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Posted: 8/2/2005 10:25:52 AM EDT
I used to work in a pretty cool place. Now management has decided to implement an employee suggestion box. Being the person that I am, I have been stuffing it with suggestions that management does not normally want to hear but need to be dealt with. There is a promise that all suggestions will be evaluated and implemented if they are feasable.

Now, I have run out of ideas. Tell me your best work suggestions fake or real.

So far mine have included the basics:

buy an ice maker (yes we use trays)
increase physical security (before reading the security thread here)
replace the cardboard suggestion box with something nicer... done
eliminate the no guns policy
offer a reading selection in the restroom
ban sushi from the office

My partner in crime has been putting in some of the more colorful ones.

What can you come up with?

Doc

Link Posted: 8/2/2005 10:27:12 AM EDT
Topless Tuesdays!!!
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 10:28:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/2/2005 10:28:35 AM EDT by pattymcn]
Impliment a secert pal program for morale.

Friday ditch the tie day.

Trade places with an employee day [to get the feel for someone else position]

?? Patty
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 10:30:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 10:30:48 AM EDT
Tuesday,Wednesday and Thrusday work week with no more than 8 hour days with 40 hour pay
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 10:31:33 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 10:32:52 AM EDT
Lap Dances?

Seriously though, it always nice to suggest an incentive program. Something that will reward you for just doing your job. All the bigger companies have incentive programs.

Also, stock options are nice.

Cappuccino machines are nice.

How about an AR15.com membership for all your coworkers?
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 10:33:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 10:35:15 AM EDT



next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 10:35:47 AM EDT
Knock the suggestion box off the wall, and insert a note that says, "Get stronger wall anchors for the suggestion box."
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 10:36:28 AM EDT
I got the best suggestion. I should a prize or something:

Can you spell Labor Union?

Suggest a meeting with the Teamsters!
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 10:37:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 11:15:34 AM EDT
Keep them coming. I just got word that some of the things I submitted earlier will be implemented. They are switching vending machine companies, and adding an ice maker.

Now if I can just get the indoor range/bar approved.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 11:20:33 AM EDT
Install shredder marked suggestion box
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 11:30:37 AM EDT
Valet parking

Bring your pet to work day

Snow cones every other thursday
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 11:49:10 AM EDT
Friday is Hawaiian shirt day.
Once a month pot luck luncheon.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 11:52:36 AM EDT
Windows for all employees (whether they look outside or not is irrelevant).

Personal A/Cs.

Company Cars for everyone.

Gas cards for everyone.

No more managment.

Every 4th hour is nap time.

Cots in the employee lounge.

Leather chairs for everyone.

Bring your p0rn star to work day.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 5:18:32 PM EDT
How about No Pants Day?
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 5:20:35 PM EDT
Monthly NFA weapon raffle for employees.



Sheep
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 5:27:27 PM EDT
In order to give you good suggestions, I'd have to scope the place out first(sample the coffe, test the porn capabilities of the comps, etc.).
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 5:54:43 PM EDT
Hammocks

They can buy them in the hammock district down near the pier.


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