Toddler Twins Go on Rampage, Shed Clothes

PARIS (Reuters) - Two three-year-old twin boys who disappeared from home then reappeared hours later without their clothes had been off wreaking havoc in a neighbor's empty house, French newspapers reported on Thursday.

Police initially feared an abduction by a pedophile when the missing boys were discovered late in the evening walking through their home town of Deols, western France, stark naked and holding a bedside lamp.

But a call from a neighbor to report a suspected burglary revealed the boys had broken into a nearby house and gone berserk, emptying out drawers, bouncing on beds, scribbling on walls and gobbling up orange-flavored vitamin pills.

The twins discarded their clothes after getting covered in shampoo and toothpaste after a rampage through the bathroom, squeezing out bottles and tubes.

They grabbed a bedside light and took it away with them thinking it would help them find their way home in the dark.

The boys' parents will compensate the house owners, daily Liberation said. It did not say how they would punish the twins.

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"you two get a time out until you both learn how to surrender"

French are terrorists.

I bet those kids aren't really French, they must be adopted.
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Those kids act exactly like adult French.
I'm sure they aren't adopted.

What sort of sicko would adopt a French kid, anyway?

CJ

The French Army could use these kids as a spec ops force!

They will probably get medals for doing exactly as they were taught.

Pablum eating surrender monkeys

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