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Posted: 6/21/2001 6:50:08 PM EDT

[img]mcuzi.com/pics/mcuzinigger01.jpg[/img]

Posted: 6/21/2001 6:54:38 PM EDT

[#1]

Wow, man. I'm really stoned. This is good weed. Check out the eclipse.

Posted: 6/21/2001 6:56:07 PM EDT

[#2]

"Can you see me?"

Posted: 6/21/2001 6:57:01 PM EDT

[#3]

"Hey! I can see your boobs!"

Posted: 6/21/2001 6:59:35 PM EDT

[#4]

"Yep! These X-ray vision glasses should start working any second now!"

Dayton

Posted: 6/21/2001 7:00:28 PM EDT

[#5]

Hey. I saw this on Matt Drudge's page today. Angola bought millions of sunglasses for it's citizens for the eclipse today.

(forget about running water, vaccines, food, medicine, etc... -- get the people SUNGLASSES!)

Posted: 6/21/2001 7:05:04 PM EDT

[#6]

Hey, I didn't know Miss Cleo was a smoker.

"Call me now for your free readin"

Posted: 6/21/2001 7:10:35 PM EDT

[#7]

chuga, chuga, chuga, chuga

toot, toot

I think I can, I think I can

Posted: 6/21/2001 7:30:10 PM EDT

[#8]

WOW, I was wondering what happened to grace jones !!!
[x]

Posted: 6/21/2001 7:30:11 PM EDT

[#9]

UN Bulletin: We've learned many lessons from the unfortunate "condom incident." Foremost is education. This time we showed the people how to wear the glasses.

Posted: 6/21/2001 7:41:01 PM EDT

[#10]

McUZI's new girlfriend...

Posted: 6/21/2001 8:04:29 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
McUZI's new girlfriend...

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....And we have a winner

Posted: 6/21/2001 8:42:38 PM EDT

[#12]

"'Sup, fool... You betta recunnize!"

Posted: 6/21/2001 8:47:01 PM EDT

[#13]

[i]"Sadly, for Whoppi Goldberg, there is no cure for glaucoma."[/i]

Posted: 6/21/2001 8:50:12 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
[img]mcuzi.com/pics/mcuzinigger01.jpg[/img]

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RBAD looking in the mirror: Whoop Whoop Dis be some bad ass shit.

Posted: 6/21/2001 9:03:39 PM EDT

[#15]

Yup, that IS ms. Cleo, and she told me about that day at the range:

"DAMN it mon, dat Mcgrowin' grass be sellin' som boom ass weed! Me didn have enuff money af-ter buyin' me a big ole sack of it ta get some fine shootin' glasses, but deez an some cotton in me ears be workin' jus dandy! Hey, who be puttin' two udder targets out in me field!"

Posted: 6/21/2001 9:06:38 PM EDT

[#16]

Dont worry, Be Happy!

Posted: 6/21/2001 9:29:47 PM EDT

[#17]

This has got to be the $10,000 winner:

Quoted:
[i]"Sadly, for Whoppi Goldberg, there is no cure for glaucoma."[/i]

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Posted: 6/21/2001 9:46:31 PM EDT

[#18]

[img]mcuzi.com/pics/mcuzinigger01.jpg[/img]

"As soon as I'm done puffin this blunt I'm going to take these glasses off and go find that racist bastard McUzi that the Black Panthers keep telling me about and open up a can
a'whoop ass on em'"

Posted: 6/21/2001 9:52:38 PM EDT

[#19]

or....

"Who da F#@k turned da damn lights off?"

or...
"Anybody see my weed? I can't find my damn weed...!!!"

or....
"The guy at the 7-11 told me that everything would be in 3D if I put these glasses on...."

or...
"Damn this is a good disguise I bet no one even knows I'm Whoopie Goldberg..."

or...
"These new glasses are cool! I wonder what my Uncle will get me for my 17th birthday?"

Posted: 6/21/2001 9:58:21 PM EDT

[#20]

How about this one.....
"I know the doctor told me I shouldn't smoke since I'm seven months pregnant but damn this is good $#!T!"

Posted: 6/22/2001 12:02:25 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
[i]"Sadly, for Whoppi Goldberg, there is no cure for glaucoma."[/i]

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[b]AND... The Winner is:

[red]"Sadly, for Whoppi Goldberg, there is no cure for glaucoma."[/red][/b]

(you can also substitute: Oprah Winfrey)

BTW - Here is mine:

"The Apple Grove, NJ D.A.R.E. officer dons her x-ray glasses before lecturing to the students."

(inside joke -- only Tony Soprano and his "posse" would understand)