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Posted: 11/3/2001 3:49:55 AM EST
The weather was pretty nice yesterday afternoon. Sunny, about mid to upper 70's, so I decided to do some yard work so I could free up my time for the weekend. I had just finished edging and was mowing the lawn when it occurred to me that my neighbor's bush was in desperate need of some trimming and maintenance. Things were really looking overgrown and out of control and I'm sure that I wasn't the only one in the neighborhood that would have noticed it, specially yesterday. See, this broad was walking her dog while wearing a light yellow sun dress, and being the friendly neighbor that I am, I said "hi" and struck up some conversation. Not two words into it, I zeroed in on the peculiar dark patch burning it's outline from her crotch. I could have sworn it was like a muppet screaming at me. I swear that if I were a gecko, I'd have had one eyeball on the beaver and the other on her head. There is just no way she didn't notice that I had stared. I probably should have offered to bring out the Black & Decker and taken a few swipes with it. Her husband must spend alot of time pickin' his teeth. [puke]
Link Posted: 11/3/2001 3:52:15 AM EST
What!! No pics???? [:P]
Link Posted: 11/3/2001 7:00:34 AM EST
Awww Shucks. I thought this was a SteyrAUG neighbor post! [:D]
Link Posted: 11/3/2001 8:21:31 AM EST
you people all have dirty minds [peep]
Link Posted: 11/3/2001 9:03:26 AM EST
Maybe she was showing off her Merkin spirit.
Link Posted: 11/3/2001 9:20:05 AM EST
Link Posted: 11/3/2001 9:27:23 AM EST
chameleon lizards are the ones that have the eyes that can look two different directions at once, geckos are the lizards with the sticky feet that can climb on glass
Link Posted: 11/3/2001 9:34:48 AM EST
A good dose of NAIR will fix your neibors bush.
Link Posted: 11/3/2001 10:00:15 AM EST
Originally Posted By gardenWeasel: Maybe she was showing off her Merkin spirit.
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LMAO! [:D]
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