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Posted: 5/13/2004 10:56:18 PM EST
Whoo hoo - first post from a long time lurker...hought
http://itshappening.com/showthread.php?t=40563

Some of the comments are hillarious
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 10:58:28 PM EST
Welcome,

Is that GaryOwen???????

Link Posted: 5/13/2004 10:59:58 PM EST


For love of god, I demand that Al Gore unhand that redneck gentleman and remove the evil spell which has caused him to momentarily become gay…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 11:03:48 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/13/2004 11:04:42 PM EST by sgtar15]
Welcome...about freaking time you signed up!

Now please answer the following questions.

1: How do you feel about abortion?

2. How do you feel about Israel?

3. Are you a Muslim?

4. Are you a Zombie? Can you prove it?

5. If you really are a long time lurker then who is Frank the Spank and why did he get banned?

6. What is the nationality of that dutch guy?

7. How much money have you spent with the vendors?

8. When do you plan on paying $20 for a membership so you can get a cool avatar, email, and sig line?

9. When did you stop beating black Irish jewish lesbians that underwent a sexchange?


and most importantly.......


10. How do you feel about cats?

You have 15 minutes...................go!

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 11:07:52 PM EST
I have been here for two months and never got this quiz, so Ill give it a try

1: How do you feel about abortion? evil

2. How do you feel about Israel? they have a right to exist

3. Are you a Muslim? not now, not ever

4. Are you a Zombie? Can you prove it? why are you asking

5. If you really are a long time lurker then who is Frank the Spank and why did he get banned? i have no fucking clue

6. What is the nationality of that dutch guy? danish

7. How much money have you spent with the vendors? i have no clue

8. When do you plan on paying $20 for a membership so you can get a cool avatar, email, and sig line? not anytime soon, I am moving to the boonies of minnesota in a week so i wont have internet access.

9. When did you stop beating black Irish jewish lesbians that underwent a sexchange? about five months ago

10. How do you feel about cats? I've shot a few

boy howdy that was fun


Link Posted: 5/13/2004 11:16:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By redwolf8784:
I have been here for two months and never got this quiz, so Ill give it a try

1: How do you feel about abortion? evil Correct

2. How do you feel about Israel? they have a right to exist Correct

3. Are you a Muslim? not now, not ever Correct

4. Are you a Zombie? Can you prove it? why are you asking BUZZ...WRONG!! Zombies want to eat you!

5. If you really are a long time lurker then who is Frank the Spank and why did he get banned? i have no fucking clue BUZZ...WRONG!! Frank the Spank aka Scatman...you don't want to know

6. What is the nationality of that dutch guy? danish BUZZ...WRONG!! He is from the city of Sweden

7. How much money have you spent with the vendors? i have no clue Good enough

8. When do you plan on paying $20 for a membership so you can get a cool avatar, email, and sig line? not anytime soon, I am moving to the boonies of minnesota in a week so i wont have internet access. COrrect...you answered honestly!

9. When did you stop beating black Irish jewish lesbians that underwent a sexchange? about five months ago COrrect!! And you owe back fees!

10. How do you feel about cats? I've shot a few I will be personnally be taking you under my wing young man!!!!

boy howdy that was fun

I am going to cry!! I always knew there was another me somewhere out there in the WWW!!!






Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 11:19:50 PM EST
1: How do you feel about abortion?

Abortion Bad

2. How do you feel about Israel?

Isreal Good

3. Are you a Muslim?

No way!

4. Are you a Zombie? Can you prove it?

Not a Zombie - I don't need to eat brains to survive and I am not a member of greenpeace, peta or the ACLU...

5. If you really are a long time lurker then who is Frank the Spank and why did he get banned?

He got banned?! Actually, I don't know the details...know the name, not the story. I was here back when McUzi and Bog were running around though. And I remember Arock hatHe's from sweden, right?

7. How much money have you spent with the vendors?
Not enough :)

8. When do you plan on paying $20 for a membership so you can get a cool avatar, email, and sig line?
Hows next paycheck sound?

9. When did you stop beating black Irish jewish lesbians that underwent a sexchange?
Dang Sarge, that sounds like a trick question....


and most importantly.......


10. How do you feel about cats?
Tasty!

You have 15 minutes...................go!

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 11:20:29 PM EST
city of Sweden?
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 11:22:12 PM EST
MY BABIES!!! COme to poppa!!
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 11:28:06 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/13/2004 11:29:15 PM EST by sgtar15]

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
city of Sweden?



