a picture of her on my computer screen count?
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Not eating sushi or licking Kate Beckinsale.

Does licking a picture of her on my computer screen count?


No. That's stupid. You don't know where that screen has been.
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:40:14 AM EDT
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No, it's not.

First with the sushi - you have sushi from middle America where fish has to be shipped. It's not fresh anymore. Frozen, sure, but that's not fresh and that's not as good. Compare that with sushi in Seattle, which goes from the ocean to the sushi bar in the same day. That's good sushi.

As to the buttholes - if you can't differentiate between Chuck "meth mouth", the long haul trucker and his sweaty, hairy ass vs Kate Beckinsale, then you've got some serious problems.

Furthermore, of you can't differentiate between Kate and Midwest sushi then you're dumber than I thought.

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Eloquently put.
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:42:03 AM EDT
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Almost time to bring Sweetie home.  
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:42:16 AM EDT
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Got up and peeped the eclipse

Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:43:32 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:44:03 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:44:07 AM EDT
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No. That's stupid. You don't know where that screen has been.
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Not eating sushi or licking Kate Beckinsale.

Does licking a picture of her on my computer screen count?


No. That's stupid. You don't know where that screen has been.

It’s been touching her

Duh
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:44:27 AM EDT
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I looked outside at 4:15 to see it. It was there, right behind that big bank of clouds.

Great.
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:44:34 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:44:58 AM EDT
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That's pretty cool
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:44:59 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:45:44 AM EDT
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Eating cinnamon raisin toast after casting my ballot
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:46:40 AM EDT
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Dentist and Dr appointment today
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:47:49 AM EDT
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Now that I got aftermarket parts I have to take antibiotics before a dental procedure
weird
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:48:33 AM EDT
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Happy National Shitshow Day.
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:48:34 AM EDT
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Side note - that's how I write emails I don't want a response to. I write a novel. If you read between the lines, it says "leave me alone and stop being stupid".
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That wasn't a very long read
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:49:58 AM EDT
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They should be ashamed that they couldn't bring the switch online and hot swap it without a noticeable outage
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:50:27 AM EDT
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Not eating sushi or licking Kate Beckinsale.

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No. That's stupid. You don't know where that screen has been.

Probably nowhere worse than her naughty bits have been.
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:51:02 AM EDT
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I can't wait to get off of work and go do my part
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:51:52 AM EDT
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it's probable that she bathes from time to time.  I'm betting AJ doesn't clean his computer screen
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:51:58 AM EDT
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I looked outside at 4:15 to see it. It was there, right behind that big bank of clouds.

Great.
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I looked outside at 4:15 to see it. It was there, right behind that big bank of clouds.

Great.

Failing is winning?
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:52:43 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:52:48 AM EDT
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True, but her naughty bits are much preferred.
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:53:23 AM EDT
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I'll go do the thing after work today
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:53:56 AM EDT
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Clean Kate naughty bits?

Or, AJ's screen which was previously licked by Chuck meth mouth, the dirty asshole.
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:54:14 AM EDT
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Already did it 87 times last week.

Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:54:53 AM EDT
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What are we doing on this fine Tuesday ?

Already at the office

Our interweb switchy thingy is getting upgraded for our new phone system that’s getting installed tomorrow

Boss man said we can’t have the interwebs down during business hours, so here I am

So you’re at the office on the internet webs, just you and your switch thingy??

Just me and the two guys installing the switch

Now the guys are showing up and I’m ready for bed

Sounds kinky
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:55:20 AM EDT
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What are we doing on this fine Tuesday ?

Not eating sushi or licking Kate Beckinsale.

Does licking a picture of her on my computer screen count?

Did you get that last pic I sent you?
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:55:34 AM EDT
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What's the over-under on losers making unfounded claims of fraud and/or stupid demands for recounts?

Gotta be at least 87 billion.

Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:56:04 AM EDT
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What are we doing on this fine Tuesday ?

Got up and peeped the eclipse

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/339551/47E820BF-3A5A-4A7B-AA7E-A64D2BCA7782-2592099.jpg

“Blood red……..ahhhhhhh…..what does this mean…..ahhhhhh…..Election Day……panic….”
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:56:28 AM EDT
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Cool pic though
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:56:33 AM EDT
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Already did it 87 times last week.

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I learned that if you didn't vote for your wife on a mail in ballot, you're a cuck.

Let's just ignore the whole voter fraud thing there and focus on the fact that your wife shouldn't be thinking for herself without your permission.

Fascinating.
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:56:59 AM EDT
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Not bad, not bad
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:57:26 AM EDT
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No matter who loses, they're gonna cry. And maybe burn down cities. I dunno.
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:58:31 AM EDT
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But muh friends brother…..
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 8:59:14 AM EDT
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Already did it 87 times last week.

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I can't wait to get off of work and go do my part

Already did it 87 times last week.

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I’m Doing My Part

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Air Supply – Here I Am
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 9:00:31 AM EDT
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It started off with a cool red moon
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 9:02:20 AM EDT
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Muh Constitution... except for that bullshit 19th Amendment.  Fuck that shit.
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 9:02:51 AM EDT
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Cool red!?

Red isn't cool. Blue is cool. Red is warm!!


Aaahhhhhhh.
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 9:02:58 AM EDT
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“Blood red……..ahhhhhhh…..what does this mean…..ahhhhhh…..Election Day……panic….”
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Got up and peeped the eclipse

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/339551/47E820BF-3A5A-4A7B-AA7E-A64D2BCA7782-2592099.jpg

“Blood red……..ahhhhhhh…..what does this mean…..ahhhhhh…..Election Day……panic….”

Omens…

So many omens…
Link Posted: 11/8/2022 9:03:01 AM EDT
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It's only fraud if the wrong person wins.

Link Posted: 11/8/2022 9:03:32 AM EDT
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In other news, my fantasy football team got destroyed for the second week in a row.

Sitting at 6-3 now.
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