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Posted: 12/27/2005 3:47:33 AM EDT
My girlfriend's three-year-old son got some stick-on scars, scabs and sores for Christmas.

For some reason that now escapes me, I thought it would be funny to go to bed last night with a few of them stuck on Mr. Happy.

(Just kidding about the pic )
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:33:11 AM EDT
Well, I for one appreciate that you did not post pics.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:41:22 AM EDT
But honey....honey......honey...don't worry, I did not get these sores from you.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:41:24 AM EDT
So you slept on the couch, I take it?
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:44:11 AM EDT
THe title of this thread should have been...

"my girlfriend doesn't appreciate my comic penis..."
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:46:40 AM EDT
LOL
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:50:45 AM EDT
I wonder what the wife would do if I came home from Korea with some of those stuck on mine.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 6:55:21 AM EDT
The "converstation" started with "You've got my son's Christmas present on your dick!" and went downhill from there.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 6:58:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Oslow:
Well, I for one appreciate that you did not post pics.



+1.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 7:00:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
The "converstation" started with "You've got my son's Christmas present on your dick!" and went downhill from there.






Link Posted: 12/27/2005 7:01:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
The "converstation" started with "You've got my son's Christmas present on your dick!" and went downhill from there.



OMG!
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 7:07:09 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/27/2005 7:07:47 AM EDT by SgtSwat]
I hate it when they say that....don't you ?
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 7:07:43 AM EDT
Whats really funny is the kid will be sticking them all over his face tomorrow .
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 7:09:30 AM EDT
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 7:09:32 AM EDT
I hope the don't stick like duct tape or Mr. Happy is in for a name change.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 7:11:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gunner1X:
I hope the don't stick like duct tape or Mr. Happy is in for a name change.



Mr. Scabby
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 7:37:48 AM EDT
Thats funny right 'er. So how comfy was the couch
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 7:41:29 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 7:49:02 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Rodent:
The "converstation" started with "You've got my son's Christmas present on your dick!" and went downhill from there.

Well, at least it was not Elmo riding your johnson. THAT would be twisted.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 7:51:06 AM EDT
I'm gettin nuttin for Christmas cause I've been nuttin but bad!



Link Posted: 12/27/2005 7:56:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
The "converstation" started with "You've got my son's Christmas present on your dick!" and went downhill from there.





Can't imagine it going "UP" from there, personally!
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 9:39:22 AM EDT
So did you throw them out or just put them back in the poor kid's kit???
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 9:43:35 AM EDT
I hope you checked that the glue was not permanent, FIRST?

Super glue sounds contra-indicated for that use....
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 9:47:09 AM EDT
Your girlfriend has a 3 year old son? Smart move.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 9:48:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SOCOM-16:
Your girlfriend has a 3 year old son? Smart move.



Oh shit.

Head for the hills lads! Run!
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 9:49:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/27/2005 9:49:53 AM EDT by LVMIKE]

Originally Posted By SOCOM-16:
Your girlfriend has a 3 year old son? Smart move.



Not your place to criticize.

I know someone in a similar situation and he's the best thing that could have happened to my friend's sister.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 9:51:20 AM EDT
Woemenz never appreciate comic genius. I've been down that road many times. Take her to the movies and give her a popcorn surprise. She'll be in stitches in no time.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 9:52:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/27/2005 9:53:44 AM EDT by Rodent]
Guess I'll have to give her up, now. Any volunteers to take EB off my hands?
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 10:01:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Guess I'll have to give her up, now. Any volunteers to take EB off my hands?



Oh heck yes!! Pick me! This will now be a 30-pager for sure.

Married mine with baby kid nearly 16 years ago. Best thing I ever did. They both turned out excellent!
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 11:53:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Guess I'll have to give her up, now. Any volunteers to take EB off my hands?



Does she cook and clean???
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 12:15:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Guess I'll have to give her up, now. Any volunteers to take EB off my hands?



I'll ask the wife when she gets home.

If she says 'ok' are you willing to pay ex-gf support?

Link Posted: 12/27/2005 12:16:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
My girlfriend's three-year-old son got some stick-on scars, scabs and sores for Christmas.

