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Posted: 6/21/2001 6:50:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/21/2001 6:54:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/21/2001 6:52:09 PM EDT by LARRYG]
Wow, man. I'm really stoned. This is good weed. Check out the eclipse.
Link Posted: 6/21/2001 6:56:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/21/2001 6:59:35 PM EDT
"Yep! These X-ray vision glasses should start working any second now!" Dayton
Link Posted: 6/21/2001 7:00:28 PM EDT
Hey. I saw this on Matt Drudge's page today. Angola bought millions of sunglasses for it's citizens for the eclipse today. (forget about running water, vaccines, food, medicine, etc... -- get the people SUNGLASSES!)
Link Posted: 6/21/2001 7:05:04 PM EDT
Hey, I didn't know Miss Cleo was a smoker. "Call me now for your free readin"
Link Posted: 6/21/2001 7:10:35 PM EDT
chuga, chuga, chuga, chuga toot, toot I think I can, I think I can
Link Posted: 6/21/2001 7:30:10 PM EDT
WOW, I was wondering what happened to grace jones !!! [x]
Link Posted: 6/21/2001 7:30:11 PM EDT
UN Bulletin: We've learned many lessons from the unfortunate "condom incident." Foremost is education. This time we showed the people how to wear the glasses.
Link Posted: 6/21/2001 7:41:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/21/2001 8:04:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Paul: McUZI's new girlfriend...
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....And we have a winner
Link Posted: 6/21/2001 8:42:38 PM EDT
"'Sup, fool... You betta recunnize!"
Link Posted: 6/21/2001 8:47:01 PM EDT
[i]"Sadly, for Whoppi Goldberg, there is no cure for glaucoma."[/i]
Link Posted: 6/21/2001 8:50:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RBAD: [img]mcuzi.com/pics/mcuzinigger01.jpg[/img]
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RBAD looking in the mirror: Whoop Whoop Dis be some bad ass shit.
Link Posted: 6/21/2001 9:03:39 PM EDT
Yup, that IS ms. Cleo, and she told me about that day at the range: "DAMN it mon, dat Mcgrowin' grass be sellin' som boom ass weed! Me didn have enuff money af-ter buyin' me a big ole sack of it ta get some fine shootin' glasses, but deez an some cotton in me ears be workin' jus dandy! Hey, who be puttin' two udder targets out in me field!"
Link Posted: 6/21/2001 9:06:38 PM EDT
Dont worry, Be Happy!
Link Posted: 6/21/2001 9:29:47 PM EDT
This has got to be the $10,000 winner:
Originally Posted By M15A2: [i]"Sadly, for Whoppi Goldberg, there is no cure for glaucoma."[/i]
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Link Posted: 6/21/2001 9:46:31 PM EDT
[img]mcuzi.com/pics/mcuzinigger01.jpg[/img] "As soon as I'm done puffin this blunt I'm going to take these glasses off and go find that racist bastard McUzi that the Black Panthers keep telling me about and open up a can a'whoop ass on em'"
Link Posted: 6/21/2001 9:52:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/21/2001 9:51:19 PM EDT by Beagles747]
or.... "Who da F#@k turned da damn lights off?" or... "Anybody see my weed? I can't find my damn weed...!!!" or.... "The guy at the 7-11 told me that everything would be in 3D if I put these glasses on...." or... "Damn this is a good disguise I bet no one even knows I'm Whoopie Goldberg..." or... "These new glasses are cool! I wonder what my Uncle will get me for my 17th birthday?"
Link Posted: 6/21/2001 9:58:21 PM EDT
How about this one..... "I know the doctor told me I shouldn't smoke since I'm seven months pregnant but damn this is good $#!T!"
Link Posted: 6/22/2001 12:02:25 AM EDT
Originally Posted By M15A2: [i]"Sadly, for Whoppi Goldberg, there is no cure for glaucoma."[/i]
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[b]AND... The Winner is: [red]"Sadly, for Whoppi Goldberg, there is no cure for glaucoma."[/red][/b] (you can also substitute: Oprah Winfrey) BTW - Here is mine: "The Apple Grove, NJ D.A.R.E. officer dons her x-ray glasses before lecturing to the students." (inside joke -- only Tony Soprano and his "posse" would understand)
Link Posted: 6/22/2001 6:40:27 AM EDT
[size=2]These glasses will only make it APPEAR as if the bullet is coming towards me![/size=2]
Link Posted: 6/22/2001 10:14:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/22/2001 10:12:11 AM EDT by flatapple]
Oh, Mon...dis Bob Marley does look gooood with dis here 3D & da weeeed!!!
Link Posted: 6/22/2001 10:21:31 AM EDT
Thank You, Thank You! Make checks payable to...
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