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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:20:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/21/2005 11:51:31 AM EDT by BenDover]
We have next to no women who work at our company. For the most part, it's a bunch of nerdy guys sitting around talking trash. Lately though, one of the very few women who works at our firm has stopped working out of the customer site and started working at corporate.

She's actually fairly hot. I'd give her a 8.3 based on a hotornot.com scale), with some massive, massive chest pets. Married and all that, but it's still a nice change of pace.

So... somehow or another today the topic of conversation got onto life's most embarassing moments, and specifically, have you ever crapped your pants in public.

She not only sharted herself at work, she admitted doing it and gave the details all the way down to peeling off her drawers in the restroom afterwards.

How cool is that?
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:21:44 AM EDT
Pics?
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:24:00 AM EDT
I knew the question was coming, so I was rooting through some old company photo archives to see if I had any of her.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:24:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/21/2005 11:24:28 AM EDT by Admiral_Crunch]


would be my reaction.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:24:11 AM EDT
I dont know that I can agree with you on that.....
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:24:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JarheadChiro:
Pics?



Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:24:46 AM EDT
I know I respected myself a whole lot more when I shat myself driving home a couple years ago.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:25:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/21/2005 11:25:38 AM EDT by Alien]
Women are just as disgusting/detailed/sharing of information like that as guys. They just don't share it with guys routinely.


Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I know I respected myself a whole lot more when I shat myself driving home a couple years ago.



Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:25:14 AM EDT
Classy.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:25:49 AM EDT
I thought it was funny as all getout.

Attractive girl admitting to such a thing.

Of course, my twisted sense of cynical humor is rooted in irony like that.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:26:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/21/2005 11:28:19 AM EDT by garandman]

Originally Posted By BenDover:

She not only sharted herself at work, she admitted doing it and gave the details all the way down to peeling off her drawers in the restroom afterwards.





How / why does one crap themselves...at work???

One of my life goals is to never again, since having turned two years old, ever again have need of a diaper.

I've heard of drunk people crapping themselves...but at work??

Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:27:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:
www2.newnanutilities.org/~ewhitley1/postpics/tmi-hobbes.jpg

would be my reaction.



Yep.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:29:00 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:29:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By garandman:

Originally Posted By BenDover:

She not only sharted herself at work, she admitted doing it and gave the details all the way down to peeling off her drawers in the restroom afterwards.





How / why does one crap themselves...at work???

One of my life goals is to never again, since having turned two years old, even again have need of a diaper.

I've heard of drunk people crapping themselves...but at work??




She said she felt a little fart coming on, and by the time she realized the full extent of the damage, it was too late to adjust the velocity.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:30:36 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:31:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BenDover:
She said she felt a little fart coming on, and by the time she realized the full extent of the damage, it was too late to adjust the velocity.



OK, then....I never let 'em fly till I'm sure.

Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:33:13 AM EDT
As my wise uncle once told me "you have never really been drunk until you shit the bed".

Thanks uncle Curtis!
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:33:22 AM EDT
So your respect for this woman increased when she explained how she pooped her pants.

You certainly seem to be very easily impressed.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:34:50 AM EDT
scat fetishist?
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:35:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/21/2005 11:56:59 AM EDT by BenDover]
removed pic due to security concerns
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:37:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BenDover:
Got pics... I uploaded it to hotornot. This was in the server room on one of our security cams.

pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HZ/NY/KS/ERR8KYRPYAPW.jpg

She had her hair dyed black here. She's a natural blonde.



Did you use "crapped my pants" as a keyword?
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:38:33 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:40:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BenDover:
We have next to no women who work at our company. For the most part, it's a bunch of nerdy guys sitting around talking trash. Lately though, one of the very few women who works at our firm has stopped working out of the customer site and started working at corporate.

She's actually fairly hot. I'd give her a 8.3 based on a hotornot.com scale), with some massive, massive chest pets. Married and all that, but it's still a nice change of pace.

So... somehow or another today the topic of conversation got onto life's most embarassing moments, and specifically, have you ever crapped your pants in public.

She not only sharted herself at work, she admitted doing it and gave the details all the way down to peeling off her drawers in the restroom afterwards.

How cool is that?





hhhmm, take a stab at some stats? full description, etc
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:40:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/21/2005 11:40:44 AM EDT by macman37]
I finally get an answer to my age-old question: Should farts have lumps?

Answer: >perhaps<
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:40:46 AM EDT
She needs one of these.


Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:40:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BenDover:
Got pics... I uploaded it to hotornot. This was in the server room on one of our security cams.

pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HZ/NY/KS/ERR8KYRPYAPW.jpg

She had her hair dyed black here. She's a natural blonde.




8.3 on the hot or not scale? You are a bunch of nerdy guys.

Still, she's hittable.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:41:11 AM EDT
When she got to the peeling off the panties part in the stall, you could have heard a pin drop with all the nerds sitting around her in dumbfounded silence.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:41:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By five2one:

Originally Posted By BenDover:
Got pics... I uploaded it to hotornot. This was in the server room on one of our security cams.

pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HZ/NY/KS/ERR8KYRPYAPW.jpg

She had her hair dyed black here. She's a natural blonde.




8.3 on the hot or not scale? You are a bunch of nerdy guys.

Still, she's hittable.



I said by the hotornot scale.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:42:13 AM EDT
I could care less about the poo talk. But I was really looking foward to those "massive massive chest pets". But unless these got those puppies strapped in there tight enough to cause the "Big Bang", then I would only rate those things as "very nice indeed". Now I'm bummed. I feel unsatisfied and am in need of seeing some real massive chest pets.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:43:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By criley:
So your respect for this woman increased when she explained how she pooped her pants.

You certainly seem to be very easily impressed.



I agree, if anything I wouldnt admitt it. not something to be proud of
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:44:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/21/2005 11:45:00 AM EDT by LoginName]

Originally Posted By BenDover:
... down to peeling off her drawers in the restroom afterwards.

How cool is that?



It would have been cooler if she had put them up for bid on Ebay.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:52:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DOW:






You owe me a new keyboard.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 12:07:47 PM EDT
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