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Posted: 8/12/2005 10:32:35 AM EDT
Was just sitting here and I hear what sounds like when you drop a plastic up but it was along my walls where the noise came from and kind went half way around the room.
Now I am freaking myself out just writing this. I am gonna be the first man ever killed by a ghost,!!! And I figured I had this beat. |
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Masturbate in front of it and ask that it join in. That gets rid of ghosts from what I hear.
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Im shy, I don't think I could perform with some one watching |
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won't know untill you try |
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Maybe he, she, it, has already been watching! |
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good think i'm close personal friends w/ Peter Venkman...i'll give him a call.....
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Hahaha, if only it was that simple, this shit is realy weird. I am gonna setup a few cameras over the weekend and see what I get. |
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www.the-atlantic-paranormal-society.com/
Want me to stop by their HQ this weekend and fill them in ? www.the-atlantic-paranormal-society.com/storiessubmit.html |
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+ a million. Oly, bro, you got to lay off the good sauce a little bit. |
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Ghosts my ass. You've got a case of "shadow people".
I'd get the hell outta there before they peel and eat you. No lie. I've known 23 people who've been peeled and eaten by shadow people this year alone. The only way to rid of them is to run naked down the street with your dick in your hand screaming "Here kitty kitty kitty!". |
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+1 This what I did to get rid of the ones that will not be named! |
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If it sounds like it's in the walls, burn the place down....... then you won't have any walls to worry about...
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The ones that shall not be named killed my hampster when I was 8, emptied my toilet paper roll right before I needed it most, and continually flood my dirt bike when I'm in a hurry to start it. I hate those guys. They are just mean. |
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I've had plenty thru out the years.
Just wait till one "enters" you. Sgatr15 |
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I've had plenty thru out the years.
Just wait till one "enters" you. Sgatr15 All the ghosts left Michigan and moved to Cali. |
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I have a ghost that's kinda like this guy's.
Funny thing is that when I set the live trap in the back yard and get rid of a coon, or a stray cat, the ghost always seems to go away too.... for a while anyway. Then he comes back. Then I set the trap. Must be a ghost that likes coons and cats! |
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The other night I had a deer jump over my bed.
That had to be the most retarded Night Terror I've ever had. |
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You say that utill you realized you have to construct sets, outfits, etc. Sgatr15 |
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maybe you can get a jar or whatever and capture it and then sell it on ebay and make a few bucks.
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Do they kiss you first? And do they use lube? |
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I have wondered that myself SOOOOO many times. Sgat1r5 |
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Just as "draw down" has become the immediate ARFcom solution to problems with people, jerking off is now the ARFcom way to exorcise a house. |
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If that's the case then damn near all the ARFCOM households should be ghost free! |
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I was just thinking that |
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Just pretend the ghost is named ".jpg" You should have no trouble then. |
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Hahaha, leave my gf out of this |
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Maybe the ghost brought his friends over to see the worlds smallest dick.
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Not that you'd know from personal experience, right? RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I wouldn't know....amusement park rides have been keeping me too occupied lately to do anything else. |
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Chips, ARFCOM rules says if it is posted, it is fair game. Feel free to use as your sig line. You may need to upgrade to "Team Member" status first however. |
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Don't be a wuss.
Get an Ouija Board. It will answer all your questions. Right sarge? |
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get yourself a video camera, point it at a static channel on tv, record, listen, and post results.
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edit: i guess i have to scrounge up some cash to have a sig line here |
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Olyarms, I can help:
I'm a lean mean cleaning machine...I'll whip my hair into a bun, don sensible shoes, a moo moo and some funky glasses, come in with a bottle of "Ghost be Gone" and declare your house clean before you can even THINK about the Stay pufft Marshmallow man! <shrug> Did I make ya snicker at least???? Personally I say the best way to rid your house of ghosts is to do what I did: Build a brandie-new house that YOU can haunt after you die |
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