Anyone ever hear the legend of how the Angel got on top of the Christmas Tree?
[storytelling mode]
It was a bad year for St. Nick. The toy mills had been working hard ever since October. Production was behind due to an OSHA delay. The paint machines were mixing the paint too thin. Beetles ruined about 25% of the wood harvest, forcing Santa to use plastic in the rocking horses. The elves, while being worked 8+ hours a day were on the verge of striking. The kids were 12% naughtier than usual this year, the reindeer had hoof-in-mouth, and Mrs. Claus had burnt the morning toast!
Santa flew into a rage, and stomped off to his den.
"Lousy, no good Christmas. Why can't things be like last year?!"
A small knock at the door drew Santa out of his mumblings.
[b]"WHAT IS IT!?"[/b] he shouted.
The door creaked open and standing there all meek and tiny, was a little angel.
"I've brought you your Christmas tree, Santa, where would you like me to stick it?"
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Greg3's tree reminded me of that story! [;)]