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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:20:42 AM EDT
We have next to no women who work at our company. For the most part, it's a bunch of nerdy guys sitting around talking trash. Lately though, one of the very few women who works at our firm has stopped working out of the customer site and started working at corporate.
She's actually fairly hot. I'd give her a 8.3 based on a hotornot.com scale), with some massive, massive chest pets. Married and all that, but it's still a nice change of pace. So... somehow or another today the topic of conversation got onto life's most embarassing moments, and specifically, have you ever crapped your pants in public. She not only sharted herself at work, she admitted doing it and gave the details all the way down to peeling off her drawers in the restroom afterwards. How cool is that?   |
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:21:44 AM EDT
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Pics?
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:24:00 AM EDT
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I knew the question was coming, so I was rooting through some old company photo archives to see if I had any of her.
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:24:00 AM EDT
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 would be my reaction. 
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:24:11 AM EDT
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I dont know that I can agree with you on that.....
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:24:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:24:46 AM EDT
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I know I respected myself a whole lot more when I shat myself driving home a couple years ago.
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:25:00 AM EDT
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Women are just as disgusting/detailed/sharing of information like that as guys. They just don't share it with guys routinely.
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:25:14 AM EDT
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Classy.
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:25:49 AM EDT
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I thought it was funny as all getout.
Attractive girl admitting to such a thing. Of course, my twisted sense of cynical humor is rooted in irony like that. |
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:26:00 AM EDT
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How / why does one crap themselves...at work??? One of my life goals is to never again, since having turned two years old, ever again have need of a diaper. I've heard of drunk people crapping themselves...but at work?? |
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:27:08 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:29:00 AM EDT
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We obviously have a non-divergent "cool scale."  I think her "chest pets" are VERY cool--just by the description. 
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:29:06 AM EDT
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She said she felt a little fart coming on, and by the time she realized the full extent of the damage, it was too late to adjust the velocity. |
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:30:36 AM EDT
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"I thought it was just a fart"?? <shrug> 
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:31:53 AM EDT
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OK, then....I never let 'em fly till I'm sure. |
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:33:13 AM EDT
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As my wise uncle once told me "you have never really been drunk until you shit the bed".
Thanks uncle Curtis! |
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:33:22 AM EDT
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So your respect for this woman increased when she explained how she pooped her pants.
You certainly seem to be very easily impressed. |
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:34:50 AM EDT
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scat fetishist?
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:35:52 AM EDT
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removed pic due to security concerns
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:37:59 AM EDT
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Did you use "crapped my pants" as a keyword? 
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:38:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:40:05 AM EDT
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hhhmm, take a stab at some stats? full description, etc |
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:40:24 AM EDT
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I finally get an answer to my age-old question: Should farts have lumps?
Answer: >perhaps< |
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:40:46 AM EDT
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She needs one of these.
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:40:52 AM EDT
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8.3 on the hot or not scale? You are a bunch of nerdy guys. Still, she's hittable. 
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:41:11 AM EDT
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When she got to the peeling off the panties part in the stall, you could have heard a pin drop with all the nerds sitting around her in dumbfounded silence.
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:41:43 AM EDT
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I said by the hotornot scale. |
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:42:13 AM EDT
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I could care less about the poo talk. But I was really looking foward to those "massive massive chest pets". But unless these got those puppies strapped in there tight enough to cause the "Big Bang", then I would only rate those things as "very nice indeed". Now I'm bummed. I feel unsatisfied and am in need of seeing some real massive chest pets.
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:43:40 AM EDT
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I agree, if anything I wouldnt admitt it. not something to be proud of
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:44:03 AM EDT
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It would have been cooler if she had put them up for bid on Ebay. |
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:52:46 AM EDT
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 You owe me a new keyboard.
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Posted: 9/21/2005 12:07:47 PM EDT
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