I am the owner of a local answering service, hence callgirl.  Today has been terrible!  You can only imagine.  Okay.....you probably need a laugh.  Picture this.  Jessica (David's 22 year old autistic daughter) decides to clean the bathroom without any help.  I hear this gushing of water.  I run the the restroom and the water is shooting straight up out of the back of the toilet.  She had taken the lid off the back of the toilet (God knows why) and managed to shoot water about 10 feet in the air.  

I get to the bathroom and cannot shut off the water.  Jess is standing there saying "Mayday Mayday" with one small paper towel on the floor to sop up the water.  Of course I started swearing as the first reaction and she high tailed it out of the bathroom.  I did not have enough strength to turn off the shut off valve.....it would not move!  

So there I am crying (actually hysterical) .......ankle deep in water.  With the phone ringing off the hook.  I am working with a semi-new girl......I cannot stop the water from shooting up the wall!  I can't stop the water or answer the phones.  My best bet was to put my hand over the geyser and stand there crying till someone rescues me.

In comes the exterminator (Lowell).  I yelled for help and he came in and promptly shut off the turn off valve.  Truly it would not budge for me.  

Now I have water everywhere.  I am soaked from head to toe.  My hair is sopping wet and I am still hysterical.  All the water ran into the operations room.  I just ordered 300 pounds of paper.  I was just SURE it was sopping wet along with me.

Okay.....the paper was dry and Dave's (my husband) ex-wife's husband came to my resue & fixed the toilet.   Because I got pissed at one point and just broke the damn part off inside the toilet hoping it would stop.  You know.......it didn't.

I can smile now but it wasn't pretty and neither was I!   How was your day?

Pam
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So, what are your rates?

Quoted: So, what are your rates?

Dude, check the forum title.



Dumbass.

Quoted: Quoted: So, what are your rates? Dude, check the forum title. Dumbass.

Dude, just having fun with a troll.

YOU'RE the dumbass. Dumbass.

How do you make it through the day without killing yourself in some stupid way, AZ-K9?  

Mine went slow but ok.


Think of it thisway, someone could have flushed 2 hamhock bones down the toilet and stopped it up, it would have been worse.

Quoted: Not my Friday until tomorrow...

Mine was Thursday

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: So, what are your rates? Dude, check the forum title. Dumbass. Dude, just having fun with a troll. YOU'RE the dumbass. Dumbass. How do you make it through the day without killing yourself in some stupid way, AZ-K9?

This "troll"  is married to Hessian-1.  Have a good day!

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: So, what are your rates? Dude, check the forum title. Dumbass. Dude, just having fun with a troll. YOU'RE the dumbass. Dumbass. How do you make it through the day without killing yourself in some stupid way, AZ-K9?   This "troll"  is married to Hessian-1.  Have a good day!

No offense intended!  

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: So, what are your rates? Dude, check the forum title. Dumbass.hr Dude, just having fun with a troll. YOU'RE the dumbass. Dumbass. How do you make it through the day without killing yourself in some stupid way, AZ-K9?  hr This "troll"  is married to Hessian-1.  Have a good day!

Actually truth be known....the main reason I signed up for an account with AR15 is so that I can communicate with Hessian-1.  I IM him and tell him it's time to go to bed!

Quoted: Actually truth be known....the main reason I signed up for an account with AR15 is so that I can communicate with Hessian-1.  I IM him and tell him it's time to go to bed!

I truly believe this is how most women get started on arfcom.......

Glad I am not in the most section!
Hubby does surf here alot, but I joined because of the wealth of knowledge I can recieve here.

Sorry you had a bad day, but that story is pretty funny.  

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: So, what are your rates? Dude, check the forum title. Dumbass. Dude, just having fun with a troll. YOU'RE the dumbass. Dumbass. How do you make it through the day without killing yourself in some stupid way, AZ-K9?

Ahem.... foot/mouth eh?

Dang.....reminds me of times I look back on now and have to laugh at myself. (Or the time the plumber almost set my house on fire.)  Sorry it went wrong for you.  At least the paper didn't get wet.