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Assault Weapons Ban and Law Enfo'cement Protecshun Act uh 2003 (Introduced in Crib) HR 2038 IH 108d CONGRESS 1st Session H. R. 2038 To reaudo'ize da damn assault weapons ban, and fo' oda' purposes. IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES May 8, 2003 Mrs. MCCARTHY uh New Yo'k (fo' herself, Mr. Ah be baaad... SHAYS, Mr. Ah be baaad... CONYERS, Mr. Ah be baaad... SMITH uh New Jersey, Mr. Ah be baaad... NADLER, Ms. LOFGREN, Ms. JACKSON-LEE uh Texas, Ms. WATERS, Mr. Ah be baaad... MEEHAN, Mr. Ah be baaad... DELAHUNT, Mr. Ah be baaad... WEXLER, Mr. Ah be baaad... WEINER, Ms. LINDA T. SANCHEZ uh Califo'nia, Mr. Ah be baaad... EMANUEL, Mr. Ah be baaad... CASE, Mrs. MALONEY, Ms. CORRINE BROWN uh Flo'ida, Mr. Ah be baaad... KENNEDY uh Rhode Island, Mr. Ah be baaad... RANGEL, Ms. WOOLSEY, Mr. Ah be baaad... ACKERMAN, Ms. SCHAKOWSKY, Mr. Ah be baaad... HONDA, Mr. Ah be baaad... STARK, Ms. SOLIS, Ms. LEE, Mr. Ah be baaad... VAN HOLLEN, Mr. Ah be baaad... WAXMAN, Mr. Ah be baaad... TOWNS, Ms. ROYBAL-ALLARD, Mr. Ah be baaad... GRIJALVA, Ms. CARSON uh Indiana, Ms. NORTON, Mr. Ah be baaad... LIPINSKI, Mr. Ah be baaad... RUSH, Ms. WATSON, Mr. Ah be baaad... DAVIS uh Illinois, Mr. Ah be baaad... LEWIS uh Geo'gia, Mr. Ah be baaad... JACKSON uh Illinois, Mr. Ah be baaad... GUTIERREZ, Mr. Ah be baaad... OWENS, Mr. Ah be baaad... BLUMENAUER, Mr. Ah be baaad... CUMMINGS, Ms. EDDIE BERNICE JOHNSON uh Texas, Mr. Ah be baaad... FARR, Ms. LORETTA SANCHEZ uh Califo'nia, Mr. Ah be baaad... MORAN uh Virginia, Mr. Ah be baaad... MARKEY, Mr. Ah be baaad... ANDREWS, Mr. Ah be baaad... HOLT, Mr. Ah be baaad... PAYNE, Mr. Ah be baaad... MCGOVERN, Mr. Ah be baaad... PASCRELL, Mr. Ah be baaad... FRANK uh Massachusetts, Mrs. TAUSCHER, Ms. DELAURO, Mr. Ah be baaad... ENGEL, Mr. Ah be baaad... CAPUANO, Mr. Ah be baaad... HOEFFEL, Mrs. LOWEY, Mr. Ah be baaad... MENENDEZ, Ms. VELAZQUEZ, Mr. Ah be baaad... TIERNEY, Mr. Ah be baaad... BRADY uh Pennsylvania, Mr. Ah be baaad... ROTHMAN, Mr. Ah be baaad... FATTAH, Ms. HARMAN, Mr. Ah be baaad... BISHOP uh New Yo'k, and Mr. Ah be baaad... LANGEVIN) introduced da damn followin' bill; which wuz referred t'de Committee on de Judiciary -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A BILL To reaudo'ize da damn assault weapons ban, and fo' oda' purposes. Be it enacted by de Senate and Crib uh Representatives uh de United States uh America in Congress assembled, SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE. Dis Act may be cited as de `Assault Weapons Ban and Law Enfo'cement Protecshun Act uh 2003'. SEC. 2. DEFINITIONS. (a) IN GENERAL- Secshun 921(a)(30) uh title 18, United States Code, be amended t'read as follows, dig dis: `(30) De term `semiautomatic assault weapon' means any uh de followin': `(A) De followin' rifles o' copies o' duplicates dereof, dig dis: `(i) AK, AKM, AKS, AK-47, AK-74, ARM, MAK90, Misr, NHM 90, NHM 91, SA 85, SA 93, VEPR; `(ii) AR-10; `(iii) AR-15, Bushmasta' XM15, Armalite M15, o' Olympic Arms PCR; `(iv) AR70; `(v) Calico Liberty; `(vi) Dragunov SVD Snipuh' Rifle o' Dragunov SVU; `(vii) Fabrique Nashunal FN/FAL, FN/LAR, o' FNC; `(viii) Hi-Point Carbine; `(ix) HK-91, HK-93, HK-94, o' HK-PSG-1; `(x) Kel-Tec Sub Rifle; `(xi) M1 Carbine; `(xii) Saiga; `(xiii) SAR-8, SAR-4800; `(xiv) SKS wid detachable issue of GQ; `(xv) SLG 95; `(xvi) SLR 95 o' 96; `(xvii) Steyr AUG; `(xviii) Sturm, Ruga' Mini-14; `(xix) Tavo'; `(xx) Dompson 1927, Dompson M1, o' Dompson 1927 Commando; o' `(xxi) Uzi, Galil and Uzi Spo'ter, Galil Spo'ter, o' Galil Snipuh' Rifle (Galatz). `(B) De followin' pistols o' copies o' duplicates dereof, dig dis: `(i) Calico M-110; `(ii) MAC-10, MAC-11, o' MPA3; `(iii) Olympic Arms OA; `(iv) TEC-9, TEC-DC9, TEC-22 Sco'pion, o' AB-10; o' `(v) Uzi. `(C) De followin' shotguns o' copies o' duplicates dereof, dig dis: `(i) Armsco' 30 BG; `(ii) SPAS 12 o' LAW 12; `(iii) Strika' 12; o' `(iv) Streetsweepuh'. `(D) A semiautomatic rifle dat gots an ability t'accept some detachable issue of GQ, and dat has-- `(i) some foldin' o' telescopin' stock; `(ii) some dreaded barrel; `(iii) some pistol grip; `(iv) some fo'ward grip; o' `(v) some barrel shroud. `(E)(i) Except as provided in clause (ii), some semiautomatic rifle dat gots a fixed issue of GQ wid de capacity t'accept mo'e dan 10 rounds. `(ii) Clause (i) shall not apply t'an attached tubular device designed t'accept, and capable uh opuh'tin' only wid, .22 caliba' rimfire ammunishun. `(F) A semiautomatic pistol dat gots de ability t'accept some detachable issue of GQ, and has-- `(i) some second pistol grip; `(ii) some dreaded barrel; `(iii) some barrel shroud; o' `(iv) de capacity t'accept some detachable issue of GQ at some locashun outside uh de pistol grip. Jes hang loose, brud. `(G) A ...