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Posted: 8/12/2005 10:32:35 AM EDT
Was just sitting here and I hear what sounds like when you drop a plastic up but it was along my walls where the noise came from and kind went half way around the room.


Now I am freaking myself out just writing this. I am gonna be the first man ever killed by a ghost,!!!

And I figured I had this beat.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 10:35:21 AM EDT
Masturbate in front of it and ask that it join in. That gets rid of ghosts from what I hear.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 10:36:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:
Masturbate in front of it and ask that it join in. That gets rid of ghosts from what I hear.


Im shy, I don't think I could perform with some one watching
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 10:37:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By olyarms:

Originally Posted By dvr9:
Masturbate in front of it and ask that it join in. That gets rid of ghosts from what I hear.


Im shy, I don't think I could perform with some one watching



won't know untill you try
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 10:39:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By olyarms:

Originally Posted By dvr9:
Masturbate in front of it and ask that it join in. That gets rid of ghosts from what I hear.


Im shy, I don't think I could perform with some one watching



Maybe he, she, it, has already been watching!
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 10:42:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/12/2005 10:46:22 AM EDT by osprey21]
Well go the fuck outside.


retard
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 10:45:26 AM EDT
Plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 10:47:17 AM EDT
good think i'm close personal friends w/ Peter Venkman...i'll give him a call.....
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 10:47:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By osprey21:
Well go the fuck outside.


retard


Hahaha, if only it was that simple, this shit is realy weird. I am gonna setup a few cameras over the weekend and see what I get.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 10:57:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 11:08:17 AM EDT
It's all in your head.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 11:17:44 AM EDT
Just don't cross the streams...
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 11:24:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
It's all in your head.


+ a million.

Oly, bro, you got to lay off the good sauce a little bit.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 11:25:35 AM EDT
Ghosts my ass. You've got a case of "shadow people".

I'd get the hell outta there before they peel and eat you. No lie. I've known 23 people who've been peeled and eaten by shadow people this year alone.

The only way to rid of them is to run naked down the street with your dick in your hand screaming "Here kitty kitty kitty!".
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 11:33:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/12/2005 11:33:42 AM EDT by copenhagen]
Get a cross and pray.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 11:34:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Stealth:
Ghosts my ass. You've got a case of "shadow people".

I'd get the hell outta there before they peel and eat you. No lie. I've known 23 people who've been peeled and eaten by shadow people this year alone.

The only way to rid of them is to run naked down the street with your dick in your hand screaming "Here kitty kitty kitty!".



+1 This what I did to get rid of the ones that will not be named!
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 11:57:23 AM EDT
Add another layer to the foil hat.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 11:59:51 AM EDT
If it sounds like it's in the walls, burn the place down....... then you won't have any walls to worry about...
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 12:05:05 PM EDT
Read my sig. It's the only way to be sure.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 12:05:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

+1 This what I did to get rid of the ones that will not be named!




The ones that shall not be named killed my hampster when I was 8, emptied my toilet paper roll right before I needed it most, and continually flood my dirt bike when I'm in a hurry to start it.

I hate those guys. They are just mean.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 12:05:38 PM EDT
I've had plenty thru out the years.



Just wait till one "enters" you.

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 12:07:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/12/2005 12:08:11 PM EDT by StykUrHedUp]

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
I've had plenty thru out the years.



Just wait till one "enters" you.

Sgatr15

Sarge, if this thread and that statement didnt just set off bells and whistles and pull at your movie making strings.....youre not the producer i thought you were! this would make a HILARIOUS skit! Imbroglio back from the ARFCOM dead haunting oly.....
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 12:08:53 PM EDT
I've had plenty thru out the years.



Just wait till one "enters" you.

Sgatr15




All the ghosts left Michigan and moved to Cali.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 12:09:17 PM EDT
I have a ghost that's kinda like this guy's.

Funny thing is that when I set the live trap in the back yard and get rid of a coon, or a stray cat, the ghost always seems to go away too.... for a while anyway. Then he comes back. Then I set the trap.

Must be a ghost that likes coons and cats!
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 12:16:52 PM EDT
The other night I had a deer jump over my bed.

That had to be the most retarded Night Terror I've ever had.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 12:16:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By StykUrHedUp:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
I've had plenty thru out the years.



Just wait till one "enters" you.

Sgatr15

Sarge, if this thread and that statement didnt just set off bells and whistles and pull at your movie making strings.....youre not the producer i thought you were! this would make a HILARIOUS skit! Imbroglio back from the ARFCOM dead haunting oly.....




You say that utill you realized you have to construct sets, outfits, etc.

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 12:20:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By StykUrHedUp:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
I've had plenty thru out the years.



Just wait till one "enters" you.

Sgatr15

Sarge, if this thread and that statement didnt just set off bells and whistles and pull at your movie making strings.....youre not the producer i thought you were! this would make a HILARIOUS skit! Imbroglio back from the ARFCOM dead haunting oly.....




You say that utill you realized you have to construct sets, outfits, etc.

