I had an appointment at the Cardiologist today to check my cholesterol levels.
They show me to a room and said Mary would be right with me. A few minutes later here comes Mary with a Big Gulp and a box of Cheez Its. She sets the Big Gulp down pulls out a plastic bowl for the Cheez Its and dumps in the whole box.
This woman is about the same height as my wife { 5' 1"] only she weighs at least 200 lbs.
My weight was 187, total cholesterol level 105, triglycerides 55, blood pressure 110/70
I thought I did well but Mary saw fit to lecture my on my weight, seems like I am up three pounds from six months ago.Then she told my my cholesterol level was good but that 100 should be my goal.
She also told me that salt is the devil and to avoid it like the plague and be sure to follow the instructions in my "Owners Guide to a Happy Heart"that they furnished.
I thanked her, told her I would do better next time, and got the hell out of there.
Why would a cardiologist have morbidly obese people in his employ?