For some reason that now escapes me, I thought it would be funny to go to bed last night with a few of them stuck on Mr. Happy.

(Just kidding about the pic )



No fuckin' way! Did you really?
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 12:18:06 PM EDT
Thats funny
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 12:29:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SOCOM-16:
Your girlfriend has a 3 year old son? Smart move.





Can't wait for school to start again.......
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 12:46:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:
Does she cook and clean???



She cooks, she cleans, she's educated, she has a sense of humor (even though there's room for further development ), she's a babe like you, and -as I tell her in an endearing tone every day - she "numbah one long-time boom-boom, no shit GI".
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 2:35:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:

Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:
Does she cook and clean???



She cooks, she cleans, she's educated, she has a sense of humor (even though there's room for further development ), she's a babe like you, and -as I tell her in an endearing tone every day - she "numbah one long-time boom-boom, no shit GI".



She's hired...but no boom boom. As crazy as you men make us ladies...some of us (myself included) won't swing the other way for all the crisp folded laundry in Boston's Chinatown.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 3:25:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
My girlfriend's three-year-old son got some stick-on scars, scabs and sores for Christmas.

For some reason that now escapes me, I thought it would be funny to go to bed last night with a few of them stuck on Mr. Happy.

(Just kidding about the pic )




You'll need a Macro lens
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 3:32:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SOCOM-16:
Your girlfriend has a 3 year old son? Smart move.



Mind your manners kid.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 3:37:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SOCOM-16:
Your girlfriend has a 3 year old son? Smart move.



And just WTF are you getting that opinion on? Do you know her?? Actually a much smarter move than you posting such ignorant shit here.

That being said, pretty funny stunt, Rodent. Glad not to see pics, though!
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:18:26 PM EDT
I hope they used that glue they use on "post-its" or something similar or it
may not be far from the truth.

GM
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:23:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
The "converstation" started with "You've got my son's Christmas present on your dick!" and went downhill from there.




Good thing it wasnt a GI Joe.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:31:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:

Originally Posted By Rodent:
The "converstation" started with "You've got my son's Christmas present on your dick!" and went downhill from there.




Good thing it wasnt a GI Joe.



or a puppy
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:31:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:

Originally Posted By Rodent:

Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:
Does she cook and clean???



She cooks, she cleans, she's educated, she has a sense of humor (even though there's room for further development ), she's a babe like you, and -as I tell her in an endearing tone every day - she "numbah one long-time boom-boom, no shit GI".



She's hired...but no boom boom. As crazy as you men make us ladies...some of us (myself included) won't swing the other way for all the crisp folded laundry in Boston's Chinatown.




Damn


Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:34:14 PM EDT
You know, the time I put a carrot in a finger of my glove and "accidentally" cut it off with pruning shears didn't go over big, either.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:39:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SOCOM-16:
Your girlfriend has a 3 year old son? Smart move.



I met my wife when she had a 5 year old. It's been 10 years and that 15 year old is about my favorite person in the world. My only regret is that I'm not his real father, though I love him like I was.

You know not that of which you speak.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:42:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
You know, the time I put a carrot in a finger of my glove and "accidentally" cut it off with pruning shears didn't go over big, either.



The missus isn't a fan of my sense of humor either. Oh well.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:53:15 PM EDT
Thats really funny! HA HA HA HA HA
Ever run over dead animals on purpose?
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 6:48:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/27/2005 6:49:50 PM EDT by uglygun]
I think the real question is...


Originally Posted By Creeper1313:
So did you throw them out or just put them back in the poor kid's kit???



If you want to play another joke on the girlfriend, tell her you put them back where you got them. She's sure to flip out when she sees the kid with the things all over his face.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 6:57:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SOCOM-16:
Your girlfriend has a 3 year old son? Smart move.



Grow up.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:36:40 AM EDT


Originally Posted By SOCOM-16:
Your girlfriend has a 3 year old son? Smart move.




It's a cross I must bear. *sigh*



Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:47:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:

Originally Posted By SOCOM-16:
Your girlfriend has a 3 year old son? Smart move.




It's a cross I must bear. *sigh*



tinypic.com/j9rhiv.jpg



And I once accused you of modesty...wth was I thinking???

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