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8/4/2008 10:22:34 AM EDT
There is a NEW freecreditreport.com commercial!

There is no GOD!!



The ONLY redeeming quality is that the new jingle isn't catchy at all.
8/4/2008 10:25:39 AM EDT
[#1]

Quoted:
There is a NEW freecreditreport.com commercial!

There is no GOD!!



The ONLY redeeming quality is that the new jingle isn't catchy at all.


Just saw it on Discovery a few minutes ago.  It's just catchy enough to get in your head.  
8/4/2008 10:26:38 AM EDT
[#2]
ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!

Oh, wait...
8/4/2008 10:27:29 AM EDT
[#3]
I have never figured out how getting your identity stolen makes you to work at Captain D's.

8/4/2008 10:33:42 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
I have never figured out how getting your identity stolen makes you to work at Captain D's.



Mmmm Captain D's The only down side to eating there is I need like 5 gallons of water to drink to offset the ammount of sodium I'm consuming
8/4/2008 10:41:03 AM EDT
[#5]
I'm looking fly and rollin' phat
8/4/2008 10:44:45 AM EDT
[#6]
I married my dream girl?

Happy bachelor?
8/4/2008 10:46:40 AM EDT
[#7]
link?
8/4/2008 10:54:06 AM EDT
[#8]
Is this the one about living in his girlfriend's parents basement?

I think that's one funny cause if you listen to the last line he says "I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard."


So how long before the Femi-nazis start bitching because FCR is saying if your chick has bad credit dump the bitch to the curb?
8/4/2008 10:55:30 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Is this the one about living in his girlfriend's parents basement?

I think that's one funny cause if you listen to the last line he says "I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard."


So how long before the Femi-nazis start bitching because FCR is saying if your chick has bad credit dump the bitch to the curb?


Yup
8/4/2008 10:57:19 AM EDT
[#10]
No the new one spells out f-r-e-e-c-r-e-d-i-t-r-e-p-o-r-t

I tried to look it up but I could only find the first three...

ETA: I found this...

"If you’re a fan of the three current freecreditreport.com commercials, you’re in luck. There are new spots on the way, and in several new genres, one with a “punkier edge.” And if you’re not a fan, unfortunately they may be tough to escape."

Link
8/4/2008 11:03:07 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!

Oh, wait...


[opera]Call J-G-WENTWORTH! 877-CASH-NOW! 877-CASH-NOW!!!![/opera]
8/4/2008 11:04:22 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Is this the one about living in his girlfriend's parents basement?

I think that's one funny cause if you listen to the last line he says "I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard."


So how long before the Femi-nazis start bitching because FCR is saying if your chick has bad credit dump the bitch to the curb?


Yup

Thats not new, it's been on for a long time. Around here at least.....
8/4/2008 11:05:05 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
I have never figured out how getting your identity stolen makes you to work at Captain D's.



in my town it doesnt cuz our captain d's went out of business and there is a mexican resturaunt there now.  was pretty decent up until about a month and a half ago when it got raided.
8/4/2008 11:33:49 AM EDT
[#14]
Do you people have any ideas of how many calls I've gotten saying "I signed up at freecreditreport.com and now some company called Triple Advantage is billing my card every month, how do I make it stop?".  Good God, I'm an IT guy, why call me?  

So this is my public service announcemnt for the day (well other than telling one guy to read the constitution).

FREE CREDIT REPORT IS NOT, NOT, NOT, NOT FREE.  IF YOU SIGN UP YOU'VE GOT TO CANCEL IT WITHIN A COUPLE OF WEEKS OR THEY START CHARGING YOUR CARD.  READ THE GODDAM  SMALL PRINT, FOOL.

Oh, and DON'T CALL THE IT GUY WHEN YOU FUCK UP AND DON'T READ THE SMALL PRINT!  FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF, MORON.
8/4/2008 12:32:30 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
"If you’re a fan of the three current freecreditreport.com commercials, you’re in luck. There are new spots on the way, and in several new genres, one with a “punkier edge.” And if you’re not a fan, unfortunately they may be tough to escape."

Link


Ok, so in your link they say this:  www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFr3oapzGc8  was the most sexually suggestive ad they've ever seen and they can't believe they got away with it.  Maybe I'm missing something, but that didn't seem sexual at all....

rr
8/4/2008 1:41:27 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
"If you’re a fan of the three current freecreditreport.com commercials, you’re in luck. There are new spots on the way, and in several new genres, one with a “punkier edge.” And if you’re not a fan, unfortunately they may be tough to escape."

Link


Ok, so in your link they say this:  www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFr3oapzGc8  was the most sexually suggestive ad they've ever seen and they can't believe they got away with it.  Maybe I'm missing something, but that didn't seem sexual at all....

rr


I saw that too.
8/4/2008 1:44:22 PM EDT
[#17]
I hate the squealing emo and the singing stoners.
8/4/2008 1:50:38 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
Do you people have any ideas of how many calls I've gotten saying "I signed up at freecreditreport.com and now some company called Triple Advantage is billing my card every month, how do I make it stop?".  Good God, I'm an IT guy, why call me?  

So this is my public service announcemnt for the day (well other than telling one guy to read the constitution).

FREE CREDIT REPORT IS NOT, NOT, NOT, NOT FREE.  IF YOU SIGN UP YOU'VE GOT TO CANCEL IT WITHIN A COUPLE OF WEEKS OR THEY START CHARGING YOUR CARD.  READ THE GODDAM  SMALL PRINT, FOOL.

Oh, and DON'T CALL THE IT GUY WHEN YOU FUCK UP AND DON'T READ THE SMALL PRINT!  FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF, MORON.



The right way to get a free credit report
8/4/2008 1:54:59 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
"If you’re a fan of the three current freecreditreport.com commercials, you’re in luck. There are new spots on the way, and in several new genres, one with a “punkier edge.” And if you’re not a fan, unfortunately they may be tough to escape."

Link


Ok, so in your link they say this:  www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFr3oapzGc8  was the most sexually suggestive ad they've ever seen and they can't believe they got away with it.  Maybe I'm missing something, but that didn't seem sexual at all....

rr


I saw that too.


Me too.  Like an atom bomb, I saw it.
8/4/2008 3:02:57 PM EDT
[#20]
In the one where he gets married and stays in his mom's basement, his woman has a really nice ass!