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Posted: 5/13/2002 5:15:44 AM EDT
[url]http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/10/in.look.portman/index.html[/url]

Man, with all this fixing, it sounds like they could have used Joan Rivers and she would have come out sexy.  Wish I could get them to come by the house and do up the wife. [:D]
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 6:03:23 AM EDT
[#1]
just dont let her read this marvl.. you wont live to see your next birthday.
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 7:04:47 AM EDT
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[url]Wish I could get them to come by the house and do up the wife. [:D]
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I'm sure SOMEBODY would be willing to "do up your wife"!  [devil]
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 7:16:33 AM EDT
[#3]
Now guys, be nice. [;)]
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 7:32:44 AM EDT
[#4]
I think Miss Portman needs me to give her a much needed "protien injection", then she'll be good as gold.[sex]

BrenLover
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 7:39:43 AM EDT
[#5]
Remember when she came out and said that no one should be allowed to own letalone hold a gun?

[img]http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020418/181559__spidervswars_l.jpg[/img]

Funny how the tempo changes when it is tied to HER JOB! B***h.

Hollywood, the land of double standards. One for us and one for them.
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 7:40:37 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/13/2002 7:43:11 AM EDT
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Didn't know she was an anti. For that she'll also recieve my patented protien based rinkle remover all over her face.[smoke]

BrenLover
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 7:43:46 AM EDT
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Remember when she came out and said that no one should be allowed to own letalone hold a gun?

[img]http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020418/181559__spidervswars_l.jpg[/img]

Funny how the tempo changes when it is tied to HER JOB! B***h.



Hollywood, the land of double standards. One for us and one for them.
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When and where did she say that?
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 7:50:18 AM EDT
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When she was on her 15 minutes of fame doing the talk show circuit after the abomination of what was called Episode I AKA “The attack of the Jar-Jar-Sux”
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 8:07:45 AM EDT
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Who watches those stupid movies anyways?  The majority of them are 30 something dorks that have enough extra time in their lives to wait over a week in line too watch a dumb movie about spaceships.  Heck, if I want too watch something on spaceships I'll turn to the Sci-Fi channel.
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 8:27:27 AM EDT
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Who watches those stupid movies anyways?  The majority of them are 30 something dorks that have enough extra time in their lives to wait over a week in line too watch a dumb movie about spaceships.  Heck, if I want too watch something on spaceships I'll turn to the Sci-Fi channel.
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Hey! I highly resemble those remarks! [;)]
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 8:55:42 AM EDT
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When she was on her 15 minutes of fame doing the talk show circuit after the abomination of what was called Episode I AKA “The attack of the Jar-Jar-Sux”
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i like jar-jar
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 9:21:29 AM EDT
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Remember when she came out and said that no one should be allowed to own letalone hold a gun?

[img]http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020418/181559__spidervswars_l.jpg[/img]

Funny how the tempo changes when it is tied to HER JOB! B***h.

Hollywood, the land of double standards. One for us and one for them.
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Is this the same Natile Portman that was in that shot'em up bang-bang movie called the Professional? LMAO!
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 10:00:14 AM EDT
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Didn't know she was an anti. For that she'll also recieve my patented protien based rinkle remover all over her face.[smoke]

BrenLover
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Sorry about your luck. She's one of those weird vegetarians too. I'd bet she doesn't eat "Beef".
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 10:03:03 AM EDT
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Who watches those stupid movies anyways?  The majority of them are 30 something dorks that have enough extra time in their lives to wait over a week in line too watch a dumb movie about spaceships.  
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damn if i was only 10 years older id resemble that
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 12:13:34 PM EDT
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She is hot... But, I don't doubt those statements, she attends Harvard.

I too don't "get" some of the Star Wars fans... Sitting in giant line for something that is going to be in a theater for a month+ is a bit extreem.

When I went and saw the Phantom Mence there were people running around fighting with lightsabers... These were grown adults. It was pittiful.
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 1:50:19 PM EDT
[#17]
Yes, she was in "The Professional" and YES she is a rabid anti-gun crack-snapper.
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 2:20:26 PM EDT
[#18]
Who cares, she's hot.  I'd give up my guns just to go out with her... [:I]
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 3:15:39 PM EDT
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I heard a while back that she had to do her two years with the IDF to keep here Israeli citizenship. Is that true ? Instead did some recruiting video .
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 4:07:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/13/2002 4:12:29 PM EDT
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Who cares, she's hot.  I'd give up my guns just to go out with her... [:I]
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Your thinking with the wrong head there dude!
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 6:24:24 PM EDT
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Who cares, she's hot.  I'd give up my guns just to go out with her... [:I]
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Womenz should be fvcked, not heard. Wait a sec, I mixed that up with the one about children being seen. Sorry.
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