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Posted: 12/18/2010 9:07:36 AM EDT
Subject: New IQ
       Question



You are walking along holding an umbrella for your
       wife.   You approach a gate with an obstruction above it made
       of steel.  Choose
       one:

       

a.  
       You should lower the umbrella, close the umbrella, pass the umbrella
       through the gate and open it on the other
       side.

       

b.  
       You should leave the umbrella open and pass it over the top of the
       obstruction and continue on the other
       side.

       

c.  
       You should continue to hold the umbrella in the same position because a
       metal solid will pass through another metal solid unobstructed.  
       It's a law of
       physics.

       

d.  
       You should give the small umbrella to a Secret Service body guard and
       get a larger umbrella on the other side of the gate because the small
       one you are holding is woefully insufficient to cover your wife's huge
       ass.

       

e.  You
       should resign because you are too dumb to hold a public
       office.

Link Posted: 12/18/2010 9:13:44 AM EDT
[#1]
e would be the correct answer.
Link Posted: 12/18/2010 9:20:52 AM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 12/18/2010 9:34:21 AM EDT
[#3]
HA!
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