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Posted: 9/19/2005 5:04:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2005 5:08:41 PM EDT by Gregory_A]
According to the African Name Generator Unshackle yourselves !


Enter below the white man's label from which you wish to unshackle yourself and a true name for our brothers and sisters shall be granted to you.





Throw away the white man's name of:
Greg
From this day forward, you shall be known by all your brothers and sisters as:
Shakwan



I think this site might be full of shit,I plugged my name in again and got:


Throw away the white man's name of:
Greg
From this day forward, you shall be known by all your brothers and sisters as:
Zuwarah



I think I am ethnically confuzzled now.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:06:12 PM EDT
Zuwadza dawg

I added the dawg part
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:07:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2005 5:08:08 PM EDT by lu380]
Funny stuff! It's old, but still funny.

ETA: My name is BUCKWHEAT.

Last time it was HUGGY BEAR.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:07:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2005 5:09:14 PM EDT by CJan_NH]
Hmmm.....

Old name: Chris

From this day forward, you shall be known by all your brothers and sisters as:

Buckwheat

WTF?

ETA: I tried it again, and my new name is: Kwennoir

That's better-I guess
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:08:23 PM EDT
Call me Brother Shawasha...dig?
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:08:26 PM EDT


... betty

Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:08:36 PM EDT
Mahamid

Aviator
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:10:03 PM EDT
Zaghawa

Wow...I feel unshackled already!



HH
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:10:30 PM EDT
SHAFT.....now whos your daddy?
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:12:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:14:43 PM EDT
I plugged in the 'word that shall not be mentioned',and got 'Huggy Bear'...LMAO!
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:15:02 PM EDT
Jesse Jackson=Kwennoir

Louis Farrakhan=Cinque

Asshole=Shausha

Cum Gargeler=Kwennoir

Mall Ninja=Sheetswa
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:15:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HoustonHusker:
Zaghawa

Wow...I feel unshackled already!



HH



Ain't it great brotha Zaghawa ? Now where the fuck are my entitlements ?
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:16:50 PM EDT
My first name got me "Buckwheat"!

Stealth got me "Huggy Bear".



Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:17:01 PM EDT
Mahamid
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:17:22 PM EDT
I got 'Tyrone'.................
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:18:35 PM EDT
Just call me "SHAFT"!

And I'm married to Buckwheat!
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:18:35 PM EDT
I got Shekwa
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:22:33 PM EDT
If I took the name "Shuakhwe," I'd have to kick my own ass.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:23:36 PM EDT
You may call me TIM!



GM
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:24:49 PM EDT
Raheem[
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:26:32 PM EDT
I'm Sambo!
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:27:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By goodmedicine:
You may call me TIM!

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GM



You know much that is hidden, Oh Tim.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:28:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Aviator:
Mahamid

Aviator




That's my name too!



From this day forward, you shall be known by all your brothers and sisters as:
Mahamid


Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:34:51 PM EDT
Full name:Shebelle
Shortened name:Shawasha
Turd Burgler = Shausha
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:40:40 PM EDT
Raheem is in da hizzle!
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:42:45 PM EDT

I be called "Cinque"

Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:46:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2005 5:47:03 PM EDT by FedGunner]
Throw away the white man's name of:


FedGunner


From this day forward, you shall be known by all your brothers and sisters as:



Kwennoir


Ok... now where are my "reparations"?
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:48:29 PM EDT
Throw away the white man's name of:
netwt12
From this day forward, you shall be known by all your brothers and sisters as:
Raheem
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:50:56 PM EDT
I am now Slappy.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:52:00 PM EDT
Shaft.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:54:38 PM EDT
Damn, I got stuck with "BUCKWHEAT"...........can I start singing "looking por nub in awl da wawng pwaces"
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:56:33 PM EDT
I am Zuwadza and your whiteness sickitates me.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:57:24 PM EDT
Zuwarah

Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:57:52 PM EDT
Throw away the white man's name of:
mfume
From this day forward, you shall be known by all your brothers and sisters as:
Raheem


LOL it even hates other African names.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 5:58:41 PM EDT
I am now called Leroy the Looter
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 6:09:09 PM EDT
Das Racis yo.


Link Posted: 9/20/2005 6:01:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
Call me Brother Shawasha...dig?




hey, I'M Shawasha, beyotch!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 6:05:46 AM EDT
Zuwarah
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 6:14:03 AM EDT

When my kids are being a PITA I call them Shithead (I pronounce it - Shuh-thee-id).

As in, "Hey Shuh-thee-id, get back here and clean up these dishes! Don't act like you didn't hear your mother."

They haven't caught on yet.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 6:17:56 AM EDT
Call me Cinque or I'll bust a cap in your ass.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 6:22:16 AM EDT
And from the mouth of Shausha, "Where da white women at?".

Link Posted: 9/20/2005 6:29:10 AM EDT
The FBI could use this.

The LA Looter's name was Shebelle.
The Heineken Thief is Shaft.
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