Yeah, Sweden is the capital of Scandinavia. DrProf(the dutch guy) earned his PHD inYodeling school there. He can do some amazing things with his throat.

SGtar15
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:44:37 AM EST


someone needs to post that at www.algoredemocrats.com (real site, I was banned in 1.5 hrs and one post)

Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:02:06 AM EST
Dad?...Is that you?
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:21:29 AM EST
Thanks AEC
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 3:40:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
city of Sweden?



Yeah, Sweden is the capital of Scandinavia. DrProf(the dutch guy) earned his PHD inYodeling school there. He can do some amazing things with his throat.

SGtar15




I don't think that last line came out how you meant it
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 3:52:40 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 3:57:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
He can do some amazing things with his throat.

SGtar15


Link Posted: 5/14/2004 3:58:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

5. If you really are a long time lurker then who is Frank the Spank and why did he get banned? i have no fucking clue BUZZ...WRONG!! Frank the Spank aka Scatman...you don't want to know


Sgtar15


i don't know this story...?
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 4:05:00 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 9:15:54 AM EST
Ah ha! Now they know the REAL power of ARFCOM! The board is down, probably because WE swamped it! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 10:16:44 AM EST
Hell even I know the story of Frank the Spank, I'm a LONGTIME lurker.

<--- see the post count and sign up date. BTW almost all of those were in the original and now new BOTD thread.

Charlie
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 10:46:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Welcome...about freaking time you signed up!

Now please answer the following questions.

1: How do you feel about abortion?

2. How do you feel about Israel?

3. Are you a Muslim?

4. Are you a Zombie? Can you prove it?

5. If you really are a long time lurker then who is Frank the Spank and why did he get banned?

6. What is the nationality of that dutch guy?

7. How much money have you spent with the vendors?

8. When do you plan on paying $20 for a membership so you can get a cool avatar, email, and sig line?

9. When did you stop beating black Irish jewish lesbians that underwent a sexchange?


and most importantly.......


10. How do you feel about cats?

You have 15 minutes...................go!

Sgtar15



1. Evil.
2. Good.
3. No.
4. Yes. I like brains fried with just a little butter on occasion.
5. Posting pics of poo.
6. "Not Dutch"
7. Not sure (definitely not enough).
8. Lifetime membership here.
9. Who said I stopped?
10. I hate cats.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 10:57:33 AM EST
so whats the pic? itshapping is not working for me
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:27:52 AM EST
server is too busy
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:36:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By -Absolut-:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
He can do some amazing things with his throat.

SGtar15






just walk away now.....no RUN!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:38:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Welcome...about freaking time you signed up!

Now please answer the following questions.

1: How do you feel about abortion?
I see two cases when abortion should be an option to the mother and or parents. 1. The child is the product of a rape .2.The birth of the child will kill either the mother child or both.Other than that , if you don't want a kid keep your legs crossed.

2. How do you feel about Israel?
Wow . Well . I think they have a sovergn right to protect themself , but I also see some things they do as nothing more than sanctioned terrorism.I read the other day IMI will be selling a bunch of 5.56 to the US . Personaly I think after everything we have done for them , they should just give it to us .

3. Are you a Muslim?
No .But I also realise there is a difference between a Muslim and a fundementalist.

4. Are you a Zombie? Can you prove it?
Maybe . I do like pie.

5. If you really are a long time lurker then who is Frank the Spank and why did he get banned?
That is the guy that posted nasty pics . I don't remeber if it was his didck or just shit pics.

6. What is the nationality of that dutch guy?
The danish guy?

7. How much money have you spent with the vendors?
Only about $200. But give me a break I just got my first AR this month , and I have turned down free shit because I don't want them to spend the money for me .

8. When do you plan on paying $20 for a membership so you can get a cool avatar, email, and sig line?I'll donate some cas when I get some shit worked out with my Ex . But honestly I don't give a shit about a sig or av, and I already have email to sign up .

9. When did you stop beating black Irish jewish lesbians that underwent a sexchange?
Shit . When should I start doing it?


and most importantly.......


10. How do you feel about cats?
I have found two hands around the throught works well.

You have 15 minutes...................go!

Sgtar15


Pop Quiz. I like it .
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:56:46 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:58:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By Garryowen:
I would really like to know what that picture is everyone is talking about!



