Well, the FD didn't waste any time getting here, and they just left. They got the fire out, but were forced to tear out about half the ceiling in one bedroom, some of the ceiling of my closet, and most of the wall between my room and the other. They tried hard as hell to minimize damage, but they had to get it out, and I just told 'em to do whatever they needed to do. Luckily, this room was a spare, and I only used it to store stuff in, so I didn't lose much. They all admired a chess set I had (with Roman figurines for the pieces-this thing cost my mother $500 20 years ago), so I let 'em take it with 'em back to the station. Today I'll have to go tell the POS landlord that the wiring I told him about 3 years ago (that he would never send anybody out to fix) almost cost him a house. As it is, if he decides to repair it, I figure it'll cost him at ;least $5000 or so. The Chief told me that I had maybe 10 more minutes before the whole house would have been involved, and that if I'd been asleep, chances are they'd have been calling the coroner, which I can believe, because I'm a fairly heavy sleeper. Oh, well; I was planning on moving anyway.
Edit: Thanks to the West-View/Fairforest Fire Dept, I still have somewhere to sleep until I can find another place. Many thanks, fellas, and be safe.