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Posted: 10/1/2011 4:06:32 PM EST
A few of my coworkers/friends are members of the site here, and after lurking a bit, i have decided to join. they told me you would have all the questions that I would need to answer to pass as a newbie.... they said don't hold back.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:07:29 PM EST
Let me be the first to say
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:08:06 PM EST
Welcome.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:08:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2011 4:09:32 PM EST by MountainMan]
Welcome

PS: TRG will be by shortly to give you a breathalyzer , if you get a TM he'll teach you the secret handshake
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:09:06 PM EST
Welcome .
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:09:06 PM EST
Welcome bro


Pics of wife and/or gf?
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:09:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:09:26 PM EST
Welcome to ARFCOM.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:09:31 PM EST
Howdy
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:09:42 PM EST
Newly Divorced. So nope.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:10:23 PM EST
Originally Posted By ilitorate_author:
Newly Divorced. So nope.


Bad with women, eh? Looks like you'll fit right in. Just gotta pass the NorCalLEO sniff test.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:10:27 PM EST
Is it hard to be ilitorate ? You know being an author and all.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:10:32 PM EST
Waiting for TRG to show up...
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:10:44 PM EST
Welcome.

Some advice based on your username, don't mind the spelling Nazi's, they can't help it.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:11:21 PM EST
In before you seem familiar.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:11:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By TrijiCog:
Is it hard to be ilitorate ? You know being an author and all.


Glad someone got the joke
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:11:34 PM EST
Originally Posted By hooligan223:
Welcome.

Some advice based on your username, don't mind the spelling Nazi's, they can't help it.
I was assuming he did the spelling on purpose.....

Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:11:57 PM EST
Put your big girl panties on, we can be brutal.

But we try to cuddle afterwords.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:12:00 PM EST
Originally Posted By millfire517:
In before you seem familiar.
A lot of that going on lately...

Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:12:12 PM EST
Prepare your anus ? Right guys?
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:12:14 PM EST
Mr.Rick Perry?
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:12:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By millfire517:
In before you seem familiar.


Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:12:31 PM EST
Originally Posted By SgtSwat:
Put your big girl panties on, we can be brutal.

But we try to cuddle afterwords.
And even afterwards....

Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:14:27 PM EST
kcolg30 says...
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:14:57 PM EST
Originally Posted By WhirlyGirl45:
Originally Posted By hooligan223:
Welcome.

Some advice based on your username, don't mind the spelling Nazi's, they can't help it.
I was assuming he did the spelling on purpose.....



wait it's spelled wrong. Damn!
I though this name would give me a good excuse to cover my bad grammar
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:15:11 PM EST


so, you're from Texas... I assume you detest beans in your chili.....?
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:15:33 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:15:40 PM EST
welcome the sickness begins.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:15:44 PM EST
Nudes of ex-wife or GTFO
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:15:58 PM EST
Originally Posted By WhirlyGirl45:
Originally Posted By hooligan223:
Welcome.

Some advice based on your username, don't mind the spelling Nazi's, they can't help it.
I was assuming he did the spelling on purpose.....



Yeah me too. I was just giving him a heads up if it actually fit.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:16:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By SouthEndXGF:


so, you're from Texas... I assume you detest beans in your chili.....?


I'm not from Texas, I just live here.

And no i don't like beans in my chilli
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:16:32 PM EST
Pics of divorced wife?
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:16:57 PM EST
You like beans in your chili, don't you ?
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:17:08 PM EST
Aloha!
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:17:11 PM EST
Hello,

More to follow.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:17:36 PM EST
Howdy...
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:17:52 PM EST
Beans or no beans?

If you answer incorrectly, you will be banned.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:20:02 PM EST
Originally Posted By Capt-Planet:
Pics of divorced wife?


Only pics of her I have are her in the bathtub with my gun and a stuffed dog. But I'm sure you guys wouldn't want to see that.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:21:44 PM EST
Originally Posted By ilitorate_author:
Originally Posted By Capt-Planet:
Pics of divorced wife?


Only pics of her I have are her in the bathtub with my gun and a stuffed dog. But I'm sure you guys wouldn't want to see that.




Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:21:56 PM EST
Originally Posted By ilitorate_author:
Originally Posted By Capt-Planet:
Pics of divorced wife?


Only pics of her I have are her in the bathtub with my gun and a stuffed dog. But I'm sure you guys wouldn't want to see that.





I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:22:15 PM EST
Beans in Chili...........................SMELLS LIKE

Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:25:46 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2011 4:28:31 PM EST by MiloBloom]
Originally Posted By ilitorate_author:
Originally Posted By Capt-Planet:
Pics of divorced wife?


Only pics of her I have are her in the bathtub with my gun and a stuffed dog. But I'm sure you guys wouldn't want to see that.



The dog's "stuffed" with you, isn't it ? ... and NO, we wouldn't !

You take your pool party elsewhere.











Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:29:51 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:31:16 PM EST
Originally Posted By ilitorate_author:
Originally Posted By Capt-Planet:
Pics of divorced wife?


Only pics of her I have are her in the bathtub with my gun and a stuffed dog. But I'm sure you guys wouldn't want to see that.


Here comes the headshot...
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:31:33 PM EST
ilitorate you wil fite in quite well aroond hear!
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:32:28 PM EST
Originally Posted By TacticalMOLONLABE:
ilitorate you wil fite in quite well aroond hear!


Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:33:21 PM EST
Originally Posted By trav1921:
Nudes of ex-wife or GTFO


Rule 1!
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:35:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2011 4:35:40 PM EST by TacticalMOLONLABE]
OP should I buy a 2011 JAGUAR XJ 5.0L
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:36:26 PM EST
Originally Posted By TacticalMOLONLABE:
OP should I buy a 2011 JAGUAR XJ 5.0L


Show me the CarFax?
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:36:57 PM EST
ilitorate, do you prefer 9mm or .45?
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:38:23 PM EST
Originally Posted By BDynamite:
ilitorate, do you prefer 9mm or .45?


9mm
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