Incoming IM!
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:15:06 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:07:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/14/2004 1:08:51 PM EST by Blackriflefever]



1: How do you feel about abortion? Wrong

2. How do you feel about Israel? I don't

3. Are you a Muslim? Ummmm Not last time I checked

4. Are you a Zombie? Yes
Can you prove it? No

5. If you really are a long time lurker then who is Frank the Spank and why did he get banned?
I am frank the spank, i got banned for living up to my name

6. What is the nationality of that dutch guy? Ummm he is from brazil right

7. How much money have you spent with the vendors? You have money??

8. When do you plan on paying $20 for a membership so you can get a cool avatar, email, and sig line? I might do that again one day

9. When did you stop beating black Irish jewish lesbians that underwent a sexchange?
WHO STOPPED????

and most importantly.......


10. How do you feel about cats? They taste very good, but not quite as good as Horse meat.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:13:09 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/14/2004 1:14:29 PM EST by garandman]

Originally Posted By sgtar15:


Now please answer the following questions.

1: How do you feel about abortion? Ag'in it


2. How do you feel about Israel? Abort Israel

3. Are you a Muslim? Only on the weekends

4. Are you a Zombie? Can you prove it? Only on the weekdays

5. If you really are a long time lurker then who is Frank the Spank and why did he get banned? I refuse to answer on the grounds that...

6. What is the nationality of that dutch guy? He's from Italy, but he's actually Scandinavian

7. How much money have you spent with the vendors? Vendors? What vendors?

8. When do you plan on paying $20 for a membership so you can get a cool avatar, email, and sig line? Do they take food stamps?

9. When did you stop beating black Irish jewish lesbians that underwent a sexchange? Not sure what you get when a lesbo has a sex change


and most importantly.......


10. How do you feel about cats? Taste like chicken

You have 15 minutes...................go!

Sgtar15

Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:21:27 PM EST
could someone IM me the pic, or re-host it?
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:22:28 PM EST
"The server is too busy at the moment"
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:27:47 PM EST
You guys crashed the server.

Here you go

Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:32:05 PM EST
1: How do you feel about abortion? I feel that it's okay only as long as the woman was impregnated by Imbroglio.

2. How do you feel about Israel?They are God's chosen people. Nuke the Palestinians.

3. Are you a Muslim?Isn't that some sort of material that feedbags are made of?

4. Are you a Zombie? yeah, Rob's my dad.Can you prove it?Not exactly, as he left my mother for some living dead girl while I was still in the womb.

5. If you really are a long time lurker then who is Frank the Spank and why did he get banned?Who ordered the poo-poo platter?

6. What is the nationality of that dutch guy?DKprof wears wooden shoes?

7. How much money have you spent with the vendors?Since time=money, it's how much time have I spent on the vendors?

8. When do you plan on paying $20 for a membership so you can get a cool avatar, email, and sig line?That's a trick question, right? You don't get an Arfcom e-mail address with the $20 membership.

9. When did you stop beating black Irish jewish lesbians that underwent a sexchange?When I found out my mother was one of them.


and most importantly.......


10. How do you feel about cats?I hate that damned Broadway show.

Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:56:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By M4Madness:
1: How do you feel about abortion? I feel that it's okay only as long as the woman was impregnated by Imbroglio.

8. When do you plan on paying $20 for a membership so you can get a cool avatar, email, and sig line?That's a trick question, right? You don't get an Arfcom e-mail address with the $20 membership.






DING DING DING DING

We have a winner!!!

SGtar15
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 4:00:39 PM EST
We shoudl organize an ARFcom Cat hunt, like the gopher shoots that are always being arranged....



Cats are good eating, better shooting
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 4:17:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Welcome...about freaking time you signed up!

Now please answer the following questions.

1: How do you feel about abortion? Dont

2. How do you feel about Israel? none

3. Are you a Muslim? no

4. Are you a Zombie? Can you prove it? no no

5. If you really are a long time lurker then who is Frank the Spank and why did he get banned? have no idea

6. What is the nationality of that dutch guy? what dutch guy

7. How much money have you spent with the vendors? $0.00

8. When do you plan on paying $20 for a membership so you can get a cool avatar, email, and sig line? when I win the lottery or stop buying ammo

9. When did you stop beating black Irish jewish lesbians that underwent a sexchange? never did


and most importantly.......


10. How do you feel about cats? that are sneeky untrustworty rats with lots of fur.

You have 15 minutes...................go!

Sgtar15

Link Posted: 5/14/2004 5:10:53 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/14/2004 5:14:27 PM EST by SBR7_11]

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Welcome...about freaking time you signed up!

Now please answer the following questions.


and most importantly.......


10. How do you feel about cats?


Sgtar15




Cannot stand cats, shot quite a few.

Might this site entertaining: Catscrathers
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 7:03:03 PM EST
lol

This place is a hoot.
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