Sgatr15

so get busy ole man...why are you wasting time jabberin at me??
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 12:21:49 PM EDT
maybe you can get a jar or whatever and capture it and then sell it on ebay and make a few bucks.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 12:22:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/12/2005 12:23:20 PM EDT by Fat_McNasty]

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Just wait till one "enters" you.

Sgatr15



Do they kiss you first? And do they use lube?
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 12:23:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By StykUrHedUp:

so get busy ole man...why are you wasting time jabberin at me??



I have wondered that myself SOOOOO many times.

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 12:25:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By StykUrHedUp:

so get busy ole man...why are you wasting time jabberin at me??



I have wondered that myself SOOOOO many times.

Sgat1r5

you dont have to mistreat me now just because all of your friends are around......you bastard.....you know you love me.....
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 12:26:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
Read my sig. It's the only way to be sure.




Just as "draw down" has become the immediate ARFcom solution to problems with people, jerking off is now the ARFcom way to exorcise a house.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 12:27:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/12/2005 12:28:08 PM EDT by StykUrHedUp]

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
Read my sig. It's the only way to be sure.




Just as "draw down" has become the immediate ARFcom solution to problems with people, jerking off is now the ARFcom way to exorcise a house.

i cant believe little Gabby just said "jerking off" OMG!!
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 12:30:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
Read my sig. It's the only way to be sure.




Just as "draw down" has become the immediate ARFcom solution to problems with people, jerking off is now the ARFcom way to exorcise a house.



If that's the case then damn near all the ARFCOM households should be ghost free!
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 12:31:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
Read my sig. It's the only way to be sure.




Just as "draw down" has become the immediate ARFcom solution to problems with people, jerking off is now the ARFcom way to exorcise a house.



If that's the case then damn near all the ARFCOM households should be ghost free!



I was just thinking that
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 6:25:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By olyarms:

Originally Posted By dvr9:
Masturbate in front of it and ask that it join in. That gets rid of ghosts from what I hear.


Im shy, I don't think I could perform with some one watching




Just pretend the ghost is named ".jpg" You should have no trouble then.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 9:07:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:

Originally Posted By olyarms:

Originally Posted By dvr9:
Masturbate in front of it and ask that it join in. That gets rid of ghosts from what I hear.


Im shy, I don't think I could perform with some one watching




Just pretend the ghost is named ".jpg" You should have no trouble then.


Hahaha, leave my gf out of this
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 9:21:55 AM EDT
your dogs still don't freak out?
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 9:23:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
It's all in your headhands.



Fixed it for you.......


Link Posted: 8/13/2005 9:25:24 AM EDT
Maybe the ghost brought his friends over to see the worlds smallest dick.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 9:27:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
It's all in your head.



Echos...
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 9:29:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:
Masturbate in front of it and ask that it join in. That gets rid of ghosts from what I hear.



Not that you'd know from personal experience, right?


RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:24:52 AM EDT
Maybe you need to cut the top of the ghost's jeep off.....
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:33:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:

Originally Posted By dvr9:
Masturbate in front of it and ask that it join in. That gets rid of ghosts from what I hear.



Not that you'd know from personal experience, right?


RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!



I wouldn't know....amusement park rides have been keeping me too occupied lately to do anything else.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:37:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Stealth:
Ghosts my ass. You've got a case of "shadow people".

I'd get the hell outta there before they peel and eat you. No lie. I've known 23 people who've been peeled and eaten by shadow people this year alone.

The only way to rid of them is to run naked down the street with your dick in your hand screaming "Here kitty kitty kitty!".

oh man, that's great! can i use that for my sig?
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:42:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By chips:

Originally Posted By Stealth:
Ghosts my ass. You've got a case of "shadow people".

I'd get the hell outta there before they peel and eat you. No lie. I've known 23 people who've been peeled and eaten by shadow people this year alone.

The only way to rid of them is to run naked down the street with your dick in your hand screaming "Here kitty kitty kitty!".

oh man, that's great! can i use that for my sig?



Chips,

ARFCOM rules says if it is posted, it is fair game. Feel free to use as your sig line. You may need to upgrade to "Team Member" status first however.

Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:42:59 AM EDT
Don't be a wuss.

Get an Ouija Board. It will answer all your questions.

Right sarge?

Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:47:33 AM EDT
get yourself a video camera, point it at a static channel on tv, record, listen, and post results.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:50:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2005 10:52:10 AM EDT by chips]

Originally Posted By dvr9: You may need to upgrade to "Team Member" status first however.


pffft... maybe when i'm not poor anymore

edit: i guess i have to scrounge up some cash to have a sig line here
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 12:08:09 PM EDT
Olyarms, I can help:

I'm a lean mean cleaning machine...I'll whip my hair into a bun, don sensible shoes, a moo moo and some funky glasses, come in with a bottle of "Ghost be Gone" and declare your house clean before you can even THINK about the Stay pufft Marshmallow man!

<shrug>
Did I make ya snicker at least????
Personally I say the best way to rid your house of ghosts is to do what I did: Build a brandie-new house that YOU can haunt after you die

Link Posted: 8/13/2005 12:14:39 PM EDT
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