HOME DEPOT SCAM!!! PLEASE READ!

A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask
you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get
in the back seat.  On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the
front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals
your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th,
20th, & 24th. Also August 1st, 3rd, three times just
yesterday and very likely again this next weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.

New?

Wife would see right through that one.

Nice tip though....

Quoted: New?

For me it was  I'm sure the newness will wear off in a few weeks.

i need that problem  

I needed a good laugh.

Man you had to blow the dust off that joke. Still funny though.

In other news, the federal AW ban expired.

I guess I'm heading to home depot...

I'm so broke they could do that all day long....

So... if you spend all your money at the Home Depot you get a free show?

Could you please be more specific on the location of the Home Depot that these two wicked creatures are preying on poor unaware victims?

Put your wallet in your pants, Problem solved.

Genesis 9:41

"....and as Moses was leaving the Home Depot he was approached by two women...."