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Posted: 10/7/2012 1:23:01 PM EDT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p06p65vU4-4

Nothing but guts.   I think we forget how soft and squishy we are here in the modern world.

Link Posted: 10/7/2012 1:25:35 PM EDT
Desperation is one hell of a motivator.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 1:25:35 PM EDT
Tete don't give a fuck.

And neither do the camera and sound tech guys.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 1:26:24 PM EDT
It has to be hard to climb. With his large brass balls pulling him down.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 1:31:40 PM EDT
Quoted:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p06p65vU4-4

Nothing but guts.   I think we forget how soft and squishy we are here in the modern world.




Soft and squishy? Why the hell would you ever think that?
America! Fuck Yeah!


Link Posted: 10/7/2012 1:33:26 PM EDT
Probably can order the shit off Amazon and not have to get stung.

ETA- Other than on shipping.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 1:34:52 PM EDT
FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 1:39:30 PM EDT
He neck punched the fuck out of that beehive.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 1:40:31 PM EDT

I'm going to walk to my cupboard and squeeze some honey into my mouth from the honey bear.

Link Posted: 10/7/2012 1:42:22 PM EDT
Damn...........



Tete got to play with those national geo tiddies that night...... you know it!
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 1:43:07 PM EDT
There's brave, then there's stupid.  You guys can debate which that guy is, but I've made my mind up already.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 1:48:56 PM EDT
I guess Tete has never heard about beekeeping.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 1:50:17 PM EDT
i wonder if the next tree over is full of epi pens for the anaphylaxis
 
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 1:50:37 PM EDT
Quoted:
I guess Tete has never heard about beekeeping.



Yup, it's called a Top Bar Hive, many poor countries have implemented the system.

Link Posted: 10/7/2012 1:53:22 PM EDT
Even among his tribe he is a bad ass.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 1:55:48 PM EDT
That honey would stay in that tree forever if they expected me to climb that mother.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 1:57:16 PM EDT
Quoted:
FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!!!!


This. So this!
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 1:58:51 PM EDT
Amd the award goes to: America, by an order of magnitude. Where did I put the 1700 foot radio tower climb video?
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 2:00:27 PM EDT
It's amazing that in 2012 some humans still live like that. Birthplace of civilization my ass.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 2:03:33 PM EDT



Quoted:


That honey would stay in that tree forever if they expected me to climb that mother.


i have an axe and in the rain forest whats one less tree.



 
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 2:03:42 PM EDT



Quoted:


It's amazing that in 2012 some humans still live like that. Birthplace of civilization my ass.


the smart ones got the fuck out.

 
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 2:03:55 PM EDT
My hat's off to him.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 2:04:11 PM EDT
Quoted:
Amd the award goes to: America, by an order of magnitude. Where did I put the 1700 foot radio tower climb video?


Just watching that video made my stomach turn.

Search tower worker on YouTube and you'll get it.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 2:10:41 PM EDT
Quoted:
Quoted:
Amd the award goes to: America, by an order of magnitude. Where did I put the 1700 foot radio tower climb video?


Just watching that video made my stomach turn.

Search tower worker on YouTube and you'll get it.


I think it'd be fun
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 2:15:11 PM EDT



Quoted:


Amd the award goes to: America, by an order of magnitude. Where did I put the 1700 foot radio tower climb video?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A_h2AjJaMw

 
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 2:16:58 PM EDT



Quoted:


FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!!!!


I would quickly die in the jungle.  I can't eat icky stuff.  





 
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 2:20:11 PM EDT
Tete!  
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 2:20:18 PM EDT
Quoted:

Quoted:
FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

I would quickly die in the jungle.  I can't eat icky stuff.  

 



Most people will.

Link Posted: 10/7/2012 2:21:15 PM EDT





Quoted:

It's amazing that in 2012 some humans still live like that. Birthplace of civilization my ass.


the smart ones got the fuck out.



Or were dragged the fuck out so they could have something to complain about for centuries.
 



eta: quote.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 2:21:21 PM EDT
I don't see how that is possible.  I am choosing not to believe it...
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 2:25:43 PM EDT



Quoted:


That honey would stay in that tree forever if they expected me to climb that mother.






The guy's brave, focused, and determined.



Me,  if I wanted honey that bad, well, I'd just fire up the chainsaw and then after gathering up the easy to get honey,  I'd also have a bounty of good

wood to use to build my new mansion.



Think SMART and you don't have to climb tall trees and get stung by bees.



 
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 2:39:33 PM EDT
Quoted:

Quoted:
That honey would stay in that tree forever if they expected me to climb that mother.

i have an axe and in the rain forest whats one less tree.
 


LOL
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 2:41:47 PM EDT
I vote for the camera dude having to hold all that camera equipment and get those shots.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 2:48:25 PM EDT
The tower video makes me want to puke. I wonder how much swaying the tower guys feel. Same for Tete.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 2:50:32 PM EDT



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:

That honey would stay in that tree forever if they expected me to climb that mother.


i have an axe and in the rain forest whats one less tree.

 




LOL


Pssst.....Tete, dude, chop the branch off with that axe you just used to get up there.  Me and the sound guy will say it just broke off when you cut a hand-hold.  Please don't just chop into the hive agai.........oh fuck he's doing it again!!!  Ack!  The stings!  The stings!

 
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 2:57:36 PM EDT
Dude climbs a 40 meter tree barefoot with only a jungle vine to help him. Then after dropping the honey down to his family he sits there getting stung while he carbs up on honey before he descends.





He's a much better man than I'll ever be. Badass.  
 
 
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 3:05:27 PM EDT
If you gave me a year to train and a million dollars, I still don't think I could pull that off.
 
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 3:09:04 PM EDT
ill take my first world problems any day over living in the congo.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 3:13:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 3:16:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 3:20:19 PM EDT
Looks like the Congo needs a Kroger's or Food Lion...



Link Posted: 10/7/2012 3:22:33 PM EDT
Tete is part honey badger.  He's legit.

Me....I get my honey from the farmer's market.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 3:23:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 3:24:05 PM EDT
Complete respect for that guy!
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 3:28:40 PM EDT
Quoted:
I guess Tete has never heard about beekeeping.


Tete has probably heard about his neighbors stealing his shit.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 3:29:10 PM EDT
Quoted:
That honey would stay in that tree forever if they expected me to climb that mother.


I would chop the tree down.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 3:33:08 PM EDT
Quoted:
Imagine if we cut welfare and and all the welfare recipients worked that hard to get a meal....



Never happen.

They'll just rob the guy who has the honey.

Link Posted: 10/7/2012 3:33:51 PM EDT
I am assuming these are the feared African honeybees.

Tete wins the internets.  I doubt he'll ever collect.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 3:39:45 PM EDT
I prefer maple syrup.
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 3:41:25 PM EDT
Tete is all that is man.  Talk about balls= Tete's got em!

Talk about gettin your wife a box of chocolates... fuck that!
Link Posted: 10/7/2012 3:45:01 PM EDT
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
That honey would stay in that tree forever if they expected me to climb that mother.

i have an axe and in the rain forest whats one less tree.
 


LOL

Pssst.....Tete, dude, chop the branch off with that axe you just used to get up there.  Me and the sound guy will say it just broke off when you cut a hand-hold.  Please don't just chop into the hive agai.........oh fuck he's doing it again!!!  Ack!  The stings!  The stings!  


You owe me a keyboard giacutter. That is some funny shit!

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